One day in the Hogwarts staff lounge:

Albus Dumbledore was sitting in his usual place, the burgundy couch near the fireplace with his ever loyal deputy Minerva Mcgonagall talking about humans and their limitations.

"You know I can fit the whole world in my hands." Albus said.

Minerva snorted." That's physically impossible and very stupid of you to say that"

"Really? You don't believe me?"He raised his eyebrow, tilting his head. Minerva had to restrain herself for giggling stupidly at his cute expression.

"Off course."

Albus just shook his head and scooted closer to her. He cupped her face and whispered "There you go! I've done it."

Minerva blushed, embarrassed. "Oh get off me. I have a reputation to maintain."

Severus Snape, who was listening to their conversation till then choked on his tea and keeping a neutral face said "Yes excuse me, I'm leaving. I think I need to puke."

He left muttering about crazy old people and what to do with them.