Hello there peeps, Uncle Klyju is back! Now, first of all…
Holy fuck.
That DLC was bonkers. I had Plutonia flashbacks during the debacle, and that ending came out of nowhere. I have no idea what to say except that I already have ideas on how to incorporate it into this story, but Holy shit. And don't worry, DLWAHDH is gonna go as planned without issues! Just gotta reinforce it as non-canon to this story.
But still, holy fuck, Doomguy, what the hell…
Anyways, as usual, I don't own anything here at all, and everything belongs to their respective parties. Without further ado, OPEN THE GAME!
The Slayer inspected the repaired equipment launcher, investigating it to ensure its functions were still operational as the HUD displayed the diagnostics he couldn't investigate while in a confined space. He read the diagnostics until they finished reading through the code, ending their scan with a SYSTEMS OPERATIONAL message. Satisfied, he placed the launcher back on its place on his left shoulder, reactivating its motor before it set back into a resting position. The Slayer smirked before he turned to Powerloader, giving the excavator-themed heroine a thumbs up on the repairs. "I'm glad you approve of the repairs, Midoriya," The heroine stated with a smile. "I'll be honest, I was surprised you went to me for repairs, but I guess that you'd want somebody more experienced to fix up that equipment."
Izuku merely let out a grunt, a thankful expression on his face stating how he felt. "Well, come back whenever you need a repair next time. Besides, it was fun working on tech that advanced even if it's something as simple as that."
The Slayer nodded at the offer, but before anything else could be done, the duo heard banging at the door before a pink missile broke through it. "POWERLOADER-SENSEI, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT THERE WAS ADVANCED TECH TO WORK ON?!" The pink-haired girl exclaimed as she ran up to the Slayer. "IF YOU WANTED SOMEBODY TO REPAIR YOUR TECH, YOU FOUND YOUR GIRL! NOT ONLY WOULD I BE ABLE TO FIX YOUR TECH, BUT I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS FOR THEM TOO! JUST THINK ABOUT IT, BETTER UPGRADES, WEAPONRY, EVEN BETTER ARMOR! WE COULD WORK TOGETHER TO MAKE TECH NEVER BEFORE SEEN!"
The offer of better weapons did grab the attention of the Slayer. It would be beneficial to him to add more to his arsenal, and if she had any experience with mechanics, she could make massive improvements to whatever he already has. However, before making his decision, Mei made a mistake.
"AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME CHEAPING OUT ON YOUR AMMO! I PROMISE I CAN RECREATE THAT ENERGY AMMO, NO PROBLEM!"
This immediately rendered the offer null and void. The Slayer saw the look in Mei's eyes, and he could tell that she wasn't kidding. She'd try to recreate Argent at any cost.
He couldn't allow that.
The Slayer began to walk out of the room, ignoring the pink-haired girl as she tried to get his attention, pestering him as she poked his body and tried to get him to stay before Powerloader had to grab Mei and hold her back. There was no way he'd let her anywhere near his weapons now.
As he walked back to where Aizawa told the class to group up, as they were getting ready to head towards a training facility elsewhere to practice on their skills for something other than combat. Besides, it was better to have their training elsewhere to let the Shiketsu transfers adjust to their new surroundings and regain their bearings.
Eventually, he reached the parking lot where the rest of 1-A was waiting for him, standing near the bus before they took notice of the armored man. "Midoriya, there you are!" Tomoyo greeted, earning a nod from the Slayer. "Alright, I have checked the interior of the bus, and I believe that a seating arrangement won't be necessary for the trip."
Earning a nod and grunt, the Slayer merely followed the rest of the class into the vehicle. Soon, the bus began moving, quickly reaching highway speeds as they headed towards whatever destination they were going to be training at. As the class sat on the bus, some of the other students began to discuss things with one another. The chatter continued for a bit before Eiko noticed that Izuku wasn't involved with the others. Quickly looking around and spotting Katsumi sitting a fair distance away, the redhead had found a topic to start up a conversation. "Hey, Mido-Bro!" She exclaimed, getting the green-haired man's attention. "How did you first meet Bakugo, anyway? I'm kinda curious about that."
Hearing this question, Izuku and Katsumi pondered over it, trying to recollect their memories before reminiscing over the day that they met. "Heh, it's a funny story, really," Katsumi answered, getting the attention of the others. "I think we met when we were babies. I don't remember much, but basically, when I first met Izuku, I was a little shit, so the first thing I did was flip him off as my way to say hi."
Ignoring the gasp from Tomoyo, the blonde continued her story, chuckling a bit at the memory. "Turns out, Izuku was a fast learner, so he flipped me off to say hi, too. After that, I think his mom was freaking the fuck out over that."
The Slayer let out a chuckle at the memory, alerting Katsumi about how he felt about that story, eliciting a smile from the girl as she saw that their relationship was indeed improving. Even as Tomoyo began ranting at the pair for their behavior at the time, it did very little to wipe off her grin besides lightly annoying the blonde.
Eventually, the bus slowed to a stop, signifying that the class had arrived at their destination before they began to walk out of the vehicle, and the Slayer put on his helmet as its systems began activating… only for communications to fail.
The Slayer halted in his tracks, causing several other students behind to bump into him. "Midoriya? What's wrong, why did you stop?" Ochako asked, receiving no response as her classmate sprinted towards the parking lot, ignoring the hero at the entrance of the facility as he began to look around, alerting some of the others. "Hey, Midori, did something happen?" Mina questioned.
The Slayer didn't respond to the pink-haired girl before he took off his helmet to inspect once again before putting it back on, calibrating the systems before the HUD once again told him COMMUNICATIONS: ERROR.
"Midoriya, is something the matter?" He heard Aizawa question him from behind as he turned to look at her to sign out an order. "I need you to try and call UA, something weird is going on."
"Really, you want me to call UA? Is there a reason for this?" The teacher asked as she brought out her phone, noting the urgent tone in her student's movements. She quickly checked her phone, but quickly noticed something was off. "Wait a sec… I don't have any signal. Thirteen, do you have the same problem?"
"I'm not sure, Eraserhead, but I'll check," The space-themed heroine stated before she checked her device, only for her brow to furrow, the expression being conveyed through the eyes of her helmet. "That's strange, I don't have any signal either, but I know I paid the bill yesterday…"
Hearing this, several of the other students grew concerned, many of them pulling out their phones, only to find the same result: no signal.
As the class began to grow increasingly worried, Izuku looked around, searching for something before he turned towards the building, spotting nothing before he cracked his knuckles, alerting the others as he turned towards Tomoyo and signed towards her. "Iida, go to UA and get back-up. Tell them that something is jamming our signal and that somebody knows that we're here."
"Wait, why do I have to do that?" The armored woman asked. "Wouldn't it be easier for us to all get back on the bus to go back to UA?"
"Whoever jammed our signal will notice if we leave. Somebody has to make sure they don't catch up to you." Izuku signed in response as he turned towards the USJ, cracking his neck and rolling his shoulders as the pressure popped his back.
"Midoriya," Aizawa called out to the Slayer before continuing. "While I believe going in knowing that there is a threat is an irrational decision, I assume that you have a plan for this, correct?" Earning a nod in response, Aizawa smirked before turning to the class. "Alright, everyone, keep your composure together. Today's lesson on rescue has been temporarily scrapped. Instead, you're going to hone your combat skills."
Hearing the order, some of the more nervous students gained expressions of concern as they felt that they weren't ready to deal with actual villains so early in their college year, let alone in their life. However, some of the others quickly steeled themselves for the upcoming fight, shaking off whatever nerves they had. "Izuku," Katsumi spoke up, getting the Slayer's attention. She breathed in deeply before continuing. "I know that you're good, but you better make it out of this, alright?"
The Slayer nodded, earning a smile from the blonde before it turned into a grin, while the sole male brought out the rocket launcher, ready to lead the counter-assault on whoever was going to ambush the class.
The class strode towards the door before Izuku kicked it down with extreme prejudice, sending flying off of its hinges. As if on cue, a purple and black portal formed at the center of the USJ Plaza, and out of it crawled out a girl with ash-blue hair, dark clothes, and severed hands all over her body as she looked up to where the class was before her eyes widened at the sight of the Slayer, who aimed his rocket launcher towards her before pulling the trigger.
Seeing the rocket heading towards her, the blue-haired woman quickly dodged out of the way, but upon impact, the portal reformed itself into a mist-like woman in a bartender outfit as she was sent flying away from the force of the explosion. The Slayer grunted in disappointment when he saw that they were still conscious.
He got excited and fired early.
Regardless, the armored man leaped down the stairs as the blue-haired woman shouted to her partner. "KUROGIRI, BRING IN THE OTHERS! NOW!" She exclaimed, and the now identified Kurogiri quickly turned into a portal again, this time dropping more villains at random. As they looked around with befuddled expressions on their faces, confused at the sudden randomness, they quickly found a fist in their face, courtesy of the Slayer as the rest of the class followed, each student letting out a unified yell as they leaped into the fray, and as quickly as the battle began, chaos flooded the USJ.
Villains left and right were doing their best to fend off the students, but try as they might, the sudden reversal of their ambush meant that they were unprepared for the sudden bullet hell that they were dropped into. From Minerva throwing her sticky balls at the ground, halting the movement of the villains, to Momo quickly creating melee weapons, sometimes even launching them towards the villains to falter them. Ochako grabbed a particularly heavy metal bat, managing to lift it using her quirk as she began to bash away at a couple of villains. Katsumi was micromanaging her opponents, using small explosions to disorient them as she beat the villains senseless, never slowing down for a moment.
As for the Slayer…
The villains looked at him in shock, confused as to why a male was with the Hero Course before regaining focus, realizing that his gender didn't matter right now. The only thing that was important was the fact that he was an enemy. Alas, the newfound focus and their underestimating of the Slayer proved to be their hubris as they found themselves being knocked out with only one blow from the armored man, who pushed them back using a combination of military combat training and Sentinel Gladiator wrestling, tossing and suplexing enemies left and right, even grabbing a villain that was about to sneak up on him before he headbutted her three times.
As this happened, Shigaraki watched upon the battle as rage built deep in her heart. After so much planning out this assault on UA, trying to take down All Might and end her reign as the Symbol of Peace, it all came crashing down when that armored student fired a God damn RPG at her, making the blue-haired woman have to improvise. Sadly, the class seemed to be better at planning on the fly than she was. "Nomu!" She shouted, getting the attention of the bio-weapon that Sensei gave her. "Kill the armored cheater!"
Upon hearing the order given to it, the Nomu let out a screech before charging towards the Slayer to throw a punch, but the strike was caught by the Sentinel warrior, who detected the attack coming before he threw a punch at the creature's abdomen, only to find out that it did nothing. Seeing this, Shigaraki let out a laugh. "What the hell made you think you could beat my tank, ya noob?!" She cackled. "The Nomu was created to defeat All Might! It was designed to tank any of her punches with it's shock absorption!"
The Slayer smirked underneath his helmet as he dodged a claw swipe from the beast. Villains are so easy to string along. She made it too easy.
Running back up to the Nomu again, the Slayer charged up a Blood Punch, striking at the beast. Upon getting hit, the Argent that was stored in Izuku's fist let out a shockwave, knocking the genetically modified beast a few meters away and tearing off chunks of its flesh, spraying blood everywhere and shocking Shigaraki. However, in her surprise, the villain was unable to give orders to the Nomu before the Slayer ran up to it, stomping on its elbow and snapping its arm off before he grabbed it by the jaws, prying them open before snapping off the lower jaw. To finish it off, he stabbed its exposed brain using a pointed bit of the bone.
Turning towards Shigaraki and Kurogiri, the Slayer smugly raised his arms to his sides as a smirk formed under his helmet. However, the smirk was erased when he heard Shigaraki giggling before it devolved into maniacal cackling, only for the gears to fall into place when he heard the sound of a heavy body picking itself up, accompanied by the sounds of flesh being squished and stretched as the Nomu regenerated the damaged tissue, letting out a screech to announce its return.
"Did you really think that Shock Absorption was the Nomu's only quirk?" Shigaraki asked rhetorically. "It was designed to go up against All Might! There is no way you can-!"
The villain's speech was then interrupted when the Slayer brought out the Crucible, activating the blade as its power surged and lit the arena in a red glow. "IS THAT A FUCKING LIGHTSABER?!" The leader shrieked in horror as she watched the Slayer cut down the Nomu, the heat of the blade cauterizing the genetically engineered creature's wounds, preventing it from regenerating once more.
As the Nomu's corpse fell apart into pieces, the Slayer holstered his Crucible back to his hip, a smug grin on his face as he turned towards Shigaraki, who, despite having her face covered by a severed hand, looked absolutely constipated with rage, something her partner noticed before the blue-haired woman dashed towards him, clawing at him as he dodged her attacks and quickly understanding that her attacks related to her quirk.
He immediately put an end to her attempt to kill him when she lunged at him with an outstretched arm. Dodging the attack, he grabbed the extended limb and slammed his elbow onto it, snapping the arm off. The villain screamed out in pain as she grabbed the bleeding stump where her left hand used to be, stumbling away from Izuku as he threw a haymaker at her, but before he could follow up on his attack, a portal opened up to swallow the young woman, taking her away as her misty partner followed suit, leaving the class alone with very few villains remaining.
As the remaining enemies slowly dwindled down, the class was able to group up again, smiles beginning to form on their faces as they saw the fight reaching its end. They never expected their first fight against villains to go so easily. Then again, they did get beaten by the Slayer and Miruko. Compared to a Pro Hero and an eon-old warrior, a group of villains that dealt with petty muggings of inexperienced civilians was child's play. "Alright class," Aizawa stated as she knocked down another villain. "Let's get this over with. We'll need to file a report when the other staff gets here."
The class let out sounds of acknowledgement, knocking out the last villain that they were fighting. Taking the time to catch their breaths, the class looked around to find the others, happy to see that they had no casualties. As Izuku walked over to rejoin his class, however, a harrowing roar was heard in the distance, sending chills down the spines of the class as they quickly looked around. The Slayer, on the other hand, brought out his Ballista and SSG, noting that the roar sounded like a Marauder's roar, if only a bit deeper than usual.
He would be proven wrong immediately after thinking that when he heard the sound of a Prowler teleporting above him, though the shadow that covered his form wasn't the Imp-like demon that he knew. The other thing that told him that was the strength behind the demon's punch, which knocked him a few meters away. As he recovered his footing, the Slayer took note of the new enemy, taking note that much like the Nomu, it had its brain exposed, though that is where the similarities ended.
As tall as a Baron was, the demon had the horns of a Marauder, the eyes of a Prowler, and the mouth of a Pain Elemental. It's torso was armored like that of a Pinky, though there were orange flames coating it like an Archvile. On it's left arm, it had a chaingun attached to it, while the right arm had an Argent blade jutting out from the wrist. It's legs were also deformed, resembling a hybrid between a Tyrant's organic limbs and a Pinky's.
"Midoriya, what the Hell is that thing?!" Momo shrieked out in terror as the hybrid in front of them let out a roar of pure, mindless ferocity. The Slayer quickly readied the Ballista, activating the Arbalest before firing, the demon raising the massive chaingun as the plasma round hit it square in the chest before exploding, to no avail. Undeterred, the demon's weapon began to spin before rapidly firing rounds at the Slayer, though instead of bullets, the armored man saw that they were Micro-Missiles.
The Slayer began dodging the projectiles, running away to avoid the explosions that followed, though they were larger than his own ammunition. However, in avoiding the explosions, the Demonomu (for lack of a better term) raised it's other arm, sending a wave of Hellfire towards him, which he was able to dodge as he kept firing at the beast with his ballista.. It was for naught, as the sounds of howling were heard from the flames before three hellhounds came running from it towards Izuku, who switched to the SSG to get rid of them. However, in doing so, the Slayer left himself open for the surprisingly fast demon, who tackled him before sending the Slayer flying.
Before it could attack the Slayer again, however, a wave of ice quickly encompassed the hybrid, courtesy of Shoko, but the frigid prison didn't last long before the demon broke out of the ice. Letting out a roar, the beast slammed it's fist into the ground, sending another of flames towards the dual-quirked girl, who retaliated with ice, but it was for naught as it melted upon contact. Shoko quickly dodged the attack before she saw the demon charge towards her. In a blind panic, she activated her flames, sending a torrent of heat towards her opponent, but the demon merely pushed through the attack, until it was tackled in mid-air by Katsumi, who was covered in an electric glow as her hands were sparking with energy.
The blonde bomber quickly began to lay down punishment towards the Demonomu, rattling his body with punches and explosions charged with One for All, but just as quickly as she laid the smackdown, her arms became damaged from OfA overuse. Upon no longer receiving damage, Katsumi's opponent smacked her away and was about to keep attacking her when it felt several rockets making impact upon its back. Turning around, the demon hybrid saw the Slayer and Momo with their separate Rocket Launchers aimed at it.
Letting out another roar, the Demonomu dashed towards the Slayer, who began to unload rockets into the demonic hybrid as it fired Micro-Missiles at him, damaging his armor. As the Slayer switched over to the Ballista, the Demonomu teleported again, this time appearing in front of the man as it began to beat him with its claws and chaingun, knocking him down.
As the Slayer got back up, the Demonomu picked him up before it ran him through the ground, sending numerous shards of broken debris flying. Eventually, the beastial hybrid tossed the Slayer into the air before punching his abdomen with the chaingun attachment. Time seemed to slow down before the sounds of the weapon's barrel spinning were heard. Soon, the Slayer was launched away from the sudden barrage of Micro-Missiles that embedded themselves into his abdomen before detonating, spraying blood everywhere.
At that moment, Izuku had died…
The class watched as the green-haired man's corpse fell to the ground, blood flowing out of the hole in their classmate's body. The silence was broken when Katsumi's rage broke, letting out a sorrow-filled scream as she let OfA flow through her body before she dashed towards the Demonomu, explosions erupting from her hands as she tried to strike at the demonic beast. Her attacks did nothing, however, as the Demonomu merely grabbed the explosive blonde before kneeing her away. Suddenly, it heard a clinking sound near its feet before it saw that several grenades landed near it before they blew up, staggering it for a moment, giving Jirou the opportunity to use the stereo boots to send powerful sound waves towards the threat.
Again, the attack barely disoriented the hybrid, which began to run towards the purple-haired girl. For a few moments, Jirou froze up in fear. She was unable to do anything as the nightmarish face belonging to the monster got closer towards her. That thing just killed Midoriya, so what could she do?
For a few moments, Jirou thought she was going to die.
As if God decided to show her mercy, she then saw a familiar figure's gloved fist slam into the Demonomu, the DOOM Blade extended as the strike formed a gash on the demon's torso before the Blood Punch's shockwave sent it flying. The hybrid crashed a distance away, leaving the class to look in shock and awe at who was standing, all while the Slayer got back up from his crouching position before bringing out his minigun.
The Demonomu picked itself back up, its chaingun arm having been heavily damaged by the impact before it saw the Slayer. Everything was quiet, until the demonic hybrid let out a roar, the Slayer activating the Chaingun's Mobile Turret.
Round 2 was about to begin…
Omake!
As the Slayer and Demonomu got ready for the second round, a portal opened nearby, getting the duo's attention as they watched the newcomer walk out of it. This newcomer had green skin and orange hair, a smug look on his face as he crossed his arms over his torso, which was covered by a red and black jumpsuit. All-in-all, the Slayer was reminded of an orc looking at him.
"Ah, a dream paradise," The orc-man began, sounding just as pompous and full of himself as the Slayer imagined. "A world filled with women for me, Lord Paragon, to empower with my superior spawn! And the only thing in my way is you two! No need to grovel before my greatness, however, all I ask is your complete surrender, and relinquish your women to me so that I may show them who their Alpha is!"
The Slayer and Demonomu stared at the orc-man dumbfoundedly before they turned to one another. "Are you seeing this clown?" Izuku grunted towards his opponent.
"Clown? He's the whole damn circus, bruh," The Demonomu yelled out before they turned towards Paragon again.
Later…
"Aizawa-sensei!" Tomoyo exclaimed as the UA staff walked behind her. "I have… huh?"
Instead of the battlefield that she and the UA staff expected, Tomoyo watched in confusion as Izuku was using a 2x4 to play tennis with an unholy abomination that was using a chaingun arm as a racket, with the ball being the decapitated head of a green-skinned redhead man. Some of the class surrounded the pair, cheering the duo as they batted the head back and forth, while the others were roasting marshmallows over what they assumed was the man's corpse, which was currently on fire.
Eventually, the game reached its end when the Demonomu accidentally smacked the head with too much force, causing it to splatter upon impact. The class gasped at the sight of brain matter splattering out before they let out sounds of disappointment, while Izuku dope-slapped the Demonomu in the back of its head, showing how he felt about the end of the game.
"I…" All Might muttered. "What… what just happened?"
And scene! Sorry I kept you all waiting, people, and I'm sorry that it was too short for you all! I know that I told you all that I was going to make USJ a two-parter, but that was still no excuse for making you all wait so long. I hope you all accept the omake as a token of apology.
Also, getting it out of the way, I hope you all enjoyed it. If any of you know anything about Lord Paragon, as well as DeusPerfect, you all know why it went like this. When I found out about him initially, I had a heart attack from pure rage, and the only reason I didn't die was because I was too angry about him to keel over.
Anyways, next chapter will be the Season 1 Arc finale, and after that, Daily Life With A Human-Demon Harem will make its debut!
That does bring a bit more news, though. After taking a closer look at it, I am sorry to say that the Blessings Arc will be scrapped ENTIRELY, including the Beozuku spinoff, as when planning it, I realized that there were too many plot-holes in it, as well as some elements that would earn me a flogging. But fret not, as I have a more appropriate substitute for the arc. It excites me so much that I'm willing to give you all a hint for it.
Why didn't you guys tell me Splatterhouse was a thing?!
Anyways, with that said, Klyju out!