"Oooh, Hacky! I just adore surprises. Especially from you," Wicked grinned at her green-toned boyfriend as he walked across the open space of the Grim Wreaker, carrying a large package in the shape of a broom. "Oh Hacky, it's just what I want-" Wicked exclaimed as she tore away the wrapping, but she cut herself short. "This is last year's model."
The Hacker's face fell. "It is not. I bought the latest Zoom-Broom...because nothing is too good for my Wicked-poo."
The purple bristles of the broomstick landed on his head, nearly knocking off his wig. Hacker quickly straightened his hair and inspected his large chin for a dent.
"Humph," Wicked snorted, throwing down the broom she had just hit Hacker with. "If nothing is too good for me, how come you didn't get me what I wanted? Some boyfriend you turned out to be!" Grabbing up her old broom, Wicked made her departure.
"Hey Boss." Hacker's round cyborg henchman, Buzz, peeked around a door. "How'd it go with Wicked? Did she like her present?"
Hacker stamped his foot. "That was supposed to have been the latest model. Someone at Amazin' must have gypped me. And no one gyps The Hacker!"
Buzz, followed by his partner-in-crime, Delete, walked over to where their boss was standing, glaring down at the abandoned gift.
"If only I had a way to review my receipt to show Wicked I did purchase the newest broom for her," Hacker mused.
Swish! Ding!
"Huh?" Hacker looked up in surprise at the levitating disk before him.
"Hey, it's one of those cookies!" Delete cried excitedly. "I want one! I want to see my recent purchases, too!"
Swish! Ding!
The drone whacked Delete in the back of the head. Hacker quickly swiped it away out of reach.
"That one's mine!" Delete asserted, rubbing his head.
"Yes, and so easily taken for a little re-programming." An evil grin spread over The Hacker's large chin. "I have just thought of a new way to take over Cyberspace."