Dear Dark Lord

by Suitsu

At first- the letters are just a way to piss Voldemort more. As time goes by, however, Harry finds himself with a penpal, and, miraculously, a friend. He thinks it's rather ironic. Beta'd by the wonderful Dgreatsparky!

2. Chapter 2

Dear dark lord,

No. Also, guess what! I think you have a competitor for the most hated person in magical Britain award. You have three clues to figure out who it is. She wears pink, is obsessed with kittens, and is a sadistic, vicious bitch. Did you guess Umbridge? Anyway- it turns out that you're gonna be demoted, buddy. Get ready to put 'second most evil psychopath in the twentieth century' on your achievement list. Sorry for the angst- I'm having my hand engraved every night in detention. Next to her, you look like a cute fuzzy bunny.
-a person with common sense.

Dear brat,
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-the dark lord