Dear Dark Lord

by Suitsu

At first- the letters are just a way to piss Voldemort more. As time goes by, however, Harry finds himself with a penpal, and, miraculously, a friend. He thinks it's rather ironic. Beta'd by the wonderful Dgreatsparky!

4. Chapter 4

Dear dark lord,

Thanks for exterminating our little 'toad''. I appreciate it! Anyhow, on a different matter, I was wondering whether you could help me with a question. Okay, firstly, what was stopping you from becoming infinitely rich, I mean, come on, it wouldn't be that hard. Just take advantage of one of your more wealthy followers, make them convert their money to muggle bills, duplicate them as much as you want, invest in a muggle bank account, take all the money out of the account, convert to wizard money, and boom, you're so much richer than before. Honestly, you'd of thought somebody would have thought of this by now.

-a person with common sense

*later that day*

"Dumbledore, what's wrong?" Molly asked, looking at the old man, "why did you call in an urgent order meeting?"

Dumbeldore paced gingerly and grimly answered."It seems in the past hour, Voldemort has become the richest person alive.