Dear Dark Lord

by Suitsu

At first- the letters are just a way to piss Voldemort more. As time goes by, however, Harry finds himself with a penpal, and, miraculously, a friend. He thinks it's rather ironic. Beta'd by the wonderful Dgreatsparky!

6. Chapter 6

"Albus! another emergency meeting? Are you serious?"

"No, I'm Sirius!"

"Shut up and grow up Padfoot"

"Sorry moony-"

The two marauders turned back to the old man who looked like he had grown up years in the past few weeks.

"Severus is dead."

-oOo-

Dear Brat,

It seems you were correct. I'm not sure if you've heard, but Severus Snape is dead after swearing the unbreakable vow. For that, I might overlook your rudeness. I shall ask you one more time, shall you join my death eater crew?

I look forward to not burning your reply.

P.S. How did you know about my 'weapon'?

-The Dark Lord

-oOo-

Harry looked at the ceiling to his dorm, the letter clutched tightly in his hand. In the background Ron could be heard snoring. Harry let out a sigh and started to reply.

-oOo-

Dear Dark Lord,

Fine, I will consider joining you. But having me in your group is a HUGE reward and our bargain should be balanced.

First off, I'm not getting marked, not unless its something actually small and inconspicuous. I'm also not calling myself a death eater, just no way, it sounds like something you'd nickname a deadly mushroom. Now for the last thing. I will swear a vow of allegiance from my place of residence and I'll be needing you to swear a vow as well. A vow to not hurt me and two others of my choice.

See you when you decide.

P.S. I heard Dumbledore discussing it in the great hall. He's not as subtle as he thinks.

A person with common sense.