Three Days Ago
ShadowAnkh: So
AlmasSister: he's a vampire
ShadowAnkh: seems like it
SanguineBride: We HAVE to find out where he's interning!
ShadowAnkh: Elizabeth…
ShadowAnkh: Relax. The chances of us meeting him are like 0
AlmasSister: I prefer the shadow guy.
SanguineBride: ShadowAnkh: No. I HAVE to. He's my soulmate!
DarkKitten: You said that about that one guy last week. The one with the English tattoo. What did it actually mean again?
DarkKitten: AlmasSister: Furry
SanguineBride: That doesn't matter. He is the one! I know it! I will be his brie!
AlmasSister: DarkKitten: Shut up. It is simply because we both hold a drak beast within ourselves.
SanguineBride: Bride*
ShadowAnkh: DarkKitten; "Orange Vampire Prancing Help". She only liked him because she recognized the English for vampire.
ShadowAnkh: AlmasSister: Dark*
BlackLord changed the group name to "Finding Elizabeth's Vampire Husband Squad"
SanguineBride: BRANDON CHANGE IT BACK!
BlackLord: No
DarkKitten: Our lord hath spoken! Let us bask in the dark glow of his words!
ShadowAnkh: Word*
VelvetCross: Vlad King.
ShadowAnkh: VelvetCross: What about our Patron Hero?
VelvetCross: My cousin goes to UA gen ed. She heard Midoriya talking to Vlad King in the teachers lounge. He's going to intern with him!
SanguineBride: YUNA I LOVE YOU!
SanguineBride: WE HAVE TO FIND OUT WHEN VLAD KING IS PATROLLING NEXT WEEK! AND WHERE!
VelvetCross: SanguineBride: It's Agatha.
ShadowAnkh: Seems like we have a new Patron Hero. Especially if Elizabeth isn't going to shut up about him.
[…]
Yesterday
ShadowAnkh: SanguineBride: I still can't believe you actually asked him to drink your blood.
VelvetCross: His Hero name is Shinku. That's really cool!
SanguineBride: ShadowAnkh: Shut up. At least I was brave enough to do more than just ask for an autograph!
DarkKitten: SanguineBride: To bad he's already taken.
AlmasSister: everyone: I may have fucked up.
DarkKitten: SanguineBride: I revel in your pain.
ShadowAnkh: AlmasSister: what did you do?
AlmasSister: I may have posted about how we met Shinku today on the GothsOfJapan message board.
ShadowAnkh: That doesn't sound so bad.
AlmasSister: And mentioned where. And When. And that he was interning with Vlad King with a link to his usual Patrol routes.
DarkKitten: AlmasSister: Uh oh. Wat happened?
AlmasSister: Theyre organizing a mass meet up outside UA tomorrow.
AlmasSister: Emos and Punks are already involved
ShadowAnkh: AlmasSister: what have you done?
BlackLord: We're going.
DarkKitten: BlackLord: Oh great lord! Give unti us unworthy beings your knowledge!
BlackLord: He was uncomfortable. Spread the word to respect his personal space.
DarkKitten: Thy word shall be done my lord!
[…]
Today
SanguineBride: I am going to sacrifice each and everyone of them to Satan!
DarkKitten: SanguineBride: Calm down. It wasn't that bad.
SanguineBride: Those filthy otakus tried to defile my love with teir unworthy hands!
SanguineBride: DarkKitten: How was it not that bad?!
ShadowAnkh: SanguineBride: You're just mad that they got more photos with him than you did.
SanguineBride: ONE OF THEM ASKED IF HE SPARKLED! I WILL KILL THEM ALL!
BlackLord: I've spread the word. Others will help keep them off him.
DarkKitten: Our magnanimous lord hath spoken! We shall work to protect and nurture the dark soul within our new Patron Hero!
SanguineBride: DarkKitten: Just give me a knife an d there won't be any left by morning!
BlackLord: SanguineBride: Sakura no.
SanguineBride: BlackLord: ELIZABETH YES!