"Oh Canada.. Our home and native land.. I wish I could still call you that.. There's no our without us… and there's no us only zombies" Scott would write down in his journal as he's driving in his car with his blue haired girlfriend Ramona and his ex-girlfriend Kim in the backseat "Pilgrim what are you writing?" Kim would ask annoyed she needed something to entertain herself with she no longer had 5 people to fuck with only one gullible Scott and a Ramona who could see through her sarcasm.

"O-oh I'm writ-" He was about to say when he was cut off by Kim saying "Don't care" Making Scott sigh and turn to look out the window "Holy crap stop the car!" He exclaimed and Ramona quickly did as he grabbed a bat and got out to go into a 2 floor familiar home.

Knives a young chinese-canadian girl was getting attacked by zombies she didn't have any guns her parents and sister were all gone they had left while she was looking for food they left a not saying she was "Excess luggage" Because she was still longing for Scott and would never let them leave "I'm so screwed" She mumbled taking out her swords as 5 zombies ran at her when suddenly.

Scott saw the five zombies and jumped in "Knives!" He exclaimed hit one zombie in the head as blood splattered all over him he visibly recoiled he wasn't used to blood instead of coins he knew these people wouldn't respawn like the Exes even then he knew all 7 of them rejoined forces to try and survive because these zombies were really screwing everyone over not everyone had badass video game and ninja skills like Scott, Ramona, Knives and The Exes.

Flashback.

Most were killed, even his sister… he never got over that since the zombie that killed her was none other than Julie, her bitchy co-worker and Stephen's Ex. He hated that girl because she always sided with Envy but now he had rage. He instantly batted her head through a window and tried his best to save his sister but she was already gone. He had no choice but to end her before she turned.

End of Flashback

The first zombie went splat and fell to the floor the other four turned and ran at him as he hit one of them in the side splitting them in half that's two out of five too bad three of them were already too close when Knives jumped in as she slashed two of their heads off as he got up and bat on of the zombies weakly knocking it back as knives went behind it and crouched making the zombie trip onto a broken piece of wood face first.

"Teamwork nice Knives" Scott held his hand up for a high five which was happily accepted by Knives "You came for me! Thanks I would have been zombie chow if it wasn't for you!" She said smiling as Scott scratched the back of his head "Yeah… I guess so… so do you like… Wanna come to america with me? Ramona and Kim?" He asked and Knives frowned a bit at their names being mentioned but smiled "Sure! Any place is better than here…" She said looking around it really was true there were like 30 zombie corpses on the floor from previous encounters.

Meanwhile

Ramona was waiting for Scott "I swear he needs to hurry his ass up… We don't have time for this…" She said looking around as there were tons of zombies nearby but luckily a lot of corpses she thought they were out of the blue when suddenly a loud bang was heard from the window as she turned and saw none other than Stephen Stills "Ramona! Scott's girlfriend oh thank god! Please you gotta let me in!" Ramona nodded "Kim now!" She yelled and Kim rolled her eyes and popped the door open but a little too fast as it hit another car making the alarm go off attracting more zombies as Stephen went inside the car quickly slamming the door shut as a loud hoard was heard.

Back With Scott and Knives

Scott and Knives heard the loud alarm and looked at eachother "Go! Go! Go!" Scott said running out of the house grabbing Knives arm quickly as Ramona popped her door open and Scott jumped inside and Kim popped the other door open as Knives jumped in landing in Stephen and Kim's laps "Drive go!" Scott yelled as Ramona took off the door closed on its own from the acceleration.

As they were driving they saw a hoard of zombies up ahead heading their way "Hold on!" Ramona shouted, accelerating as fast as she could as Kim, Knives, Scott, and Stephen all held onto their seats "Also if you're squeamish close your eyes!" She shouted and Scott was the only one who did as they drove right through it as zombies exploded into guts on the pavement going through the zombies like a knife going through butter smoothly there momentum would slow down as they reached the end of the hoard "Scott you can open your eyes now" Kim said.

Scott opened his eyes and the windshield was covered in guts and blood "Shouldn't have trusted you!" He shouted, opening a window and vomiting out of it since they were long gone from the zombies. Knives would feel sorry for the guy she knew how dorky and squeamish he could be "Scott you okay?" She would ask as Scott pulled his head back in "Yeah… I'm fi-" He put his head back out and vomited again "We have to clean the windshield… and side of the car cause that smells horrible" Ramona would say.

40 minutes later

The five would stop at a gas station luckily abandoned as Ramona and Stephen would clean the car Stephen a lot more reluctant being online slightly less squeamish then Scott but Kim was passed out inside and Scott and Knives were getting supplies from inside Scott found a twinkie and ate it quickly since he needed to think of something other than the blood and vomit being washed off the car "Geez twinkies taste so different… they taste more like american twinkies now…" He would say to himself as he was trying to be in a good mood.

Knives would smile at Scott "Come on Scott! At Least we have some here I hear in America there's some crazy guy just killing zombies as he is on a crazy search for twinkies!" She would say causing Scott to laugh a little "That's crazy no one would ever do that… Well these things really do have an expiration date so I would understand it… and they are better than SnoBalls… Coconut just tastes weird and I'd rather eat a real snow ball.. Which we can do since we live in the coldest place… well aside from Antarctica, The North Pole, South Pole, well you get the picture" He said.

Knives would sigh and smile widely "Hey! Finally something good!" She smiled and Scott wondered what "The gas stuff! We could activate it from here! For free!" She said smiling and Scott went wide eyed "You're right! Look at you Knives the optimist" He would smiled "I'll activate it while you go tell Ramona" He said standing behind the counter now as Knives left the store leaving Scott alone.

Knives would skip outside and walk over to Stephen rather than Ramona "Hey! Scott's gonna give the car some gas!" She smiled and Stephen nodded "Tell him were at number Four" He would say and Knives would skip back inside and go wide eyed seeing Scott fighting off a zombie with his bare hands punching it through the glass door before going and activating four even though he wasn't informed on which… in reality he just activated all of them for use as Stephen filled up the car and Scott, Ramona, Knives all got back in.

Stephen would smile getting back inside the car as he saw the hoard heading his way he went wide eyed "Go!" He said as Ramona hit the gas and he threw a firecracker down which after they drove off would explode the gas station with a bunch of zombies heading there way while enjoying some of the CD's Knives found while in the Gas Station music by Clash At Demonhead, The Strokes, and My Chemical Romance to name a few they sang along to Black Sheep By The Clash At Demonhead as they drove off to America.

To Be Continued...