"Well, Castiel, you believe me. How can we get these guys back to their universe?" Sam asked after Dean left us alone in his fit of anger.

Castiel eyed Deadpool and I up and down for a second or two, then smiled broadly. "I believe I might know something."

But Deadpool was suddenly up and held a hand in front of the short man. "No need for your magical intervention, dude-o! I can fix our current situation with the click of a fancy button!"

And before I could stop the crazed man, he had pressed the button and we were sucked into yet another portal.


This time I didn't slam into pavement in the middle of an alleyway. Or into abandoned cars. Luckily for me, Deadpool and I landed in the middle of a large body of water, which I quickly deduced to be an ocean after the idiot tried to drink from it, only to spit it out and yell salty.

"Ginger! Ginger are you okay?" He called over the lapping waves, making me roll my eyes.

I was just floating in the body of water, swaying my arms and legs to stay afloat, and turned to see him splashing water all over trying to look for me.

"Ginger! Where are you Ginger?! Oh, he was so young!" With those words he started sobbing and covered his eyes with his hands, but promptly started to drown because of not trying to stay afloat.

Again, if this is how I acted most of the time, no wonder everybody hated me. I was actually starting to wonder if I could just leave him here in this universe instead of trying to help him get back home.

"Deadpool, I'm alright."

A choked gasp was the only sound the man made before I suddenly found his wet arms wrapping tightly around me, stopping my arms and making both of us start to sink. "Get off of me, you lunatic!"

Luckily, before he could drag me down into the depths of the ocean with him, Deadpool loosened his grip on me and let me continue moving my arms and legs. I floated back up and breathed in the fresh ocean air then turned to glare at the man in front of me.

"You can't just randomly press your magical button and transport us to another world, Deadpool! You have to warn a guy first!"

He looked at me and continued staring for a few more seconds before he shrugged and pointed at something behind me. "I say we go there! Usually giant towers means superheroes or supervillains! Either one would be cool because we can pass off as either!"

I sighed and shook my head, wondering just why it had to be Deadpool I was stuck with on this misadventure. He was now seeing things!

"Deadpool, there are no giant towers around here..." I breathed, shaking my head at him.

But instead of trying to fight with me, Deadpool only grabbed the sides of my head and spun me around. And much to my surprise, there really was a tower there. It was T shaped and on top of a small mound of land that didn't make much sense to be there, but if this world was much like my own, random masses of land could exist without much explanation.

Anyways, once Deadpool had stopped being an idiot, we made our way towards the tower. The swim was somewhat calming because Deadpool actually managed to keep his mouth shut the whole time, but as soon as we were back on dry land, he stared speaking once more.

"So, who do you think we'll find here? I'm pretty sure that was an angel we met back there... Well, either that or a stripper."

"Those are two very different things to call someone, Deadpool." I muttered as I walked up to the giant T, too tired to actually begin an actual argument with the mad man.

"I know. But I've learned to not trust angels. Or strippers, either, but they're just a tad bit more trust worthy."

I didn't even ask him what he meant by saying this as I just continued my way to the giant tower in front of me. I was really hoping these guys wouldn't try to kill us like the last three, but I didn't hold much hope for that. I had learned by now that dimension hoping wasn't something completely normal so people wouldn't take too kindly to it.

"Come on, Deadpool. We should get to some shelter. Maybe find out who this belongs to."

He followed me as he continued babbling on about angels and strippers.


"Batman, are you sure this is safe?" Green Arrow asked as he, Batman, Robin, and Vigilante landed in some alley way, too bright to be Gotham but too different to be any the heroes were used to.

"Kid Flash landed in this place after he went through my Dimensional Transporter. His life signature is here." Batman muttered as he started to investigate through the alley way, eyes narrowed as he did so.

Vigilante nodded at the information, tilting his hat upwards as he moved to the opening of the alley way, only to spot a giant billboard on the skyline and whistle.

"Toto, we ain't in Kansas no more." He told Robin- seeing how the sidekick had followed him- looking up at the sign that advertised some team he had never heard of.

"Kid Flash? Where have I heard that name before?"

All four heroes immediately aimed their various weapons at the stranger that had come from the sky, a man in a metallic suit with a cocky voice to rival even Kid Flash's.

"Oh yeah, that's the kid that escaped with one of our fugitives. Tell me, are you looking for him because he committed some crimes or 'cause you're his babysitters?" The flying man asked, aiming his hands at the four heroes.

"Kid Flash was here?" Green Arrow asked him, slightly lowering his bow, only to raise it once he saw another archer aiming a purple arrow at him. "What do you mean fugitive?"

"He means the kid was taken in as our guest only to escape with a very wanted and extremely dangerous criminal." The purple archer answered, arrow trained right at Green Arrow.

"Yeah. That's the last time I take in a kid from the streets and treat him like hero material."

"He is a hero. A troublesome and annoying one, but he's still one of the best speedsters we've had." Vigilante told them, his guns trained on the robot.

Then a red headed woman appeared in the alleyway, a blonde viking looking man with a hammer right beside her and Vigilante moved his guns to be aiming at them. And Robin only glared as he turned around, only to find a man dressed in red, blue, and white.

"I feel like Kid Flash was here." He told the older men, getting a small nod from Batman.

"What do you mean he escaped?" Batman asked the metallic man, who only scoffed.

"We already learned with him. We're not telling you anything until we are sure you are not dangerous."

"That may be a problem." Vigilante told them, then shot the viking's hand, making him drop the hammer.

And the fight began.

So sorry for being away for so long, but I updated! Please review!