Apparently, Deadpool had been right. The large tower did, indeed, belong to a group of superheroes.
A group of teenaged superheroes. Teenagers that weren't all that happy when they found out that Deadpool had tried to steal some of their high tech security.
"You just had to take it for yourself!" Kid Flash growled, dodging some very high tech and extremely dangerous lasers as Deadpool jumped all around the lawn, twirling around as if he were some kind of ballerina.
He really regretted every having pressed that button in the Bat Cave.
"Of course I did! A mercenary needs the best technology available at all times, kiddo!" The man giggled, suddenly disappearing only to poof up besides Kid Flash. "Is it me, or does one of them look a lot like you?"
Kid Flash glared at him, but still looked up at the doorway into the giant tower. And there stood a red head in a yellow and red suit that looked so much like him that he was shocked slightly. Unfortunately, his shock made him stop and his arm was grazed by one of those dangerous lasers.
He yelped in pain, and this immediately caught Deadpool's attention. And the mercenary was not happy to hear Wally's pain.
"Who hurt my Ginger?!" He yelled, glaring straight at the group of costumed teenagers staring at the intruders in disbelief.
Were the two weirdoes really going to start arguing with them after they tried to steal their technology?
"State your names and your business here."
Wally looked up at the person that spoke, only for his eyes to widen to see the Robin look-a-like. But he seemed a bit skinnier and older, and much more annoyed than what his friend would usually allow himself to get.
But Kid Flash sighed and ran up to him, dodging lasers only to offer him a hand. "Name's Kid Flash. The one and only."
At the squeak of indignation, Wally sighed and rolled his eyes. "And the clumsy oaf back there is Deadpool, the parasite."
And now Deadpool was beside the speedster, hugging him tightly while mumbling about how much he loved the kid, no matter how much Kid Flash tried to push him away. The teens standing in front of them were clearly confused and a bit disturbed by the show of affections from the man to the teenager, but Wally only sighed and shook his head.
"You can call us dimension travelers. It all started when I snuck into the Bat Cave-" And then the one that looked like Robin interrupted him.
"Bat Cave? You know Batman?"
His team seemed confused at his words, but Kid Flash only nodded. "Yeah. I love to bother him almost every day of the week. And I would if I didn't have homework."
Robin2.0 quirked an eyebrow at the red head's words while the rest of the teens looked at him in slight confusion. But Kid Flash only shook his head and continued with the story.
"When I was in there, the Bat got pretty angry with me and tried to wring my neck, but I escape with the help of Rocket and Robin. After that, I snuck into a hidden room and pressed a shiny button. That's when I traveled into Deadpool's universe," He jabbed his finger towards the mercenary, who waved animatedly at the bunch before them. "Some stuff happened, then we were transported to a universe with an angel-stripper and two guys that didn't believe us. Now we're here."
The six in front of him seemed to be taking the information in, then their Kid Flash spoke up. "Did you say Robin? But this guy's Robin."
Wally nodded at his other self. "Yeah, but this dimension- this universe- is not my own. I'm not even supposed to know Deadpool. But I messed with a machine I wasn't supposed to even know about and I guess I'm paying the price." He shrugged slightly, then crossed his arms. "So I know you're Kid Flash- you're me- and that other guy's Robin, but who're the rest?"
Robin2.0 now stepped forward, motioning to each person he introduced. "These are my teammates, Starfire," Orange girl with pink hair, "Cyborg," A real cyborg- Wally almost screamed at how cool he looked- "Beast Boy," Green kid with pointy ears, "And Raven." Scary cloak wearing person- Wally wasn't sure if it was a girl or a boy. "And we are the Teen Titans."
Kid Flash had nodded at every single person that was introduced, quietly wondering how people so weird and disconnected could ever be a part of something bigger than themselves, then he heard the name they called themselves. And he cracked a dopey smile without even thinking about the repercussions.
Teen Titans? Who were these kids fooling? That was even dopier name than Young Justice! And the fact that the teens didn't know who Batman was and that Other K.F and Robin2.0 weren't all that great friends let Wally know this universe was one much different from his own. And he was suddenly thankful that he was not from this dimension and he could leave whenever he wanted.
And that was what he wanted to do right now. So he turned to Deadpool, "Cinnamon?"
Deadpool was beside him in a heart beat, right hand to his forehead in a salute. "Yes, Commander Ginger?"
He eyed the teens in front of him once more, not even trying to cover the disgust he felt for them. "You guys... Are nothing like my world... I don't like it..." Then he looked at the mercenary. "Push that button, Cinnamon!"
In a flash of purple light, the two intruders were gone, leaving the Teen Titans blinking in shock after them. Then the words of the other Kid Flash were finally registered.
"Did that jerk just insult us?" Kid Flash asked his friends, blinking rapidly. "Cause that is so not cool!"
After having disabled the Viking guy momentarily, Vigilante immediately shot the bow out of the archer's hands, then proceeded to cover Robin as the kid went to hack the man in the robot suit. Batman disappeared into the shadows and Green Arrow knelt beside his cowboy friend, aiming an electrical pulse arrow at the Viking.
Robin cackled wildly as he dodged shot after shot from the robot, then jumped on his shoulders and attached the cable from his holo-wrist onto the man's neck. With some fast typing, and some amazed screams from the man inside, Robin soon had control of the suit.
"Iron Man!" The man with the shield gasped, moving to go and help his teammate, only to have to stay in place by Vigilante's unrelenting barrage of bullets.
The red haired woman had disappeared at the beginning, much like Batman, but Vigilante soon found her fighting Batman off while Green Arrow released the arrow and shocked the Viking. The blonde man shook violently as the cords wrapped around him and shocked him, and Vigilante took that chance to run while shooting at the shield man to grab the hammer.
"Cover me, GA!" Vigilante yelled, jumping over an arrow shot at him by the purple archer.
Green Arrow soon turned his sights on his fellow archer, aiming to disarm him. Luckily for Vigilante, his dash wasn't too difficult because Robin managed to train the robot's fire power on the shielded man, leaving him to worry only about the Viking and the hammer. And that hammer was one mighty piece of weaponry, if he could say so himself.
"Do... Not... Kid yourself..." The Viking groaned through the electricity, managing to wrap his large hands around the chord to snap them off. "Mortal, none is worthy to wield Mjölnr."
Vigilante quirked an eyebrow at his words, shot him once in the chest, and bent over to pick the hammer up. He was surprised to find it giving him some resistance, but he shook himself and put more effort into it.
The Viking had been chuckling in triumph until Vigilante raised the hammer up to his chest, smirking behind the bandanna at the shocked face the blonde gave him.
"Guess Ah'm a worthy mortal!" Vigilante yelled, suddenly feeling a new kind of energy coursing through him.
It was unlike anything he had ever felt before, and he liked it. He didn't know why, but he raised the hammer up to the sky, and suddenly lightning struck down where he was.
All sounds of fighting stopped at the light shows, and once the smoke had settled, Vigilante stood before them, dressed in a cowboy version of Thor's armor, hat included. His long sleeved shirt had been replaced with a blue tight shirt, which had a shoulder piece on his right shoulder, which was attached to chest armor over the shirt. His pants were still jeans, but he had leg guards over them, along with large metallic boots. He wore armored gloves, and his red bandanna had been replaced by a metal piece over his mouth.
The people that had attacked the heroes stood shocked in awe at the sudden change, and Vigilante couldn't help but smirk at all of them; even if they couldn't see it.
"Now will y'all listen ta us without interruption? 'Cause I'm feelin' rather hammer-happy!" Lightning sparked all around him, causing even his friends to be amazed with his change.
They all stood in silence after his words, then the robot man cleared his throat. "Get Skippy McHacker off of me and we can talk things out like the adults we are."
"That's all Ah ever wanted."
So, maybe you'll all fight that Vigilante isn't worthy of Mjölnr. He is. I made him. My story. He's an awesome cowboy-Viking hybrid now. I like it like that.
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