I rang my lawyer Phoenix Wright to ask him if he was in love.
"Yes..."
"So when will you show the world your wife?"
"I don't have a wife."
"Oh I'm free."
"Objection!"
"I cant believe you reject me like this. you make vaginal god cry i am your numbe one client and i made you miney all the tjme and you get to have bum fun with edgeworth."
"Oh funny you mention him. I'm marrying him tomorrow."
"Can i be your bridesmaid?"
"We have enough bridesmaids thank you."
"Best man!"
"Already filled by Gumshoe and Larry."
"Can I come?"
"Sorry, we can only limited guests and weve hit max capacity. At least you amd your boyfriend can docsomething."
"Well fuck you. me and my boyfriend with eight dicks are getting married amemwe will invite the whole world."