Cell- for lack of a better word- got wrecked by Deadpool. The crazed mercenary blasted him in the face with his guns more times than I could count, only to finish up by cutting him up with his katanas. Then, as if that wasn't enough, he took those small pieces of Cell, put them all together, and stepped on them. Then buried them. In the Earth's core. Don't ask how, he just did.
And as all of this happened, I could hear the people we had saved emitting sounds of pure shock and awe. I sat down beside the man with the scarred face and sighed, happy and relieved that I wouldn't have to jump in the middle of the fight to save Deadpool's crazy ass.
"Impossible!" Gasped the bald midget of the group, staring wide eyed as Deadpool finished up his burying of the bad guy.
"He must not be human!" Another one yelled out, mouth agape, then whispered to himself, "Could he be a Saiyan we didn't know about?"
I did not understand just what he meant by that, but I let it slide because I didn't really want to break my head thinking about anything at the moment. I was just content to stand around and do nothing as I rejoiced in the fact that Deadpool had managed to decimate such a villain in no time.
"Are you telling me we spent years upon years of training just to prepare for this moment," The scarred man I had saved began, "Just to be defeated by Cell and have some four random strangers save our asses?! How is that any fair!?"
I chuckled softly at the poor soul and patted his head, "Life isn't fair, Mr. Hurts-a-lot. I've learned that in my long sixteen years of life."
His brown eyes looked at me with pure confusion- I don't blame him for being confused, actually, I would be too if I didn't already have so much experience with weird in my life- and I looked up when I heard Creeper yell up in pure satisfaction.
"Fake Greenie is no more! Take that, Mr. Fake! Nobody can wear that color palette and not face repercussions!"
"I totally agree!" Deadpool yelled, suddenly appearing beside the crazed man. "He deserves everything he got!"
Then they both turned to the group of people we had helped, and I smiled down at those that were awake. Still about two of them were much too out of it to speak, including the so called Gohan, and the rest were slowly getting up from the floor to face us fully.
Spiderman perched on a rock beside me, Creeper jumped all the way towards us, and Deadpool teleported so he stood beside me. We were divided into two groups that faced one another, even if they had two people resting on the ground behind them. The scarred man was the first to speak to us.
"My name's Yamcha." He started, offering me a hand. "It's a pleasure to meet you."
I took it immediately with my a smile of my own. "Kid Flash is the name, being fast is my game."
He quirked an eyebrow at this, clearly wondering just what I meant, "You know, I don't think I even want to ask what that means." With that he turned to his friends and began to list them, "These are my friends. Vegeta, Tien, Chiatzou, Krillin, Trunks, and the two on the floor are Gohan and Goku. We like to call ourselves the Z Fighters."
As the men were called, they nodded at me, and soon enough I was allowed to look at the two resting on the floor. Gohan was groggily getting up, but the adult called Goku was barely even blinking his eyes. He seemed to have taken quite a beating.
"It's a pleasure to meet you all. The guy that defeated that weird alien dude is Deadpool, the dude with the yellow skin is Creeper, and the red and blue weirdo is Spiderman. We come in peace."
I know that greeting was old and cliched, and it maybe could get me in some trouble, but I had just felt like saying it. Yamcha smiled at my words but the green guy- Piccolo- growled softly and frowned even deeper at me. He seemed to be the serious guy in his friends. Then I noticed Tien glance down at Chiatzou and kneel beside him, fussing over his injuries.
"What are you doing here?" The one with the funny and spiky hair growled out, arms crossed as he glared at us, "We had this whole situation under control."
Now I rolled my eyes, but Creeper beat me to the punch, "About as under control as the Titanic was when it sunk." He smiled broadly, which made Vegeta become even more enraged.
"Father, please do not get yourself into a fight." Trunks begged, placing a hand on Vegeta's shoulder, "We really needed their help. Even Gohan was getting overwhelmed."
"I do not care! I am a prince of Saiyans and I refuse to be humiliated by idiots wearing primary colors!"
"Hey! I'm wearing black!" Deadpool yelled back, crossing his arms in indignation.
"Yeah! And I'm not an idiot! I may be stupid, but I am not an idiot!" Creeper yelled afterwards, but Spiderman and I just kept quiet.
I kind of agreed with his sentiments...
"How about we take these guys back to the Kame house? I don't feel comfortable here." Krillin breathed out, looking around warily. "What's left of this place is giving me the creeps."
"Sure thing." I smiled broadly, which made Spiderman look at me with shocked eyes. Apparently, he didn't want to stay with these people. "I need food, actually, if you don't mind me asking for some."
"I doubt your hunger could scare any of, kid." Tien told us. "Would you mind if you followed us at a slow pace, though? None of us are up for arduous travel."
"Not at all, dude." Deadpool said. "Just give us food and we'll be okay."
Once the group of Avengers and Justice Leaguers had finally decided on a group of people to go and follow after the wayward metas, they got together and traveled.
As soon as they reached the new dimension, Batman cursed ever having allowed Robin any kind of clearance into the Bat Cave because Kid Flash used that clearance to his advantage.
A shotgun was pointed right at them, along with twin revolvers and a shiny sword.
"State your names and let go of your weapons before we make you." Said the shortest of the three attackers, "We already had two of you come here and freak us out, we don't need anymore confusion on our part. Nor use of weapons."
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