And welcome back! We've finally calmed down Huey, so we can get on with the interview now! I told everyone what a ship was, and we can finally continue:
Dewey: So your saying that a ship is basically where a fan of yours puts your name with someone else's who might be good with you, and they combine the two names into one?
Me: Yes.
Dewey: So are you saying I have a lot of FANS?!
Me: Um...yes?
Dewey: FINALLY!I finally have LOVING, and ADORING FANS!
*starts jumping up and down on his chair and then gets tired*
Me: Okay...let's continue now. So the main ships in the show are the following.
A: HueyxViolet
B: DeweyxWebby
C: LouiexLena
Huey,Dewey,Louie,Webby:...wait what?
Me: And here with us in the studio now are the lovely sisters Violet and Lena!
*Violet and Lena walk into the room*
Webby: YAY! Best friend interview!
*run over to give the two a hug*
Louie: Wait a minute...this isn't an interview...this is A CON!
Me: What?! Why would you think that?
*chuckles nervously*
Louie: Simple. The only reason you brought us on for this show is to try to get your favorite Ducktales characters together! And besides, this isn't a a show! THIS IS A FANFIC!
Everyone: *Gasp!*
Me: HOW DID YOU KNOW THIS WAS A FANFIC?!
Louie: You don't think I follow you? Your profile says that your gonna post stories about Debbigail, Phinabella, and whatever other material you can think of! (this scene was totally not an advertisement. Maybe.)
Dewey: Wait Louie, you knew what a ship was?
Louie: Yeah, what do you think I do on my phone every episode?
*realizes he broke the fourth wall*
Dewey: SO YOU COULD HAVE TOLD HUEY THE WHOLE TIME WHAT IT WAS?!
Louie: ...Maybe.
Violet: Also, I heard the ships being listed as me and Lena came in. So why do people ship me and Huey?
*Everyone stares at Violet and Huey*
Webby: Your joking right?
Dewey: Dude, you to have like like everything in common! You both Jr. Woodchucks, you love boring nerd stuff, and you have more knowledge on the things that none of us care about!
Huey: OH! IS THAT SO?! Funny that you mention similarities! It's not like you and WEBBY have everything in common as well, and the fact you have a CRUSH ON WEBBY totally DOESN'T MAKE THE SHIP RELEVANT!
*everyone is speechless*
Scrooge: So, us adults really aren't gonna get asked anything are we?
Della: Well, that's probably a good thing. Donald would be to hard to understand and LP, uh, actually where is LP?
*coffee shop next door*
Launchpad: So your telling me, that you have no clue who DW is?
Worker: Yes sir, now can you please give me your order. There are people waiting.
Launchpad: No! The people can wait! You ma'am, your in trouble! And when there's trouble you call DW! It's Darkwing Duck time BABY!
*back at studio*
Scrooge: I find it interesting to me that you lads are into this kind of rubbish. I, on the other hand, would never be shipped with anyone.
Me: Um, hate to break it to your Scrooge(but not really), your and Goldie are also a major ship around here.
Scrooge: Wait, what? Who DARES SHIP ME with that blasted gold lovin-
Me: AND that's all the time we have today folks! Uh, thanks for tuning in to this awkward turn-out interview! I'm MasterLink4eva, signing off!
So how was it? That's my first fanfic! Now, please review my work, and be sure to check my profile for an upcoming Ducktales fanfic you won't wanna miss! Bye guys!