Ash Sexitty

by Sakura Bum

Because Ash never paid me my money, I will write a song about him that will make me and my boyfriend with eight dicks very rich. I dedicate this song to my best friend, Farla and upcoming fan fiction star, Toya Lette.

Pink strap-on in Ash Ketchum
Handcuffs locked on Ash Ketchum
Drink from the cloyster
Or I will smack your bum

Vibrators in Ash Ketchum
Commencing string shot,
Pika pi?
Oh? You should really
Get some sleep Pikachu

This is blowjob time
For Ash Ketchum
You're really and hairy
And the internet wants to know what flavours you wear
You could show on PornHub
if you dare

This is Ash Ketchum to My sexy dom
I've jizzed all on the flooooooooor
And I'm shaking
in a most peculiar way
And your nips look very hard today

For here
Am I sitting in a brothel
Far above the world
Pallet Town is blue
And I have Pikachu

Though I've caught
one hundred STDs
I'm feeling very well
And I think my pokemom are proud of me
Tell my girlfriend I love her very much
Now What was her name?

Ground Control to Ash Ketchum
You're so flaccid,
there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Ash Ketchum?
Can you hear me, Ash Ketchum?
Can you hear me, Ash Ketchum?
Can you...

For here
Am I sitting in a brothel
Far above the world
Pallet Town is blue
And I have Pikachu