Marth X Jaune: Boy Talk
(Beacon Academy Halls)
Jaune: Wait! *huff* *pant* Wait!
Marth: Oh sorry. I thought you were gonna stab me right through my sword hand...and bits. Common mistake really, when you're running with YOUR WEAPON DRAWN!
Jaune: Huh! Oh! Sorry about that. *sheathes Crocea Mors* I was just excited.
Marth: To get rid of me?
Jaune: No! To ask you a question!
Marth: Dude if that's all you wanted, you could've just raised your hand instead of giving me major, pants-browning anxiety. That's what the professors do. *leans close* They do that right? I don't actually pay much attention in class since I've got Eir to carry my grades to victory.
Jaune: Sorry. Again.
Marth: *shrugs* Eh. We're both alive. So tell me, what's on your mind?
(Sometime later)
Marth: WHAT?!
Jaune: And now I've gotten myself roped into one of Cardin's pranks.
Marth: Okay. That's just sad. First off, why would you fake transcripts? Faking is just wrong man. Look at that sword you've got. You could make it easier for yourself and LEARN how to use it. Sorry if I'm neglecting the shield, but as you know, I am a dedicated swordie. (I really hope you're not gonna challenge me right now. I loaned Falchion to Velvet for the day so that she could start drafting those upgrades)
Jaune: …
Marth: Second, did you really just shoot down PYRHHA M*****F***** NIKOS?! The unbeatable champion of Beacon, the lady in who made the cover of Pumpkin Pete's Cereal? *dramatic facepalm* You've gotta be kiddin me man! Not only is she like the ultimate teacher for your little uh…predicament, but she's also your partner, your teammate. Dare I even say your friend! Why'd you choose some gutless craven who spends his free time picking on bunnies over her?
Jaune: …
Marth: *grabs Jaune and starts shaking him* GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER BUB! You're a team leader, a Huntsman-in-training, and a (bottom feeder? No! That'll really bring him down)…actually, that's it really. You can't just resign yourself to a career as a footstool. That's not what you're here for. You're here 'cause you've got a point to make, same as any other student.
Jaune: …So what do I do?
Marth: *dramatic facepalm (again)* You're asking me? This is your problem Mr. Arc. Only you can answer that question.
(Even later that day)
Marth: *slams locker door shut* Man, I did not expect to give a pep talk today. Wonder how I did? *gaze drifts down to a pink letter* Huh. I wonder what this is?
Hello there! I'm here to commend you for having survived this long into your term here at Beacon Academy. You're progressing beyond my expectations and your story is really fleshing out with every support submitted. I'm extremely pleased to say that we will continue to push your story forward a few volumes.
Thank you for your hard work and perseverance.
P.S. IT'S SPELLED V-Y-T-A-L YA DINGDONG!
Marth: *sweats nervously*