Vlad versus Jack...
Needles
December 11, 2011
Jack Fenton was a clumsy, idiotic oaf.
That was the truth. There was no getting around it.
Maddie acknowledged and lived with it somehow. Even Daniel couldn't deny it whenever Vlad brought it up while pummeling the boy with another ecto-blast.
Jack Fenton was an oblivious, stupid, boorish man who didn't deserve his family.
He was a backstabbing, false friend and an over-enthusiastic, fudge-obsessed mountain covered in orange Hazmat.
Perhaps that hard fact was why it hurt so much for Jack to point out that his hobby involved tiny silver needles whereas Vlad's called for sticks the size of dowels.
Jack does needlepoint. Vlad knits. Or at least, he has a bookshelf of knitting books in Colorado...