When the pool party is over, and everyone one is lounging around in the living room recovering from their overly-full bellies, Naruto decides it's gone on long enough. Not the party. Something else.
"Hey, Kakashi sensei, Madoka and Sasuke?" he says lazily.
"Yeah?" says Madoka.
"What's up?" says Kakashi sensei.
"Hmn?" grunts Sasuke.
"We got a good reaction for our hair, so let's change it back to normal, 'tebayo," says Naruto.
"I didn't get to see the reaction," sighs Madoka.
"Oh well," says Naruto, shrugging. "It's all we're going to get, so we might as well change our hair back."
"Let's just get it over with," says Sasuke. "This was fun and all, but I am sick of this shade of green."
"Wait, your hair's not naturally green?" asks Shiroikiba, frowning. "How'd it get green?"
"Your father fell out of a tree," says Kakashi sensei.
Naruto, Madoka and Sasuke exchange grins.
"THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED!" protests Obito, flapping his hands about in agitation.
Naruto laughs and undoes the seals keeping Team Seven's hair green. Naruto's hair turns back to it's natural blonde, Sasuke's hair turns black, Kakashi sensei's hair turn silver and Madoka's hair turns pink.
"Madoka, your hair is still a weird colour," says Ikkaku, frowning. "If you're trying to get a reaction by turning your hair pink, it's not going to work."
Madoka pulls his ponytail around so he can see it. "Oh, this is my natural hair colour," he says. "I've always had pink hair."
"What?!" Everyone who has not seen Madoka's natural hair colour says, shocked. Even Madara is surprised.
"It's true," says Iruka. "That's his natural hair colour."
"Why do you think Fugaku and I call him the Pink Nerd?" says Tsunade, crossing her arms.
"WHAT?!" The triplets, Shiriokiba, Iruka's parents and Kakashi sensei's dad all fall over backwards.
Madara shakes the shocked expression off his face and turns his attention to Sasuke. "So your hair is black then?" he says. "Just like mine."
"Yes," says Sasuke, pouting in a very princessy way. Naruto never realized what a princess Sasuke is until Madara pointed it out.
"WHAT?" says Kabuto, a shocked expression on his face. "I thought your hair was BLUE?!"
"I dyed it," says Sasuke, tossing her hair like a diva. "The seal seems to have gotten rid of the dye."
"Thank goodness for that," says Fugaku, relieved. "And don't you go dying it again, missy!"
"Hmmm…" Mito examines Naruto's blond hair. "I thought you would have red hair, being an Uzumaki," she says sceptically. "Is this a mutation of some kind?"
"It must be," agrees Madara, sarcastically. "Either that, or he gets it from his blond father over there."
"No," says Mito, nodding to herself. "It's definitely a mutation."
"Did your team make you go grey early, Kakashi?" asks Madara, raising an eyebrow at Kakashi sensei's hair.
"This is my natural hair colour," says Kakashi.
"LIKE MINE!" Yells Aki, throwing her hands in the air and accidentally hitting Sakumo in the face.
"Ow!" says Sakumo.
"You're a reanimation, you can't feel pain," says Tobirama.
"Why did you even invent this jutsu?" demands Sakumo.
"I dared him to while we were drunk," says Madara.
"...what?"
"Flashback no Jutsu!" says Hashirama, casting the flashback no jutsu. "This is the best jutsu ever. Who invented it?"
"ME!" pipes up Namiko. "I did for my advanced test!"
The scene laid out before them is a bare room in a brand new house. Madara, Hashirama and Tobirama are sitting at a table drinking sake.
"I wish we could show our fathers our village," says Hashirama, downing a cup of Sake. "They never believed our clans could make peace."
"You'd have to bring them back from the dead to do that," says Madara, swishing his sake around the bottle before drinking some.
"I bet I could bring back their ghosts or something if I wanted," says Tobirama, who seems to be the drunkest of the lot.
"I bet you couldn't," says Madara.
"Haha, there are assassins outside," laughs Hashirama, falling face-first onto the table. "They're dumb."
"I could!" argues Tobirama, waving around his bottle of sake and glaring at Madara. "...If I wanted to!"
"I BET YOU CAN'T!" says Madara, throwing his bottle at Tobirama.
Hashirama catches it in mid-air and drinks what's left in the bottle.
"I BET I CAN!" counters Tobirama, throwing his own bottle at Madara.
Hashirama catches it and drinks it.
Tobirama and Madara both turn on Hashirama and say, "STOP THAT!"
"YOU SHOULDn't...hic...WASTE good sake," says Hashirama, waving an empty bottle at them.
"WE're TRYing to ARGUE!" says Tobirama, punching through the wall and pulling out an assassin in a Hidden Waterfall headband. "AND YOU!" he glares at the assassin. "Waddare you doing here?"
"Er...I was sent to kill Hashirama Senju," says the poor assassin.
"Aw, he's scared," says Hashirama. "Let him go, Tobirama."
"NO!" says Tobirama. "If he's gonna pick on my big brother, Imma gonna KILL 'IM!"
"Aw, let him be," says Hashirama, taking the Waterfall ninja off Tobirama. "I's not his fault his village elders sent him on a suicide mission. Wass your name, huh?"
"I'm...Kakuzu…" says the Waterfall ninja, looking terrified.
"Run along, Kakuzu," says Madara, making a shooing motion. "The grownups are DRINKING."
"Yes, tell your village leaders Hashirama Senju says: DO YOUR OWN DAMN DIRTY WORK, COWARDS!" Hashirama throws Kakuzu out the window.
"You know," says Yahiko. "Kakuzu took your message to his elders, and they tried to kill him, so he killed them and went rogue. He managed to extend his lifespan indefinitely, and now he's Akatsuki's financial manager."
"Isn't he one of those guys who tried to convince me to join?" asks Itachi.
"Yes," says Nagato, nodding. "He and Kisame are dead set on you joining Akatsuki. Now that you've had your baby, will you?"
"HEY!" says Yahiko. "I do recruiting!"
"Then hurry up and ask her to join," says Konan.
"Itachi, would you like to join Akatsuki?" says Yahiko. "We have an empty space now that Zabuza is dead."
"Wait, Zabuza is dead?" says Madoka, shocked.
"Oh, yes, I killed him," says Madara. "Back to the flashback, please."
"Byebye!" says Hashirama, waving out the window.
"There are still two assassins skulking around!" says Tobirama, angirly.
"Forget about them," says Madara. "It's just two assassins. Don't use them as an excuse not to bring back our dads as zombies!"
"SHADDUP ABOUT THAT!" snaps Tobirama. "I don't wanna!"
"I DARE YOU TO, and if you CAN'T then you're a DOPPY SAPLING!" counters Madara.
"FINE!" says Tobirama, standing up. "IMMA NEED SOME BLOOOOD!"
Madara responds by yelling at Tobirama with horse war cry.
Tobirama yells back.
Hashirama turns the table into a rosebush.
"TO THEIR GRAVES!" yells Tobirama.
"YAY!" says Hashirama. "We're gonna show off the village!"
Tobirama uses the hiraishin to take them to their fathers' respective graves and steal some rotting flesh from their coffins. Then he hiraishins them back to the house, where the two assassins are staring around confused.
"We're BAAAACK!" says Tobirama, and jumps the pair. A moment later, he has them both trapped in seals. He sticks the flesh they raided from the graves in the seals with the two assassins and says, "Reanimation Jutsu!"
Ash rises out of the ground and surrounds the assassins. The ash takes the form of Batsuma Senju and Tajima Uchiha.
"There, Madara!" says Tobirama, pointing at the two reanimation. "I did it. So I'm not a Doppy Sapling!"
"Yay, let's show off our village!" says Hashirama, turning the window into buttercups.
"THAT IS NOT HOW THE WOODSTYLE WORKS!" yells Tobirama, grabbing Hashirama by the front of his clothing and giving him a good shake.
"Shaadup!" says Hashirama. "I don't tell you how to use YOUR jutsu!"
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!" shouts Batsuma. "Why are you sharing sake with an Uchiha?"
"Madara, why are you drunk in the presence of your enemy?" demands Tajima.
"We are not enemies," says Madara. "We built a village. I'll show you." He grabs his father's arm and drags him out of the house.
Hashirama and Tobirama grab their father and stagger drunkenly after him. They wander through the village, drunkenly pointing out things to their fathers.