Drabble 4/4 of DPSG1's ideas. The extra one that actually stemmed from a lunch conversation. We're weird. Please excuse our awkwardness. XD
Dead
May 8, 2012
"Hey, what's the word for being scared of dead things?"
"Dead things like... ghosts?"
"No, more like dead animals."
"Oh. Umm... necrophobia?"
"Okay, I guess that makes sense... it's like necrophilia."
"Like... what? Eww! Eww. That is gross. And disgusting. And very wrong."
"Is it?"
"Obviously! Why would you even ask something like that?"
"Oh really? How is that any different than you and Danny?"
"I am going to kill you, Tucker."
"No, I'm serious. Danny's a ghost. That has got to count as necrophilia."
"But he's still alive."
"So it's only pseudo necrophilia?"
"More like semi... he's only half."
Ooh, dialogue only.