Inspired by a scene from Captain America
Awful
May 17, 2012
Danny sat on the stool, head lolling against the counter as he watched the bartender wiping up for the night.
"You know what's awful?" he asked.
The bartender quirked an eyebrow. "The fact that you died underage and can never legally buy a drink?"
Danny dismissed that with a weary wave of his hand. "No," he said, rolling the empty bottle the man had given him to play with. "What really stinks is this... ectoplasmic system of mine. It filters everything faster than my human body... did. Which means," he explained, "that I couldn't get drunk if I wanted to."
Probably a good thing, too.