For Codiak's 700th review. Something to break up my angstfest.
Squirrel
October 23, 2012
"We bring you a bizarre report of local ghost legend, Danny Phantom, who has been sighted—this has been confirmed by several accounts and by even more callers as we speak— spiriting wildlife off of the streets of Amity Park.
"This strange phenomenon began when a local environmentalist, Samantha Manson, was seen yelling at the ghost to save a small critter nearly run over by a car. Since then, Danny Phantom has been "saving" creatures left and right, creating quite a disturbance among the peace loving drivers of our fair city.
"So, spook or squirrel savior? Call in now, folks!"
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