Man, I drank too much last night. What day is it, Christmas? Hold up, what's going on? This isn't my room at all. Oh, my fucking head hurts. Now where was I supposed to go…
Time: 11:48AM - Nozawa Onsen
Liu woke up with a hangover from a late night drinking session. Clutching his head from the headache, Liu stared at the ceiling doing nothing. While Ichika and the others didn't touch alcohol, only he and Chifuyu had a lot. The drink of choice was shots of Hennessy XO Cognac. Chifuyu and Liu drank so much they got drunk in the process, speaking in slur sentences until they threw up in the sink. Chifuyu knocked out first before Liu, and he dragged her into her bedroom. After getting back to his senses, he saw snow falling that doesn't add up at all. This isn't IS Academy, in fact, they were at a giant cabin log. The unlikely things are about to happen…
"What the-?!"
Little do they know, someone put sleeping drugs last night, and smuggled them to Nozawa Onsen, a village located in Shimotakai District, Nagano Prefecture. Ichika and the girls slept in the living room all cuddled up. By the time they woke up, the girls screamed seeing each other so close.
"AAAAHHHH!"
Chifuyu slept like a baby in her bedroom, not hearing anything at all. Her bedroom was locked for safety measures just in case someone tried to barge in without knocking.
"I demand an explanation of this!" Cecilia pouted, covering her breasts. "Who sent us here?"
Ichika shrugged from his spot on the table. "I have a feeling someone pulled the strings on us last night."
Liu didn't want to assume the worst, but he had urge to say so. "Ichika, you don't mean…"
The conversation came to an abrupt end from a voice way too familiar was heard and called out. "GOODDD MORNINGGG!"
Tatenashi on a snowmobile sped at lightning speed, and crashed the front door like a battery ram. Surprisingly, she struck the landing, despite the hard-hitting impact. Ichika and Laura face palmed since they knew how annoying Tatenashi can be. The girls were stunned at the mischievous Student Council President's grand entrance that was rather too much. Tatenashi wore a blue and white full suit with a helmet fully concealed her face. Kanzashi felt embarrassed at her older sister, having the urge to kick her out.
"Ohh why you…!"
Before Kanzashi could act, Tatenashi folded her fan, giggling like a schoolgirl.
"Gather up, kiddies!" Tatenashi proudly announced. "We're going to have fun in the snow. Hurry up, we don't have much time."
As Tatenashi rode away, everyone saw a pair of skis, poles, and snowboards aligned on the wall. A few minutes later, everyone suited up, grabbing the equipment and walked towards the ski lift.
A large overhead screen popped up with instructions of how to ski and snowboard. Nowhere else to go, they read various steps and pictures. Some of the steps were confusing, but tried it out. Some slip and fell, but that didn't stop them to learn the fundamentals of snow sports. Ichika, Houki, Cecilia, and Rin had skis while Laura, Charlotte, Kanzashi, and Liu had snowboards. It even had a mini course to guide them the basics. An hour later of falling backwards, tasting snow face first, and shaking, they got it down.
While they board on the ski lift, Rin looked left and right, and gasped seeing trees scattered. When she looked down and realized how high up they were, she screamed and held onto Ichika pleading him to not drop her. Ichika and Houki smiled seeing Rin act so adorably scared while Liu laughed at her. Rin threw a middle finger at Liu, threatening to throw him overboard. Liu stuck his tongue out since he was in front of her. Kanzashi was star struck at the beautiful view of pure white snow like she was at a fairy wonderland.
By the time they arrived on top of the hill, Tatenashi appeared revving her snowmobile, much to the chagrin of Houki.
"Congratulations that you made it to the top," Tatenashi cheered. "The real fun has begun. Since you have read the instructions that I made, now it's the time to show me your skills!"
Rin and Liu's eyes twitched at Tatenashi's antics, clenching their fists to give her a smack down. Ichika and the girls understood Rin and Liu's body language, and soon enough, their anger aimed at the Blunette.
The German soldier girl clenched her teeth. "Tatenashi, I don't know what you're planning this time, but that's not going to work on us."
Tatenashi laughed that irritated the girls the most. She got away with everything she pulled off. Yet, the Blunette didn't get in trouble. The slope was filled with metal ramps, uneven holes, and slalom flags. There was no way anyone would dare to do something dangerous with the high chance of getting injured. Tatenashi shook her head, and pointed a huge pile of snow behind her.
"Maybe this will motivate you to obey my command. If you don't, I'll turn you into snowman. I suggest you should go down this hill this instant."
They hesitated for a minute, and decide to go with it rather than being crushed by Tatenashi. As they slid down, their muscle memory jotted down notes. Ichika was amazed at his body reacted to the obstacles, even though his mind didn't have time to translate word to word.
"I feel like I'm getting the hang of this!" said Ichika excitedly, shifting his body left and right.
Liu felt the same way like Ichika, grinding on a metal ramp, and landed perfectly. Houki slalomed the flags like a professional skier while Kanzashi jumped off every slope to gain air. What started as being scared now quickly turned into confidence tackling this dangerous course.
However, their short-lived celebration got cut off when Tatenashi suddenly created an avalanche to amp up the excitement. Huge pile of snow was coming towards them, and when they turned their heads, they were now running for their lives.
"Tatenashi you asshole!" Houki shouted. "We're going to get you!"
With every twist, turn, and bumps, they were going so fast they see everything a blur. Charlotte's scream was full of panic, praying she would make it in one piece. The avalanche was getting closer to bury them as they frantically sped faster to get away. This was not the ideal snow resort they signed up for. 9 minutes of going down the treacherous hill, they reached to the finish line, but the avalanche caught up, and covered them like a huge blanket.
They struggled to brush off the heavy snow, dazed from the crash. Kanzashi pulled Laura that had her legs stuck upside down like a broken twig. Catching their breaths, Houki was ready to lay a smack down on Tatenashi for pulling a dangerous stunt that could have killed them.
With an evil grin on her face, Cecilia turned to the angry mob. "You know what I'm thinking?"
Everyone slowly nodded to vent frustrations at the common enemy. As they removed their skis and snowboards, Tatenashi appeared once again doing donuts on her beloved snowmobile.
"My oh my! I can't believe everyone made it down unscathed. Since all of you did a good job, I'm treating you guys onsen!"
For going down a dangerous slope with an avalanche was all her plan. But a free bathhouse was something they wouldn't dare to reject. To repay her back, Houki has a counter proposal for the naughty cat.
"That's a great idea, Student Council President," said Houki, containing her anger. "In fact, let us move these snowmobiles for you so it doesn't get in the way."
Tatenashi stared at the group with curiosity. "Snowmobiles?"
Apparently, a pair of riders accidentally left out their snowmobiles with club weapons. If that was something to bring out justice, it would be the perfect solution. Cecilia and everyone else were in the snowmobiles, revving their engines in translation: Get Tatenashi Sarashiki.
On their left hand were club weapons, aiming at Tatenashi. She didn't expect this to happen as she sweated profusely at the angry mob.
"What's with the weapons? There's no need to be so angry at me now…"
"Don't worry," said Ichika, twirling his collapsible baton. "We're not mad at you."
"This is our saying of thank you, Miss. Sarashiki," Liu replied.
Rin's left fang exposed, pointing Tatenashi with her baseball bat crudely embedded with barbwire. "Stand still to get a taste of your own medicine, cat burglar."
"AFTER HER!" Everyone shouted.
Tatenashi yelped, frantically jump started her snowmobile, and scurried off to get away from the angry mob in snowmobiles. Cecilia led the pack with a killer look on her face, really trying to whack Tatenashi off her ride. This was definitely a token of appreciation by chasing Tatenashi for her dangerous stunt.
This isn't set in the current timeline. Something I thought off; snowboard, ski, and snowmobiles. I wrote this in 2 days just to get it over with. Until then, Merry Christmas!