Author's Note: Well, thanks to all of the generous reviews I got. Now that the intro is done, let's start off the series with a bang! Hit it, Disclaimer!

Disclaimer: The terrible bland excuse for a shoddy plot, Peppy Ankylosaurus, Dr. Hoshi, and Heppy Ankylosaurus belong to Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus. All official characters belong to their rightful owners.

Heppy: (gasps in shock) Hey wait a minute, I barely appear in this crap!

Dr. Hoshi: Trust me, you'll get use to it. I don't even appear proper until sometime later...

Episode 101: Too Dinosaurs and a Girl

"Hrmm… all right, so I winded up here in the first place?" Bowser asked himself, looking around the empty room that was colored white. He looks at the computer, rubbing his chin with his burly right scaly hand. "Hrmm… I wonder what is on this computer…" Bowser said, as he sat down in the chair and started typing something on the computer.

"Welcome. You got skin cancer," The computer said. Bowser made a weird face. The computer sweatdropped and said, "Er… I mean… you got mail… tee hee…"

"Sweet," Bowser said, as he clicked on a button and looked at his mail. One of them read, with a sticker of Pichu holding cheesecake being present on it…

"To Bowser

How much cheesecake would a cheesy cheesecake freak eat if cheesecake was made out of cheese?

From Pichu."

"…what the hell did I get myself into..." Was all that Bowser thought, as he stared blankly at the screen for a while, wondering what his purpose was.

Elsewhere in the rainbow colored warp…

"So Peppy, why are we killing Yoshizilla again?" Yoshi asked his yellow Ankylosaurus partner.

Peppy turned his head to Yoshi and scoffed. "Dude, have you been paying attention at all? Yoshizilla always puts us in the crappiest scenes. I mean, remember that Goofy Goober incident?"

Yoshi remembered, and then he shuddered in disgust. "Oh…don't remind me…" Yoshi moaned. He then thought of something and wrapped his arms around the back of his head, "So, uh, just popped into my head. Who's gonna take the blame when we tame the game?"

"Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi. I already told you. I know the idiot who will be the perfect sucker for our delightfully devilish deed." Peppy assured, waving his finger.

Yoshi looked confused at Peppy. "Yeah, but who? You really think anyone is gonna just be willing to come along for such a malicious task?"

Peppy shook his head. "Yes you're right… none of them are that stupid. And most of them wouldn't want to be bothered with it. What we need is someone who is much more evil. Someone who puts fear into the hearts of everyone he meets. Someone so heartless and cruel that he can kill an innocent flower just by staring at it. Someone like…"

"Old man dorf?" Yoshi asked for Ganondorf Dragmire appeared behind them with a plate full of donuts.

"No." Peppy commented, making Ganondorf sad as he sulked away.

"It took me all day to make this." The King of Evil whimpered.

Yoshi stuck out his tongue. "You know we sent away Ganon right?"

"Please; old Ganondork over there wouldn't remember being bad if it hit him in the face." Peppy yawned. "I mean we need someone truly evil. Someone who could look at you straight in the eyes and make you cry."

"Your brother?" Yoshi teased as Heppy Ankylosaurus suddenly appeared.

"I didn't ask for this," Heppy stated for he was then tackled by Peppy, who didn't seem to care much about his purple brother being present in the same space as him.

Several seconds passed. Peppy couldn't think of anything. Yoshi just stared blankly.

"...Peppy, DO we know anyone like that?" Yoshi asked, getting impatient.

Peppy shook his head and he frowned. "No…"

The two dinosaurs stood there for several minutes as they then popped out of the warp, ending up in the Hoenn region from Pokemon's Gen 3 games, with there being a lot of Hoenn Pokemon wandering around, which included a Pikachu using electrical attacks on a Blaziken as a Pichu was having cheesecake with a Gardevoir farting out poison gas. The vibrant colored dinosaurs were in Petalburg City, which wasn't much of a city since it was only a few fucking buildings. Shadow The Hedgehog ran by, still on the lookout for that DAMN fourth chaos emerald.

"Damn this isn't easy." Shadow

"Is this all you got?" Pikachu

Blaziken "I can handle you all day."

"I just love cheesecake." Pichu

"Ooh dear; excuse me." The Gardevoir apologized while fanning her flatulence away.

Yoshi placed 1 of his hands on his face. "Guess we know where the budget for this story went..."

"You think any of these pocket monsters would be interested?" Peppy asked.

"Judging by how things are going, not in the slightest."

"Ekum!" Ekum the Shy Guy exclaimed while flailing his arms.

Peppy growled and gave him a dose of his Ankylosaurus shockwave. "Will you get out of here?"

Yoshi squinted his eyes. "How does he keep finding where we are?"

Several more seconds in this present future passed like the fart gas released by the gassy Gardevoir who took her leave to go find the nearest bathroom; everything in the peaceful city of Petalburg got awkwardly quiet.

"…Ah to hell with this. Let's just get May," Peppy said in defeat, him and Yoshi walking towards the Petalburg City gym.

"Can I help you gents?" The gym leader Norman asked with his arms folded.

"Yeah we just need your kid." Yoshi explained calmly while moving his hands about.

Inside May's room within the gym, May was on the bed, complaining of hunger. "So hungry… stomach pains… need food…" May moaned, her stomach growled loudly in turn. Several knocks were heard on her door.

"May, get off your lazy ass and open this door!" Peppy shouted.

"But… I'm so hungry… I'm too weak to move…" May moaned.

That did it. That broke Peppy's patient bar. With a mighty war cry, Peppy busted through the door using a headbutt, which startled May and got her up. Yoshi watched while eating some popcorn Max made.

"Does he usually barge in like that?" Max asked Yoshi while adjusting his glasses.

"Oh yeah." Yoshi responded as he watched Peppy barking angrily at May, who was surprised at how furious the yellow Ankylosaurus was.

"EEK! What are you guys doing here?" May cried, as Yoshi came through the hole that Peppy made.

"May, I don't know how to put in this, but… you're going to help us kill Yoshizilla," Yoshi said, as he walked towards May.

May scratched her head. "Kill Yoshizilla? Um, you mean that guy who is in love with me? The one who puts several of his fetishes upon me for laughs?" She asked innocently, tilting her head to the right as she held her hands together. Yoshi only nods his head in response.

"Yeah that guy." Peppy interjected.

May had a sudden look of determination on her face. "Okay cool; that person is always making me look stupid."

Peppy shook the rubble off of him. "Well good: May, since you are the least intelligent person here, you're gonna take the blame for all of this after we kill Yoshizilla," Peppy says.

May looks at Yoshi, who shrugs in response. "But why?"

"Because we're tired at being involved in his friggin' stories," Yoshi said as he finished up the popcorn he had. "We just want to teach him a lesson and them let you... get the credit, shall we say."

"Yeah, so we can scott home free." Peppy added while swinging his tail club from side to side.

May looked down at her stomach, which was still growling loudly. "I would, but… I'm so hungry, I can't do anything…" May complained, tears forming in her eyes.

Peppy sighed in annoyance and took out a chocolate bar. May's eyes widened as she grabbed the chocolate bar, squealed, and started eating it. After eating it, she hugged both Peppy and Yoshi.

"Oh thank you! I feel so much better!" May cried in joy, as she let go and cheered. "You want me to take credit for this? I'll do it!"

"Well, now that's out of the way, let's go find and kill Yoshizilla!" Peppy cried out in triumph, as he threw his fist in the air.

"Man she's an idiot..." Yoshi shrugged. "Oh well. Let's just hope that we get an adventure out of all this."

"I got a bad feeling about this." Max commented as he watched his sister leave with the dinosaurs, wondering if it was a good idea to sit this out.

Meanwhile, outside the Pokemon gym, a certain robotic chicken-like creature from space was watching them. He watched the three figures as he chuckled to himself. "Ah… the smell of new victims… the hunt has begun…Muahawhaughha…"

If it wasn't obvious, this metallic bird was Gigan. Y'know the one.

Author's Note: Well, that's it. Yep, I think this was good for the first episode. Anyway, there's randomness for you. Yoshi, Peppy, and May are going to hunt down me, unfortunately, and Bowser will wonder why he is in the plot in the first place. Well until then, see ya! Oh, and, Pichu, what was with that question?

Pichu: Cheesecake equals greatness!

Heppy: Dude, what the hell? I wasn't even involved one bit!"

Dr. Hoshi: (comforts Heppy) Told you, bro.