Author's Note: Well, cheers! It looks like my Yoshi and Peppy story is popular! Thanks to those who put in dialogue! Anyway, there won't be any Bowser action in this part, but don't worry, because the episode after this will be all about Bowser. Speaking of which, let's get back to Yoshi, Peppy, and May.
Disclaimer: Well… we DO NOT own ANY official characters. We only own shit that's made up.
Peppy: ...What's wrong with you? These folks want a show!
Dr. Hoshi: Have you even seen the shit he pulls in the other stories?
Disclaimer: (sighs) Why me…
Episode 002: Mission Crapossible
"Well gang, this must be it," Yoshi says, pointing to the badly drawn house with a sign that said "Yoshizilla's Howse".
The search for the author responsible for putting the dinosaur duo through nonsense (who also happened to still be writing this as you read it) had paid off after they went through various different Pokemon regions with Pokemon Coordinator May in tow. Eventually they decided to search various Nintendo places, and eventually just stumbled upon some random plains.
"Gosh, this building sure doesn't look stable," May commented as she wrapped her arms around the back of her head.
"What a stupid house…" Peppy said in contempt, looking at the terrible drawn building.
Yoshi sighed as he shrugged, his eyes lowered in disapproval. "The spelling is TERRIBLE. This HAS to be the place."
Peppy looked around, and then he suggested, "Well, how do we get in?"
May, who was busy giggling, looked at the two dinosaurs, her eyes getting bigger. "I know how to get in!"
Peppy shook his head and said, "Shut it, you stupid ten-year-old breasty fanservice girl. You're not getting paid to say stupid things. You're being paid to burp and fart on Yoshizilla."
"Great, because this story doesn't have enough fetish material," Yoshi sarcastically remarked while rolling his eyes.
May scratched her head in genuine confusion. "I'm… being paid…?"
Peppy then thought of something, and he chuckled. "Guys, I have a perfect plan to get inside Yoshizilla's house. One so perfect, there will be no one stopping us…Mwahahahaha!" Peppy said, as he chortled evilly. Thunder can be heard in the background.
Yoshi squinted his eyes as May farted and burped at the same time, getting the gas out of her system as they wondered what Peppy's stupid plan could be.
Meanwhile inside Yoshizilla's house, Yoshizilla was playing Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee on the special black Gamecube.
"Damn that King Ghidorah, blasting me with his stupid gravity beams," The bizarre Godzilla and Yoshi hybrid said to himself in anger, as he watched his monster, Godzilla 2000, fall to the ground. He then heard several knocks.
"Ya sure this will work?" Yoshi whispered to Peppy.
"Shh, I know what's the score," Peppy replied as he kept on knocking with hi t ail club.
"Who is it?" Yoshizilla said, as he placed the controller down and walked towards the door.
"It's Yoshi, May, and me, Peppy Ankylosaurus," Peppy said through the door.
Yoshizilla made an annoyed face. "What the hell do you dweebs want?"
"We want to KILL you," Yoshi blurted.
Yoshizilla shrugged casually as he returned to normal. "All right, come right in."
The three figures outside opened the door and walked right in. Peppy chuckled again as he did a dumb victory pose like the idiot he was, "Yes! Exactly the way I planned it."
"You better not be here to steal my special chocolate cake," Yoshizilla said, pointing to May, who was licking her lips.
Yoshi rolled his eyes. "You don't have a special chocolate cake, you idiot." After that remark, May started crying. Peppy hit May in her stomach, which caused her to shut up.
Yoshizilla shook his head and smirked. "Good. Then there is no reason for you to take it."
Everyone was silent for several seconds.
The gigantic, robotic chicken who was watching them the whole time turned to the bushes and took out his cell phone. He dialed, and held it to his ear. "Sir Megalon, this is me, Lieutenant. Gigan, the Guru of Knowledge. I have found our victims," He said through the phone.
Somewhere else, a giant beetle, Sir Megalon, was holding his Special Guru Phone to his ear. "Good job, Lieutenant. Gigan. Return back to the Guru Meeting Area quickly," He said.
"Roger that," Lt. Gigan said, as he hanged up his phone and turned back to the group. He then quickly pulled the phone back out again as he noticed nothing was going on inside. "By the way, why are we given these titles?"
Sir Megalon scratched the back of his head, murmuring. "Uh... I dunno. I'm not the one writing this."
"…ANYWAY, back to killing you," Peppy said, pounding his fist into his other fist.
"Oh, that's right. How ARE you going to kill me, anyway?" Yoshizilla laughed, taunting at the three figures.
Peppy smirked, and then he said, "We're going to make you play Advance Wars: Dual Strike, right after Tales of Symphonia and Fire Emblem."
"You know, Advance Wars and the Tales RPG don't sound bad. I do enjoy RPGs, you know," Yoshizilla pointed out.
Yoshi and Peppy glanced at each other in disbelief as they shrugged. "Then just Fire Emblem it is."
"Uhh... which Fire Emblem?" Yoshizilla interjected.
"The outdated ones," Peppy spoke up.
Yoshizilla had a puzzled look on his face as he squinted his eyes, which made Peppy sigh as Yoshi snapped his fingers.
"The original games. You know, the first ones, or infamously, the ones with Marth in them." Yoshi added with a smirk.
"DEUUEAUGH!" Yoshizilla shrieked, and then he crashed through a 50-story high window, incidentally breaking his fatal fall on Marth, who just happened to be there. The impact was heavy, especially for the dead blue haired anime swordsman beneath Yoshizilla's dead weight.
"Wow, that's a rough way to go…" Yoshi gulped, looking down from the broken window.
Peppy looked also, and his eyes widened. "There is no way possible that he could survive that," Peppy said. He turned to May, then to Yoshi.
Yoshi scratched his head and blinked. "Well, so now what?"
Peppy shrugged and said, "Well, May takes the blame, er, credit, and we could go home, I guess."
With that, both Yoshi and Peppy left May in Yoshizilla's house, the two dinosaurs having done their duty.
May rubbed her stomach and said to herself, "I wonder how Ash is doing…"
Lt. Gigan watched as Yoshi and Peppy walked away. He chuckled, "Heh heh, that's right. Keep walkin'. Because I, Lieutenant Gigan, have found you. Heh heh heh…"
Author's Note: Well, that's it for the second chapter. Yoshi and Peppy have finally killed me, unfortunately, but May is going to be blamed? What will happen to her? The answer lies in the future…by the way, I DO have a black Gamecube. And thanks for putting dialogue in your reviews. Anyway, perhaps the dialogues could inspire me to put something funny into this story, so yep. And by the way, Sir Megalon and Lieutenant Gigan are from the Godzilla series, but I added Sir and Lieutenant to their previous names, Megalon and Gigan. Why? I dunno, I thought it would be 'cool'. Well, anyway, that's it for now. See ya next week! Or day. Or…never mind…
Dr. Hoshi: I still have no idea why he bothered to put those two in this...