Author's Note: The biggest episode in Yoshi and Peppy is about to begin! When the gang goes to McDonald's, Peppy gets kidnapped, and now Yoshi, May, and Dr. Hoshi must save their yellow friend before they can continue their adventure. What will happen to them? How is Bowser doing with his narrating skills? What has happened to Lt. Gigan and Master Ghidorah? What is Sergeant Orga planning? Find out now…

Disclaimer: (yawns) MUST I do this? I mean, everyone probably knows what to expect, and, well, um…ah forget it. We own nothing official and everything fan-made belong to their owners. No more. There. Nada. That's it. Start the episode.

Mr. Krabs: …You're lazy, you know that?

Disclaimer: (sighs) Yes, I'm VERY lazy. Now please, start the thing before I quit.

Mr. Krabs: …Fine…

Episode 007: The Insane McDonald's Pit-Stop

Bowser was still reading through his "How to Narrate" book, trying to learn all the tips. "Let's see... I can never, under any circumstances whatsoever, swear? Ah what a jip..." Bowser said to himself, as he skids through the book.

Delia turned away from the television and asked, "Bowser, do you know those dinosaurs inside the TV?"

Bowser looked at the TV for a moment, and then his eyes widened. "That's Yoshi and Peppy!" He shouted to Delia.

Delia scratched her head and said, "Yoshi and Peppy? Who are they?"

"Yoshi's one of the Super Smash Brothers, of which I'm a part of too, while Peppy's the new guy on deck." Bowser explained. "Also, I've battled them before on a few occasions."

FLASHBACK

Yoshi was trying to fire eggs at Bowser, but they missed and the eggs hit Peppy instead. "Damn it, Yoshi, why are you hitting me?" Peppy shouted.

Yoshi sweatdropped and said, "Sorry, buddy, but it seems that Bowser has an edge on this battle!"

Bowser sighed and blew fire into Yoshi and Peppy. he said to himself, "Geeze, these guys are too pathetic."

END FLASHBACK

Bowser laughed his head off at the memory. "What a bunch of idiots." He said to himself, as he turned to Delia.

Delia looked at the TV again and said, "Hey Bowser, maybe you want to try your narrating skills now. The gang is heading towards the airport."

Bowser cleared his throat, ready to begin. "Yoshi and Peppy, along with their new friends were now making their way to the airport, unaware of what their next adventure would bring." He said, as he looked to Delia. "How was that?" He asked.

Delia smiled and said, "That was perfect!"

The scene fades out to black, as the scene fades in to Yoshi and Peppy's gang, who are right at the airport.

"Okay, here we are, gang! Now what do we do?" Yoshi says, as he looks at the huge airport.

"Mreow!" Skitty yawned, as she asked, "How about we get some snacks?"

Yoshi scratched his head, and then he spotted a McDonald's. "There! We can eat there!" Yoshi shouted, pointing to the McDonald's.

Peppy shook his head and said, "Yoshi, what's the matter with you? We don't have any time to eat."

Right at that moment, May and Skitty's stomachs growled.

May blushed slightly, and then she giggled with embarrassment. "I think I'm hungry..." She said.

"See?" Skitty leered at Peppy.

Yoshi turned to Peppy and said, "Well, both May and Skitty are hungry, and I said that we are stopping at McDonald's on the way to the airport no matter what, damn it!"

Peppy chuckled nervously and sweatdropped. He then said, "Fine, do what you like. But if it gets out of control, won't Silence be mad at us?"

Dr. Hoshi rolled his eyes as he said, "Who cares. I'm getting hungry myself."

The gang then turned around and went inside the McDonald's. Peppy just stayed outside and shouted, "I'll wait out here, until you guys come back!"

Yoshi looked around the McDonald's, just as he walked to the counter. He turned to May and said, "Why don't you and Skitty get a table, while I get the food?"

"Okie!" May chirped happily as she skipped off with Skitty.

Sergeant Orga, who turned around from the counter, chuckled to himself and said, "Heh heh...time to activate Plan A into action."

Meanwhile in King Ghidorah, or rather Master Ghidorah's, lair, the golden three-headed dragon is hearing Lt. Gigan's reason for why the robotic chicken failed to capture May. Master Ghidorah got extremely ticked off that Lt. Gigan failed to complete his mission.

"And that's when she screamed loudly and made me fall," Lt. Gigan finished.

"WHAT? YOU IDIOT!" Master Ghidorah boomed loudly, as Lt. Gigan cowered in fear.

"Please…please don't harm me, oh great Master Ghidorah! Let me have one more chance!" Lt. Gigan pleaded.

Master Ghidorah signed and said, "Fine. You'll get one more chance to capture May and bring her to me, but let me tell you that I already hired two expert bounty hunters to hunt down the two dinosaurs traveling with the girl. I expect you to capture May with no failure."

Lt. Gigan saluted Master Ghidorah and said, "You can count on me, Master Ghidorah!" With that, Lt. Gigan ran out of the lair.

Master Ghidorah turned to the big screen behind him and said, "Hmph. Hopefully, Sergeant Orga is doing a far better job than Lt. Gigan. I wonder how he's doing."

Back at the McDonald's…

Sergeant Orga chuckled to himself as he turned to the mysterious black figures and said, "All right, boys, time for the plan to go into action."

"Yes, sir," The two mysterious black figures said, as they disappeared through the window.

Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi came back with the food. "All right, dig in, everyone!" Yoshi shouted, as he picked up a burger and munched into it.

At the table behind Yoshi and the gang, the "Chaotix Detective Agency", or Team Chaotix, of "Sonic the Hedgehog" fame were busy waiting and discussing their latest case...

"Vector, are you sure Shadow's been seen around here?" Espio asked his crocodile companion.

"Of course!" Vector replied. "I got plenty of eye witnesses who say they saw him around this airport."

"Couldn't it have been Eggman playing another trick on us?" Charmy squeaked.

"Nah...I don't think Eggman would try the same trick twice, or with so many voices..." Vector replied.

Espio took a bite of his burger. "Where do we start looking...?"

Suddenly, as Yoshi took a bite out of his Big Mac burger, two mysterious black figures appeared on top of the table. Both were carnivorous, and they looked like black Yoshisauruses, but with evil eyes and fangs. They looked at both Yoshi and May.

Yoshi trembled a bit, and then he asked, "Um...who are you guys?"

Espio almost choked on his burger. "Huh? Who's there-HACK!" In fact he did, he started standing up choking.

The first Yoshi-like creature spoke, "Good morrow, idiots."

"A good morrow indeed!" The second Yoshi-like creature added.

"We are from a vicious Tyrannoyoshi tribe. I am the older, smarter, and more cunning of us two British brothers, Tyrannoyoshi 1, Ted," The first Tyrannoyoshi, Ted, said to Yoshi and May.

"And I am the younger, stronger, and sneakier of us two British brothers, Tyrannoyoshi 2, Todd," The second Tyrannoyoshi, Todd, said to Dr. Hoshi and Skitty.

"Ah damn it!" Vector leapt off of his chair, and started to do the Heimlich Maneuver on Espio, trying to get the piece of food out of his throat.

"We are here to capture you, green dinosaur, so do not hesitate," Ted said, as he and Todd got closer to Yoshi.

Yoshi's eyes widened, and then he hid behind May. "Gah! Where's Peppy when you need him?" Yoshi shouted, when suddenly...

"AHH! YOSHI, MAY, SKITTY, DR. HOSHI, HEEEEELP!" Peppy cried, as a huge, bluish Godzilla-like monster with a blue Yoshi's head appeared and settled Peppy inside a crystal ball.

Vector meanwhile kept performing Heimlich upon Espio, until finally..."PTUI!"

Espio spat out a piece of burger, which hit Ted and Todd, square between the eyes.

"HA HA HA! I have done it! I, Yotonzilla, have captured the most powerful being in the world!" The creature shouted, as Yoshi and his friends ran out to see what was happening.

"Argh! We won't forget this!" Ted and Todd shouted, as they ran back to the counter to get the burgers out of their eyes.

"Oh no! I might have known! He has found us! It's Yotonzilla!" Dr. Hoshi cried, as the mighty Yotonzilla laughed evilly.

"WAAAAAAAAAAH!" May and Skitty held each other, crying out waterfalls in fear.

Espio, who was just recovering, suddenly noticed the commotion over outside of the McDonald's. "Hey, what's going on out there?" He asked.

"Looks like trouble..." Vector replied, looking at Yotonzilla.

Charmy, ever the curious one of the group, suddenly buzzed over to Yoshi and Company, not knowing of the consequences. "Bzzzzzzzzz! Hey, what's going on here? You guys playing a game?" He asked.

"Charmy, you idiot!" Vector whispered.

Yotonzilla looked down at Yoshi, Dr. Hoshi, May, Skitty, and Charmy. "That is right...DR. HOSHI! It is I, Yotonzilla, and I shall have my revenge on you by capturing your friend!" He shouted, as he laughed and summoned some enemies.

Dr. Hoshi's eyes widened as he said, "Oh no! Yotonzilla is going to attack!"

"Get em', boys!" Yotonzilla shouted.

Yoshi was fuming with anger and rage. He then looked at the enemies and shouted angrily, "That's it! Now I'm pissed! YOSHI BEAM!"

Yoshi then fired a huge, greenish beam at all of the enemies, turning them into nothing but piles of ash and dust.

Vector sighed. "Guess it's time for action." He sucked Espio and Charmy into his mouth, rolling them like balls, before firing them like cannon balls at Yotonzilla's face, followed by a fire breath.

Yotonzilla fell over, and then recovered, only to discover that Yoshi destroyed his entire army of enemies. He sweatdropped as he said, "Um...gotta run!"

Yotonzilla then warped out with Peppy. "YOSHI, HEEEELP!" Peppy shouted at the last minute, as the two figures disappeared.

"PEPPY!" Yoshi cried, as the Chaotix walked towards Yoshi and the gang.

"Oh man..." Vector scratched his head and looked at the situation worriedly. "What a disaster..."

"What should we do now?" Charmy asked.

"I think it'd be best, if we helped them out." Espio replied.

Yoshi looked down to his shoes, and then he clutched on May and sobbed. "I can't believe that my best friend in the entire world is gone...why Peppy?" He asked.

Dr. Hoshi scratched his head and said, "Oh! So that's what the yellow dinosaur's name was. I thought he was Pikachu."

Yoshi stopped crying and looked angrily at Dr. Hoshi. "Damn it, Dr. Hoshi, weren't you paying any attention at all? I mean, how thick are those glasses of yours? And how DID you become a science teacher, anyway?" He shouted at the purple Yoshi.

"That's right, I am a science teacher, and a highly respected one! So show some respect to me, you stupid green moron!" Dr. Hoshi retorted, as he pointed to Yoshi.

Espio stepped up to them. "Er... Since your friend's been kidnapped by that dinosaur... How about we help you look for him?"

"Yeah! Just count on the Chaotix Detective agency to get the job done!" Vector proclaimed.

"We'll get Peppy back safe and sound!" Charmy added.

Yoshi looked at the Chaotix and said, "Thank you. I am in your dept. What are your names?"

"I'm Espio." Espio told them.

"I'm Vector." Vector announced.

"I'm Charmy." Charmy said.

Yoshi looked to the Chaotix and said, "Nice to meet you guys! Now, let's go get Peppy!"

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, doooo, do, do, dooooooo! The Chaotix has joined your party!

"What party?" Yoshi asked to the screen, looking around for the mysterious voice.

Chaotix

Species: Espio: Chameleon; Vector: Crocodile; Charmy: Bee

Color: Espio: Purple; Vector: Green; Charmy: Red and Orange

Clothes: All: None

Intelligence: Above Average

Annoyance: None

Coolness: 10000000000000000000000000000000000000

Dr. Hoshi looked up in the sky, and then he asked, "Gee, why is it so dark out?"

Yoshi narrowed his eyes at Dr. Hoshi and said, "Hmm...Maybe because it's NIGHT TIME, you idiot! We've been standing here for hours, and we STILL don't know where Peppy is!"

Dr. Hoshi pointed to the western direction and said, "Oh? You're looking for Peppy and Yotonzilla? They're over there."

Yoshi turned to Dr. Hoshi and scratched his head as he said, "Um, where is the lair, exactly?"

Dr. Hoshi again pointed to the huge grey building and said, "Right here. I guess you overlooked it."

Yoshi pondered for a bit, and then he noticed that Skitty was next to him, but May wasn't there. "Hey! Where did May go?" Yoshi said, as he looked around.

Espio looked around. "Odd, that girl was there a second ago."

"May just went to the bathroom, mreow." Skitty replied.

Yoshi just stood there, astonished at May's disappearance. "What does she have? Diarrhea or something?" Yoshi asked.

May suddenly returned, looking at Yoshi and the gang. "Something like that." She said, as she dusted off her shorts.

Yoshi looked at May and said, "Damn, why did you run of like that? You know how worried we were for you?"

May eyes began to well up with tears at being scolded at.

Dr. Hoshi shook his head and said, "Guys, knock it off. We still gotta plan on how to get Peppy out."

Yoshi crouched down next to Dr. Hoshi and asked, "So, what do we do now?"

Dr. Hoshi shook his head and said, "We wait, of course. Though, I still won't like confronting Yotonzilla himself."

And so, the scene fades to the background with the airport, and then it fades out to black.

To Be Continued…

Yoshizilla: Sorry, but this chapter was way too long and random, and I'm just lazy, so I hoped that you enjoyed the chapter. And since you guys did short reviews, I AM GOING TO FORCE YOU TO MAKE LONG RANDOM REVIEWS! HAHAHAHA! A-herm. Sorry bout that, but I must be off. See ya next time!