Star's Allies
Omake - Tenuous Togs
WARNING: THIS IS NOT CANON. JUST DECIDED TO MESS AROUND FOR A BIT!
Magolor chose the bright idea of diving into the clothing.
Taranza looked at Magolor, as the egg threw himself around the pile of clothes. Actually, there were multiple people there, all watching this magician swimming in the clothes pile. More accurately, it was a clothes pool.
Marx was talking with Kirby, as both of them discussed about the clothes pool. Dedede and Bandana was lounging on the seats they brought. It was a day of relaxation, and they weren't going to miss it.
Suddenly, a clothes monster popped out from the clothes pile!
"Oh no, this cluster of clothes is attacking us! I dub it… the Cloth!" Marx proudly announced, flapping his wings all the while.
"The Cloth?"
"I must defeat the Cloth!"
Kirby dove straight into the pool.
Inside was the monster. Hyness and the three-mage sisters are playing M*nop*ly, joined by guest star, Magolor. Partizanne was currently winning. "Argh! How do you do that!?" Magolor threw his gem apples on the table, which scattered it all up.
The four other competitors instantly berated Magolor for throwing his cards. Most notably, Flamberge was pissed.
"Pick it up, or I'll burn your clothes off!" Flamberge threatened.
"Oh, you want to see my body? What a great idea!"
Magolor took off his clothes… to reveal a clothed Magolor underneath!
"See? I'm still clothed whether or not you unclothe me!"
Flamberge groaned, and grabbed her fiery spear.
"Oi, help me!"
Taranza waved at Magolor, who was currently being chased by Flamberge.
"Aha! My time to shine!" Marx opened a black hole.
It halted Flamberge, but it also took all of the clothing in the clothes pile.
…
Hyness threw a fit, seeing no clothes left on the pool.
"You commited illegalness! I apprehend you now! Kekekeke-"
Marx stole Hyness's hood, smiling at the thievery as the usually loud Hyness became quiet.
Then all of a sudden...
"Scam! Scam! Marx killed my hood!"
Francisca stood up and pointed her own weapon at Marx. "Marxie, you do not kill Ms. Hyness's hood!"
Thus, a second chase ensued.
…
Kirby began to make Hyness calm down as the situation developed like it was a ONE™ game. ONE™ was a card game involving types of clothes, but you have to match them either by amount or by color to progress. The last person with no cards left wins. But it was bad, and it was trouble. It ends friendships.
And it did not end them beautifully.
Oh, no, it was brutal. Tragic.
Hyness slowly pushed Kirby aside. The creature raised his arms as a chant rose to the sky.
"Oh, lord of ONE™! Strike these fools down with your thunder!"
A few flashes of lightning occured. Then, a single pack of cards flew from the sky above and into Hyness's hands. "I have received the holy card, the heart of ONE™!"
Star Dream came down from the sky too, to regulate the game. "TEAM MODE INITIATED. 100 CARDS SELECTED. ALL. PARTICIPANTS. MUST. PLAY," it stated, as multiple lights shone down on select teams.
Hyness, Kirby, and Dedede (along with Bandana) had light shone on them, as Taranza, Marx, and Francisca had another shone on them.
Magolor, Flamberge, and Partizanne was the final group.
The three teams were distributed cards began, and the game of arguments began with a shriek from Marx as he received what seemed to be the most powerful card in the game.
All the others drew four. The colors changed. Already, it was a bad start for the other two teams as Taranza smirked and Francisca yelled happily.
"So, use reverse, and I'll use reverse."
With that single sentence alone, Kirby's group was locked from playing as the two other teams engaged in a reverse duel. Eventually (it was a very long 'eventually'), Marx's team ran out of reverses, as Magolor reversed one final time and Taranza instead put a skip.
"I just want to die already…"
"Taranza, for goodness sake, don't prolong the game…"
Kirby's team was locked out, except because of another reason.
Another long period of time passed, and both teams ran out of reverses and skips. With that, Hyness can finally place a 'draw four' card. This developed into a streak of draw fours as the three teams passed the penalty to another team. The roll ended up not in Marx's favour, as they were smacked with a massive +72 card draw (courtesy of multiple 'draw fours' and 'draw twos').
Marx seethed at Magolor, while Francisca just started to get teary-eyed.
"Put that smile away, cheese lady."
"Who are you calling cheese lady, jester?" Partizanne's tone moved to a dangerous level, still smiling, but not smiling due to their advantage.
"Shit!" Dedede swore, as Magolor's team finished their deck. It was only two teams now. ONE™ was just getting started.
"Language, you fat king!" Francisca hollered, intently focused on a plan to turn their situation around.
Taranza smiled.
Reverse.
Reverse.
Reverse.
Reverse.
Reverse.
"Rever- how many reverses is this!?" Kirby gawked at the number they've got. It was about 20 cards total. And then they started using skips, which increased that number to 50 cards. An amount of 'draw fours' later, and with unlucky draws, Hyness had to take the 32 or so cards that were in the never-ending pile.
"And checkmate," Taranza flung his team's last card at the middle pile. Dedede, in response, had thrown his cards at the spider (Bandana tried to hold him back).
Star Dream beep-booped again. "WINNERS: TAKE SOME CLOTHING."
Clothing appeared in the sky, which Magolor grabbed and dove into immediately. The other two girls took it with… mixed reactions.
Star Dream turned to Kirby.
"LOSER'S PENALTY: BEAT THIS DRAGON."
Landia materialized in front of Kirby's team. He looked irate at Star Dream, knowing that Kirby was not at fault. The dragon split into four and bit Star Dream into pieces, before zooming into space.
Dedede was still angry at Taranza. Francisca cried, but with tears of joy at winning the game. Marx hated Magolor with a passion now. Magolor… was neutral towards everyone.
So, in the end, clothing was the main cause of this hellish game, turning the situation to where everyone loses regardless if they've won the game or not.
…
"What a rip off! Cheap materials! Even if I win, I still lose! What is this!?"
AN:
I swear, Magolor ain't into some funny business.
Now, I could've just stood silent and fixed it, but I wanted to write a short omake, so here we are. Enjoy the whole 1k of this omake.
What is an omake, you might ask? Well, an omake is an extra non-canon part of a story (at least, that's the general definition in writing).
The whole thing was based on the typo I made in chapter 3, which is now fixed. Hopefully, chapter 4 won't have as many errors and name switches.
icanwrite13: Taranza is now a dork. Also, Marx'll get in trouble. A lot. I think. It depends on the mischief he causes.
Kirbzarmon: Whoops, didn't notice that when I proofread it. I use my phone to write the story, as well as to proofread it, so errors are inevitable, at least in my case. Anyways, it's fixed! Consider this chapter a separate continuation of the typo.
Rate and review, please. I need it. I think.