"YOU KNOW WHAT PSIRENA?! I DON'T LIKE YOU!!!YOU ARE A !#$%^&*)(&$##$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Annabeth screamed the sky.

"I wouldn't have said that if I were you!"

"Oh ya?! What are you going to do?!"

Annabeth suddenly found herself in an auditorium with a bunch of Percabeth fangirls surrounding her from every side. "Where am I?!" Up on stage the curtains pulled back to show Percy and Luke under a single spotlight. "Barbie Girl" suddenly starts playing out of nowhere and Luke is wearing a dress. Luke sings all of Aqua's parts and Percy sings all of Rene's.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Annabeth screams, her eye twitches and the music ends. "Now where am I?!" She looked around and the auditorium and noticed that the auditorium has changed into the "Thriller" music video.

"NO!!!!!!! ANYTHING BUT MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

An evil laugh echoed around her. Luke was dancing Michael's part and the rest of the camp served as the back up dancers. The song ended and the scene transforms into Percy's school. "Now where- you know what? I'm not going to question it anymore." The class was filled with students doing a normal class lesson and Rachel is seated next to Percy, when all of a sudden the teacher whiped out a boom box and hit play. "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift started playing and Rachel jumped up on top of her desk and danced like it's her own concert.

She opens her mouth and began singing in a perfect voice equivalent to that of Taylor Swift herself:

You're on IM
With Annabeth
She's upset
She's going off about
Something that you said
She doesn't get your humor
Like I do

I'm in my room
It's a typical Tuesday night
I'm listening to the kind of music
She doesn't like
She'll never know your story
Like I do

But she wears armor
I wear paint chips
She's from Athena's cabin
And I'm just a mortal
Dreaming about the day
When you wake up and find
That what you're looking for
Has been here the whole time

If you could see
That I'm the one
Who understands you
Been here all along
So why can't you
See you belong with me
You belong with me.

Walking the streets
With you and your half blood Tee
I can't help thinking
This is how it ought to be
Laughing on a park bench
Thinking to myself
Hey, isn't this easy?

And you've got a smile
That could light up this whole town
I haven't seen it in awhile
Since she brought you down
You say you're fine
I know you better than that
Hey whatcha doing
With a demigod like that?

She wears camp shirts
I wear T-shirts
She's from Athena's cabin
I'm just a mortal
Dreaming about the day
When you wake up and find
That what you're looking for
Has been here the whole time

If you could see
That I'm the one
Who understands you
Been here all along
So why can't you
See you belong with me
Standing by and
Waiting at the border
All this time
How could you not know
Percy
You belong with me
You belong with me.

Oh, I remember
You running to my house
In the middle of the night
I'm the one who makes you laugh
When you know you're about to cry
And I know your favorite songs
And you tell me about your dreams
Think I know where you belong
Think I know it's with me

Can't you see
That I'm the one
Who understands
Been here all along
So why can't you see?
You belong with me.

Have you ever thought
Just maybe
You belong with me?

She jumped off her desk and kissed Percy on the cheek. Apparently there was a Prachel fangirl among the rest because someone squealed and then disappeared beneath the mob of angry Percabeth fangirls.

"Now choose! Rachel or Annabeth?!" the teacher yelled.

"Wait!" Annabeth yelled. "Don't I get a turn?!"

"Sure….." the teacher sneered.

A stage appeared out of nowhere and Annabeth found herself suddenly standing on it front and center. She lifted the microphone that somehow magically appeared in her hand and began to sing to "Hey Stephan" another Taylor Swift song:

Hey Percy, I know looks can be deceiving but I know I saw a light in you
As we walked we were talking and I didn't say half the things I wanted to
Of all the girls tossing rocks at your window
I'll be the one waiting there even when it's cold
Hey Percy, boy you might have me believing I don't always have to be alone.

Cause I can't help it if you look like a god
Can't help I if I want you on my quest so
Come feel this magic I've been feeling since I met you
Can't help it if there's no one else
I can't help myself

Hey Percy, I've been holding back this feeling
So I've got some things to say to you
I seen it all so I thought but I never seen anyone shine the way you do
They you walk, the way you walk, the way you say my name
It's beautiful, wonderful, don't you ever change
Hey Percy, why are people always leaving?
I think you and I should stay the same

Cause I can't help it if you look like a god
Can't help I if I want you on my quest so
Come feel this magic I've been feeling since I met you
Can't help it if there's no one else
I can't help myself

They're dimming the street lights
You're perfect for me why aren't you here tonight?
I'm waiting alone now so come on and come out and pull me near
Shine, shine, shine

Hey Percy I could give you fifty reasons why I should be the one you choose
That other girls, well she's beautiful but would she fight Kronos with you?

Cause I can't help it if you look like a god
Can't help I if I want you on my quest so
Come feel this magic I've been feeling since I met you
Can't help it if there's no one else
I can't help myself

Cause I can't help it if you look like a god
Can't help I if I want you on my quest so
Come feel this magic I've been feeling since I met you
Can't help it if there's no one else
I can't help myself
Myself, can't help myself
I can't help myself.

Annabeth put the microphone down and the class went wild. Annabeth looked up at the ceiling and said,"Psirena? Why are you so messed up?"

"It's a gift darling!" said Psirena.

"Are we done now?"

"Yes want to go back?"

"Ya. OH! Wait! I just have one more thing to do!" Annabeth walked up to Rachel and punched her in the face.

"DAMN!!!" the class said in unison, and Annabeth found herself back at camp.

"WAIT! PERCY DIDN'T CHOOSE!!"

DUN DUN DUNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!