Okay everyone, I've recieved alot of questions asking why the characters flash around to different places without describing how they got there. The answer is that I control this "world" if you read it you'll notice that they interact with me alot . The characters are suposed to be OOC just a tad and I knw that Percy could never get high off of a Monster but that's the joke. Characters will pop out of no where the disappear because I CONTROL THIS LITTLE WORLD! They will be singing one minute and then be gone because I AM CONTROLING IT! You'll also notice that they get confused as to why its happening because they too have n o idea how they got where they are. I personally am not on crack, just humerous. I am a big Taylor Swift fan so you'll se some references to her. Some people have asked what the point to this story is.... THERE IS NO POINT!!! It's just somthing to make you laugh! So until next chapter, may the gods be with you my fellow young half-bloods. *chinese gong sound*

"I hate our author!" Annabeth yelled, "Rick is who-knows-where and this wierd Psirena person has taken over!"

"Calm down Annabeth...." Percy sighed, "We can't do anything..... She controls this whole world! We can't do anything. She could just write us to some other place and we'd be stuck there forever until she felt like putting us back."

"AHHHHH!!!!!!" Annabeth yelled. They were sitting outside the dining pavilion but were somehow, randomly, on the beach in California.

"See?"

"Sorry!" Anabeth yelled at the sky. They were suddenly back at the dining pavillion. Grover came running up to them and proudly anounced, "I know where Psirena lives! I know how to get there too!"

"And we should trust you, why? You were the one who gave Percy that Monster so how do we know this isn't another trick?" Annabeth scowled.

"Because I really don't want to get thrown into the Ares cabin again. They tried to set me on fire!" he cringed, "Almost succeded too...."

"Then you'd better be telling the truth!" Percy said.

"Oh I am! Ok, so all we need to do is-" They were suddenly infront of an elevator. Above the elevator was a sign that read, 'Psirena's house, 4th floor.'

"Nevermind..." Grover sighed as the elevator doors opened. They stepped inside but they weren't alone. In the corner was a strange purple armadillo wearing a top hat. It wasstanding in the corner facing the wall, it didn't get off. On its back was a 'Hello my name is' tag. Aparently his name was Chad. Below his name in small print it said, 'Yes, I'm gay!' (I AM NOT IMPLYING THAT GAY PEOPLE ARE WIERD!!!) As Percy pressed the button for the 4th floor, two things happened simultaniously.

1) The gay armadillo named Chad made an explosion noise out of no where. And...

2) Percy jumped when the button shocked him, smiling, he went back for more.

"Percy!" Annabeth scolded. Percy dropped his hand, "Sorry..."

The elevator took longer than it should have. It rose up and up and up. Ocasionally, Chad would meow. The elevator stopped so quickly that the group was thrown to the ground. Chad remained standing, completely unfazed. Instead of dinging the elevator played 'Girlfriend' by Avril Lavigne. After peeling themselves off the ground they exited the elevator and looked back watching Chad the gay purple meowing armadillo finally turn around and press the button to go down. "Good Day" he said politely tipping his top hat and winking at Percy. Percy shuddered. As the doors closed Chad asummed the fetal position and screamed, "ITS THOSE VOICES AGAIN!!!" He whacked his fore head repeatedly with his wierd claw hand things, "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!" Annabeth twitched and the doors finally shut.

"He was a delightful armadillo!" Grover fawned. Percy and Annabeth just stared at him.

"What?" he asked inocently. Annabeth shook her head and lead them through the massive hall they were now in. They came to an office type-of-room. Inside was a large office desk and chair which was facing the opposite direction.

"I've been expecting you." Psirena smiled, spinning her chair around to look at them.

"I'm sure." Annabeth said, clearly annoyed. That's when they all noticed that Psirena had a large, beautiful green mermaid tail.

"Whoa." They all said in unison, all in awe of it. She wore a shell bra with pearl straps and had pearls woven into her long, flowing brown hair.

"Look," Annabeth said regaining composure, "We wanted to ask if you could maybe, just maybe try making the stories a little tiny bit more normal."

"We?" Percy asked, apalled. Annabeth elbowed him in the ribs.

"Hmmmm....... Maybe...... But what do I get out of this?" Psirena asked.

"Umm...... What do you want?" Annabeth asked confused.

"OH! I KNOW! PUT NICO IN HIS OWN PERSONAL TORTURE CHAMBER!" Psirena giggled. She swished her tail in the air.

"OK....... How do we find him?" Annabeth asked. Psirena smiled and started typing madly on the lap top on the desk. Nico popped into existance next to Percy and looked around bewildered.

"This isn't the emo convention!" Nico complained.

"But first, a little challenge...." Psireana anounced, she swished her tail one last time and fluttered her fingers waving god-bye to Percy alone. She pressed a key on her keyboard and a boat apperared beneath them and then the ocean around it. Annabeth stayed calm but turned her atantion to Percy.

"So, who won the singing contest?" Annabeth asked suspiciously.

Percy started sweating nervously, "Well you were both awsome singers....."

Annabeth grabbed him by the neck and thrust his head into the ocean.

"I ASKED WHO WON!!! TELL ME WHO WON!!!" She yelled. She pulled his head out.

"Ummm...... Taylor Swift! I pick Taylor Swift!" He yelled, stupid Percy...... Annabeth dunked his head in again.

"You could at least get wet! Who won?!"

"YOU! YOU! YOU!" He yelled.

Nico just backed cautiously to the edge of the bout. Grover just stared at Nico like the dead man he was.

"What?" Nico asked self conciously.

"Your gonna have to take one for the team man...."