After Annabeth tried unsuccessfuly to drown Percy.... twice....... They were magically transported back to camp. Upon arriving they ezplained everything to Chiron while Nico stood obliviously out of earshot.

"We need to borrow your room." Percy told Chiron.

"Anything to stop this madness." Chiron agreed.

"Nico!!!" Grover called. Nico walked over cautiously. (SP) Once he was with in arms reach Percy and Annabeth grabbed him and dragged him toward the big house.

"NO! WAIT! WHERE ARE WE GOING?!" Nico shouted as his heels left tracks in the dirt. Grover followed explaining.

"WHAT?! NO WAY MAN! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN GOING TO DO?! WHAT IF I GAVE YOU SOME DIRT ON SOMEONE PERCY?!" Nico shouted trying to bribe his way out.

"Dirt on who?" Percy asked stopping in his tracks.

"You can't be serious." Annabeth protested.

"Shush Wise Girl! On who, Nico?"

"Thalia." Nico whispered sadistically, fitting for a son of Hades....

"Sweet." Percy beamed, "Well let's see!"

"You promise you won't throw me in a torture room if I do?"

"I promise I won't"

"Ok...." Nico fished a golden drachma out of his pocket and told Percy to bend some water from a water bottle into a mist.

"Oh godess! Accept my offering!" Nico threw the coin into the mist Percy had created. "Thalia, Daughter of Zeus."

The mist shimmered and Nico checked his watch nervously. "It's about the right time." he murmured.

Thalia apeared in the mist. Everything aroud her was black, including her clothes. She raised a lightning bolt shaped blade (Ha! Irony!) to her arm and made a shallow gash. Blood oozed from it and she grabbed the cut in pain.

"Ow! It hurts so good!" she whispered. Percy, Annabeth, and Grover all stared at the image in disbelief.

"Thalia?" Percy said. Thalia looked up in surprised.

"What the?!" Thalia exclaimed, "I want to be there!" She yelled at the ceiling. The IM disapeared and Thalia, full, real, and..... well..... pissed...... was standing in front of them. Nico tried to run but Thalia caught him by his neck, holding him above the ground so that he couldn't get away.

"You were stalking me AGAIN?!" Thalia shreiked.

"This has happened before?!" Percy and Annabeth exclaimed in unison.

"Yes!" Thalia screamed, her arm was bleeding still, "he is a filthy little stalker!"

"Your a stalker too!" Nico shouted, "You've been stalking Percy ever since he got high off Monster!" Thalia looked embaressed.

"Yes I have you little brat! But I know what they wanted to do to you and now I'm going to carry it through!" Thalia admited. Percy twitched, "She's my cousin! That's just wierd...... She's a closer cousin than Nico too....." Percy shuddered. Thalia dragged Nico to the Big House while shocking him so hard Nico looked like he was convulsing. Thalia marched inside and threw Nico into Chiron's room magically producing a record from behind her back adn slapping it onto the record player. She set it up and got it ready to play and ran out of the room and locked the door, laughing meniacly. Annabeth and Percy watched in horror as "If Your Happy and You Know It." started playing. Nico screamed and clawed at the door furiously.

"Clap underworld boy! Clap!" Thalia yelled. Nico stopped clawing at the door.

"I can't hear you clapping!" Two weak claps were heard. The song ended and changed into the "My Little Ponies" theme song. A blood curdling, chills-up-and-down-your-spine scream sounded from behind the door. It was so loud and awful that it's reverbirations are still being heard to this day. Yes, that is what that ringing sound in your ears is. Not another peep was heard from the room. The song ended and Thalia catiously opened the door. Nico had hit himself over the head with one of Chiron's snow globes, knocking himself unconcious. Thalia stamped her foot in defeat.

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When Nico woke up he noticed he was in the same room but his butt stung. He took a look..... and there, on his ass was a large rainbow tatoo. It had clouds and sparkles around it too. Nico screamed and ran out to the meadow outside of the Big House. He furiously dug at the ground and buried himself. The whole camp had gathered to watch. Percy's eyes widened, "Wait then that leaves you," he said pointing at Thalia, "and me....." Percy started digging a grave of his own. He turned and saluted Thalia saying, "The prophecy is all yours Cuz!" He got ready to jump into the pit but Annabeth caught his shirt collar and pulled him away saying, "Oh no you don't prophecy boy!" Percy groaned. Thalia turned to look at Annabeth,

"So when do you think we should tell Nico the tatoo is fake?"

Annabeth shrugged.