Ok, I know I haven't updated in a while so don't kill me! This one actually happened! Just imagine me as Percy and Annabeth as my BFF Emma. This really did happen but during a text conversation.

Annabeth was walking to the archery range when Percy ran up and held out the shiny new cell phone his mom had given him.

"I licked my phone!" Percy anounced to Annabeth. Percy laughed evily.

"What the-?"

"Well I was eating some chocolate pudding and some pudding got on the screen of my phone and... well..... I REALLY LOVE PUDDING! I heart you Pudding!" Percy looked at the pudding cup in his other hand adoringly and continued in a small voice,"I heart you too, Percy! Now pudding and I shall rule the world together!!! Mwahahahahaha!!!" he was talking to himself, or rather, the pudding now. Annabeth backed up nervously. "We shall now rule the world!!! We shall start with the JELL-O kingdom!! We will dominate them!!!" Percy turned back to look at his pudding cup,"But JELL-O is my girlfriend!!!" he said in that tiny voice. "All is fair in love and war!!! How?! I-! I don't know......"

"Percy? Do I need to get the nice men in white coats?" Annabeth asked hesitantly.

"No!" Percy cried, "The men in white coats are mean! They don't get a jacket for my pudding too! It's cold outside! Have they no consideration for my pudding?! They plan to put me in that soft yellow room but I won't let them! I demand my room to be painted BLUE!!!"

Annabeth noticed for the first time that Percy was coated in a thick layer of chocolate pudding from head to toe.

"How much Pudding have you had today? Alot?" she inquired.

Percy stopped talking to himself and turned to look at her, "Define, alot....."

Annabeth put 2 fingers in her mouth and whistled sharply. Two men in white coats apeared and coaxed Percy into a white straight jacket.

"Wait!" Percy yelled. "What about my pudding?!" One of the men reached into his pocket and pulled out a pudding cup sized jacket and put it on the pudding.

"Whoa, does this happen alot in your line of work?" Annabeth asked him.

The man shook his head and jerked his chin toward Percy who was demanding his yellow room be blue this time, and said,"Nope, just alot with THIS kid in particular. Ussually its the pudding cup but sometimes its a water bottle..... He likes to insist he's the son of Poseidon and that he can bend the water before he just crushes the whole bottle with his hands to make it explode....... Needless to say, he's not aloud to eat sugar......." Then they carried Percy away to his new squishy blue room and carried his coated pudding in tote. Percy's last remark before they closed the doors of his blue room?

"If Jimmy cracked corn and nobody cared, why'd they write a song about it?"

IMPORTANT!!! MUST READ ENTIRE AUTHOR"S NOTE!!! IMPORTANT!!!

Ok, I know it was short but I think it's one of the best chapters so far! This is what happens when you lock me in a cramped room for long periods of time, I come out spouting this crap! So I'm sorry I threatened to stop the story! I got alot of angry emails asking me why I would even dream of such a thing and then they threatened to find me if I didn't continue so I made the wise decision to continue it..... By the way, updates might be few and far between for a little while because my synchronized swimming team made it all the way to REGIONALS!!! YAY!!! So if we make it past regionals e'll be flying to Florida for Nationals and I'll have tons of new funny stuff to add to this becasue synchro and school is where all of my ideas come from. In the next chapter I will be giving Annabeth some contacts and anyone who knows what I mean will be saying at this very instant, "OH CRAP!!! I CAN"T BELIEVE SHE"S GOING TO DO THIS!!! OMG EVERYONE!!! RUN!!!" Why? Because it's my craziest idea yet! So I hope you all like it! The chapter after that will have somthing to do with cabbages an squirels............ MAIL ME YOUR IDEAS! IF I LIKE THEM I"LL USE THEM!!!