Hey everyone.... I have some bad news.... my team and I didn't make it to Nationals...... we cried for about an hour, why? We missed our ticket to Nationals by five 100ths of a point. Talk about close. But this chapter is dedicated to and involves my teammates and our many adventures this weekend as well as my best friend. Enjoy........ ;-( Oh! BTW I used some of your guys' ideas!

Once again, Annabeth had to provoke the author....... she yelled up at the sky because she was angry that Psirena had not kept her promise to keep things to a level of normalcy. Percy tried anxiously to calm her so that she wouldn't get everyone killed. Psirena heard Annabeth and decided to straighten her out but she couldn't do it alone, she would need the help of her synchro team mates! So she parted the clouds in the sky and rolled her wheel chair down a shaft of light into the middle of Camp Half-Blood followed by her team mates.

"Annabef," Psirena said very seriously, "We are going to teach you wonth and for all to rethpect your author." For some reason each of her team mates were all holding power tools and Chad was sitting on her shoulder.

"Did you just call me Annabef?" Annabeth asked. Psirena whacked her wheel chair in anger and her mermaid tail curled in frustration.

"I jusf had my pawete widener (Palate Widener) put in!" she yelled, "It maketh me talk funny! Get them!" The team imediately obeyed, descending on the camp. Dylan attacked Percy and with a girlish shriek he hit the ground and she started knawing on poor Percy's head. Liza punched Annabeth in the face and yelled, "Percy is mine!" and they both drew their swords and dueled for Percy. Liza pulled out a can of green spray paint and sprayed Annabeth in the face. Spiderman apeared out of no where and pointed at Annabeth and yelled, "Green Goblin!!!" and chased Annabeth using his spider like abilities as Annabeth ran screaming from his spiderness.

Grace didn't really understand what was going on so she challenged Clarisse to an armwrestling match that she greatly accepted. Grace won and when Clarisse objected Grace sicked her army of squirels on her.

Sara headed over to the Aphrodite cabin and started teaching the campers how to mix Henna mud with makeup to make it permanent. Coach Paula went with her and painted all the Aphrodite cabin's as well as her own nails the brightest shade of pink you can imagine. Talk about eyeball scorching!

Nikki headed to the Pegasai stables and started tying them all together and making them fly as she did back flips across their backs in mid air and Frankie was painting the Big House green with the LAS logo on it. After she finnished painting she went inside with Chad and sat in the closet giggling' "Hehe! Pudding! Its pudding!"

Coach Karen and Rachel (Not PJO Rachel) took PJO Rachel down to the pool Psirena created and started teaching PJO Rachel how to do synchronized swimming and Coach Karen was coaching with her ussual rhetorical questions that made PJO Rachel start spouting prophecies.

Psirena went to the border and greeted Edward Cullen who was trying to get in to claim a kid. (He IS the god of handsomness!) Psirena refused.

"Is there some kind of toll I can pay then?" he asked.

"Yes." Psirena replied.

"Well, what is it?"

"Let me lick you!" Psirena giggled. Edward looked disgusted but eventually gave in and covered his eyes and put out his arm. Psirena licked it and he shuddered.

"Now carry me!" Psirena demanded. He picked her up out of her wheel chair and carried her with one arm under her tail and the other under her arms in front of him. Meanwhile Emma was acussing the newly apeared Selina of being Krono's spy which lead to a "Ya-huh." "Nuh-uh" fight'

"So your telling me that those necklaces that you, Luke, AND Kronos have are just coincidences?" Emma said incredulously.

"Yes!" Selina yelled which lead to another "Ya-huh." "Nuh-uh" fight'

By the end of the day Spiderman had caught Annabeth and tied her up and gagged her with his webbing and Dylan, Liza, Rachel, Grace , Sara, Frankie, Psirena, Nikki, Coach Paula and Coach Karen, Emma , Edward Cullen AND CHAD TOO were gathered around the camp fire. They alla laughed and listened as Chad the Gay Purple Armadillo that wears a top hat (Again, I am not implying that gay people wear top hats) told stories about how Zac Efron needed a rape whistle.