Lots of demands for more Taylor Swift parodies! Here's one!
After they had finnished listening to Chad's stories about Zac Efron needing a rape whistle, Rachel apeared in a cloud of smoke. She coughed and waved her arms around to disipate the smoke. She realized people were watching her and she struck a pose. She had a microphone in her hand and music started playing out of now where. Apparently she hadn't read The Last Olympian yet and she thought the war was yet to come.... She started singing to Percy.
Any day now
They're talking war
I can see the light that's in your eyes
They're not talkin
A week or two
Oh Percy can I go with you?
Oh Percy can I go with you?
You pack a suitcase
And take a picture from the wall
I always knew this time would come
When I ask how long
You think you're gonna be
You say "Eh, this crazy world's come undone"
Summer's over
And leaves begin to fall
And another winter's on the way
I knew I wasn't gonna take this very well
But I'd give everything to have you here today.
Everyday now
They're talking war
I know this time has been
Like its never been before
We're not talking
About a week or two
Oh Percy can I go with you?
Oh Percy can I go with you?
Oh Percy can I go with you?
She stopped and looked at Percy expectantly who didn't even glance up replying, "No." The random persone apeared and yelled, "DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"and disapeared. Then Annabeth whispered somthing in Chad's ear thatmade him smile evily and chase Rachel who ran screaming.
"what did you tell him?" Percy asked.
"That Rachel was a homophob!"