Alya Cesaire was having a perfectly normal morning. She had woken up, got dressed, ate breakfast, checked the Ladyblog, walked the twins to school, and was now in class talking to her boyfriend(because I don't want to deal with any o the shit where Nino and Alya are really good friends but aren't dating, not that I'm saying the actual ics are shit I just hate when that happens) about his newest remix while waiting or Adrien and marinette to walk into the class. Her lips quirked as she thought about it. Knowing Mari, she'd stumble into class ten minutes late and-
Her thoughts trailed off as she heard two familiar voices. "Aw, you have got to be kitten me! We have a physics test today? Why was I not told about this?" Adrien asked some unknown(but we all know it's Mari, I just really want to troll Alya today, in my fantasies and here) person, his voice becoming dramatic. "Really, it's so un-fur-tunate that we couldn't study together. I find it paw-sitivly claw-ful that we didn't use this time to bee with each other."
Alya was incredulous. She looked at Nino, who just had a resigned expression on his face. He shook his head, as if 'see what I have to deal with?'
"Really Kitty?" Mari's voice came closer as they walked towards the classroom. Marinette is talking to Adrien as he's making cat puns and flirting with her and she somehow manages to reprimand him? What the hell? "Four cat puns and a bee pn? Really? Can't you ever just bee-have? I swear, i you make one more pun, I will fling you off the Eiffel Tower. I've done it before, and I will do it again."
They came into view of the classroom. "Okay, that's just not fair," Adrien accused. "First you say I shouldn't be using so many puns, and then you make one o your own! What is this poor tragic cat to do?" he put a hand to his heart to emphasise his predicament. Normally Mari would be dying, but now just a light blush dusted her cheeks as she bopped him on the nose and pushed him away in an affectionate manner so intimate, you'd have to know them really well to cat-ch the small conversation they had through a glance. In the end, Adrien just sighed and nodded, walking to his seat next to Nino.
And when Marinette slipped back into her seat next to Alya, she just had one thing to say. And say it she did. "What the Hell?!"