Now everybody, all together now!!!!! And..... GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *global happy dance* Whooo!!!!!!!!!! Just so you know I was Caramelldansen for 3 hours with my team mates to come up with this chapter!!! No joke!!!

Annabeth (still in frog form) jumped into the mountain of pudding as soon as Psirena left. Percy was eating it all so fast he almost didn't realize when he made lip contact with froggy Annabeth and she changed back. He slowly realized that wet frog lips had just touched his and started coughing and sputtering in disgust.

"EW! I'm never eating pudding again!" he shouted as he ran to a random and strangly convenient hover craft nearby. He got in and sped out to sea hovering across the top of the rolling water. Annabeth dusted herself off unecessarily and smiled, glad to be back in her human... well half human... form. They watched Percy's hover craft disappear beyond the horizon for a few seconds and then come racing back. He reached the shore again and hopped out of his hover craft. The seats of the hover craft were overflowing with eels and ..... spanish books? Yes, Spanish books.

"I understand hw you got the eels from out there on the ocean but the spanish books?" Annabeth said. Percy just shrugged. The Jonas Brothers apeared and so did Chad the gay purple armadillo that wears a top ha (I'm not saying that gay people wear top hats) and has a funny english accent. They all started playing Poison Ivy.

"Stop it! We get it! No body likes itchy poison ivy! We got it! There's no need to write a song about it! Your just saying the same thing over and over!" Percy acussed.

"Shut up Percy!" Annabeth said, "Its more than that! It's deeper... It's Nicks poetic soul..." she sighed and Percy gagged. Psirena apeared and grabbed a confused Nick who kept singing.

"He's mine! So is Han Solo and Luke Skywalker and Edward Elric and Edward Cullen!" Psirena said.

"Whoa, whoa , whoa! You can HAVE all those other guys but Luke Skywalker and Edward Elric are SO MINE!" Annabeth shot back.

"Oh no you didn't! Somebody's gonna get F#$ed up!"

"Bring it!" They start fighting and Chad grabbed a random whicker basket and stuffs all the eels inside.

"Why are you taking all the eels?" Percy asked.

"It's sushi night at my Gay Club. I guess I'l bring some Inari." he said simply in his funny english accent, "Hey, wanna come?"

"Heck no!" Percy replied immediately. But Chad pounced on him and tied him up. He started dragging Percy and his basket of eels away.

"HEY! Where's MY rape whistle?!" he yelled. Annabeth stopped fighting with Psirena and looked over at him.

"Why don't you ask RACHEL?" she said. Everyone in the camp yelled "DAMN!!!" Rachel stood nochalantly off to the side spinning a whistle on her finger that has Percy's name engraved on it. She realized what was happening and hid it behind her back. Everyone looked at her questioningly.

"What? He picked ANNABETH remember?"

"No, why are you HERE?" one camper asked.

"Oh, I have no idea.." she replied.

Luke Skywalker and Edard Elric apeared out of no where and started dueling. It was quite the epic battle. Emma apeared and gave Psirena and Annabeth some popcorn and they all sat down to watch the battle. After much monologing about who was better and insults thrown from Ed's side and mean glances from Luke's everyone said in unison,

"Somebody's gonna get F#$ed up!"

Ok, I know it wasn't my best but I thought it was fun! Ok, so wanna know how screwed up I am? I thought about making Percy return. Bu when he comes back everyone realizes he's walking funny.... I decided NOT to put that in there.... It's just so WRONG. If you don't get it ask someone ELSE to explain it to you. Chad is NOT a rapist! That's why i didn't put it in there. There I kinda explained it... Don't kill me! Lots of love to you all! See you either later this week or in 3 weeks. Estoy Triste! Review! Review! Review!