I haven't been on in so long! I think I might be going insane! Oh, wait... I was ALREADY insane! That's whatmakes this story possible! PJO On Crack; Brought to you by........... MIRANDA'S INSANITY!!!! A name, you can trust................ Oh, by the way. I'm on Facebook now! SO friend me! Look up Miranda Marquez and I'm t he one that goes to Canyon High School in Santa Clarits California! And, all the stuff in this chapter really did happen minus the cannon of course. Just imagine me as Percy and the other characters as my synchro friends from around the world....

The sun had risen above the camp and the day light shone through the windows of Percy's cabin like a thousand little pionts of light all hugging his body with their warmth in celebration of the new day...... (*vomits* Oh, God... Ok, sorry that was just so cheezy.... BACK TO THE STORY!) So Percy hopped out of bed and got ready for breakfast. He sprinted down to the eating pavilion and was greeted by smoked ham, the breakfast of champions. Literally. He looked around for Annabeth but he didn't see her. It wasn't like her to be late and he considered going back to find her but as soon as he spotted the bacon, he thought better of it and dove in head first.

Once Percy finished breakfast he went to check on Annabeth. She never showed up to breakfast. When he got to the cabin he saw Annabeth on her way out acompained by Clarisse.

"Well, they don't have any protein...." Percy caught from their conversation. He figured they MUST have been talking about breakfast so he decided to interject.

"Ya, they do. Bacon." he said. Annabeth just looked at him strangely.

"Umm... no they don't...." she said.

"Well, actually your right. They don't have bacon ANYMORE......" Percy admitted slightly embaressed that he was the cause of the lack of bacon.

"They never have and never WILL have bacon Percy..." Annabeth insisted.

"I was just there and they had bacon! I'm telling you, they have protein!!! Bacon is a source of protein and they have it!!!" He insisted.

"So, your telling me that there is bacon in mangoes.......????" she said.

"Huh?"

"Clarisse and I were just talking about how much we liked dried mangoes and I said I could probably live off of them. They've got sugars and antioxidants and potasium and stuff but then I realized that I couldn't live off of them because they didn't have any protein......" Annabeth explained slowly and clearly so that even Percy could understand.

"Oh...." was his genius reply, "Anyway! I have to call my friend from school!"

"Friend from school? Who is he?" Clarisse asked.

"Not he, she." Percy said. Annabeth's jaw dropped.

"What?! Did you NOT read The Last Olympian?! Do I have to sing, AGAIN?!" she was almost hysterical.

"What do you mean?" he said as he pressed 'Talk' on his cell phone. Annabeth was shocked and hurt that he risked using a cell phone at camp just to talk to this girl.

"Hey Rachel!" he said into the phone.

"RACHEL?!?!" Annabeth shreiked.

"Not Dare, her last name is Preale." Percy said as he waved his arm at her telling her to be quiet so that he could talk. Percy realized that his plan to make Annabeth jealous was working. He really didn't like this girl but she fit into his 'plan' well. But little did the others know that Clarisse was forming a plan too. She ripped the phone out of Percy's hand and quickly yelled into the mouthpiece; "PERCY IS TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH YOU!!!" and handed the phone back.

"Who was that? Was that a guy?" Rachel said on the other line. Percy SO didn't want this girl to think that he was in love with her and found him self sudenly blurting,

"YA! THAT WAS A GUY! IN FACT! THAT WAS MY GAY LOVER!" he shouted and then hung up. Clarisse punched him. She definitely was NOT a guy and walked away. Suddenly she was atacked by Chad out of no where who was screaming, "If anyone gets to be Percy's gay lover it's me!!!"

Annabeth started cracking up..... She understood now what had just happened.

"Your gonna pay for that!" She called over her shoulder as she ran toward her cabin laughing. Percy dreaded what he knew was coming....

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Later that night Percy was hoarding his pudding like he did every night before bed. Someone knocked on his cabin's door.

"Who is it?!" he called through the door.

"Its your gay lover! I've come to make out with you!" he recognized the voice as Annabeth's.

"Annabeth?" He said as he opened the door. No sooner had he opened the door than he found himself being pelted with JELL-O. Annabeth was shooting it out of a cannon!!!

WTF?!, Percy thought as he was hit with another blast of JELL-O.

"Gotcha!" Annabeth squealed as she ran away laughing. Percy chased after her with the intent to hug her and share the JELL-Oy goodness with her, when on his nightstand a scream went un-heard; his pudding cup screamed as a little tear rolled down its packaging,

"NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"