PJO on Crack Chapter 15: SUPER AWESOMENESS!, a percy jackson and the olympians fanfic

zOMG everyone! I have my bestest friends over and we have CHOCOLATE PUDDING!!!! AND FROSTING!!!! AND JELL-O!!!!!!!!!

Bob: I made slurping noises!

Emma: BLEH!

So anyway..... I have compiled ALL of my ideas into ONE BIG ULTRA MEGA SUPER AWESOME MINDBLOWING EYEBROW SEARING CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had to make up for my lack of summertime updates somehow! So enjoy everyone!

Emma: A guy in a jeep just drove by the window!

Bob: *slurping sound*

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One morning Annabeth woke up to the delicious smell of peaches and waffles. A strange combination to say the least but strangly it smelled wonderful! She followed her nose to the dinning pavillion where she met Percy. He was wearing an apron that read "Kiss the Demi-God!" with lipstick lips on each cheek.

"Hey Annabeth! I made waffles for you!"

"You just don't want to be shot with my JELL-O cannon again...." she said grogily. Suddenly Chad popped up from behind Percy's shoulder, "That's correct!" Chad said in his funny english accent. Maybe I should clarify, Chad is a gay purple armadillo that has a funny english accent and funny claw hand thingies that wears a top hat. (I'n not implying that gay people wear top hats.)

"So how was your night?" Percy asked. Annabeth stayed quiet....

*flashback*

It was a hard day and Annabeth was fast asleep when.......

"Summer camp beneath the stars
on the beach behind your cabin
You and I have made plans fror war Sometimes we don't need a thing
Just let it all fall into place
Everything I need will be right there by my side

And I know everything about you
I don't wanna fight without you

I'll pick up when you're knocked down
We gotta fight so we don't end up underground
Sometimes its just our duelsa
Well, you drive me crazy half the time
The other half I'm next to you against Kronos
To let you know that what I feel is true
And I don't wanna fight without you!

Just a half-blood boy and girl
Living in an Olympian's world
Trying to figure out what is and isn't good And though I try to hide my tears
God's secrets are our deepest fears
Through it all nobody suffers like you do

And you know you could destroy us all
You know that you can't live without me

And I don't wanna fight without you
When I'm with anybody else
It's so hard to be myself
And only you can't tell

While her cabins mates screamed,

"Stop singing like a squirel with a popped lung!" "You sound like a dying cow!"

*end flashback*

"Uneventful..." she replied.

"So, I figured we should do something exciting he said as Chad climbed into the waffle iron giggling, "Hehe! Tanning bed!"

"Like what?" she asked ignoring Chad.

"Nico is at camp...." he mused flashing an evil grin.

"Bring it!" Annabeth laughed as Percy set a large plate of peach waffles in front of her. Were waffles supposed to be orange? She didn't think so.... So she pushed it away and they headed to Nico's cabin. Inside Nico was performing some strange pagen ritual but Percy and Annabeth just marched straight in and grabbed him by the colar dragging him out to the stage. Percy took a tube of glitter and dumped it on Nico's head. Nico started screaming like he was possesed and thrashed like he had been hit with holy water.

"What is that stuff?" Annabeth asked.

"Its synchronized swimming glitter. It multipies inexplicably." he explained while Nico thrashed like he was convulsing. He was more terrified of these two than he was of Thalia. Annabeth dragged Nico to her cabin and tossed him onto her bed. Above her bed was a collage of Robert Pattinson pictures. Nico screamed, "AH!!!!! PRETTY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!" Chad popped out of no where and mumbled sadly, "Ya and Psirena won't buy him for me......" and with that he stomped out of the room.

Annabeth reached over to her purple boom box and hit play. Hannah Montana started blasting and Nico screamed again, "ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he tried to smash his head against the wall but Percy restrained him as he laughed uproariously. Thalia popped out of no where and helped Percy.

"Now that you've done this FOR me I suppose I should tell you that I put JELL-O in Annabeth's dinner and that's what makes her sing in her sleep!"

"WHAT?!" Annabeth screeched. "HAHA! YOU SING IN YOUR SLEEP?!" Percy laughed. Thalia handed Percy a Monster drink and Percy sped away without ever touching the ground. He kept running but stopped when he heard someone making noises that sounded oddly like a monkey. It was Chad.

"What are you doing?" Percy asked as Chad hit another Kung-fu pose.

"Training to become a ninja! OOH OH!" he replied.

"That's great!" Percy exclaimed giving him a thumbs up as he continued running at light speed. He hopped into his hover craft and no one saw him for 3 days.

Three days later, Annabeth asked him where he'd been, to which he repied,

"I joined the Teen Titans and replaced Aqualad for a while, we defeated PhsycoTech and so I left in my hover craft and went to Olympus to Ding-Dong-Ditch them but I got distracted by a story on Olympus Television. Apparently Zeus likes to sing to the Backstreet Boys in the shower and now even his rubber ducky won't bathe with him anymore." He rushed. Annabeth thought sadly about how her teddy bear wouldn't sleep with her for the same reason......

"That's probably just a rumor.." she said.

"Than explain THIS." he said as he shoved a random TV in her face. It showed Zeus IN the shower with his rubber ducky cowering in the corner as he sang, 'Quit Playing Games With My Heart' very badly.

"I could have lived my entire life and died happily without ever seeing that." Annabeth shuddered.

"I know, right?" Percy laughed. "Ok, now come with me!" He said as he grabbed her hand and pulled her toward his hover craft which had apparetly been suped up with enormous speakers and a microphone. He pulled her inside along with him and they started hovering above the camp.

"THIS IS ZEUS SPEAKING!!!!" Percy said in a deep voice into his microphone. Annabeth was stunned that he would do something so stupid. Impersonating a god?! But she didn't have alot of time to think anything more because they soon found themselves in a very large blue squishy room.

"YES!!!!!!!!" Percy enthused. "It worked!" He laughed insanely.

"Erre es Korakas Pudding! I will have your soul! This is the final straw!!!!!!!!!! She stood up and snapped her fingers. They suddenly found themselves on a boat with Grover.

"Percy, Psirena is always by the water. I want you to sense her out." Annabeth commanded.

"Ummm..... I don't sense her...." Percy said. Annabeth grabbed him by the neck and forced his head into the water,

"CAN YOU SENSE HER NOW?!" she yelled. SHe released him and he pulled his comlpetely dry head out and just stared at her. "I don't know what you were trying to acomplish doing that, I mean it's not like I was gonna get wet...." he sighed. Annabeth grabbed him and thrust his head into the water again. "GET WET DAMNIT!!!!"

"Ummm.... whyy am I here...?" Grover asked shyly.

"Comedic relief." Annabeth said as she released Percy's head. "Monkey!!!!" she shouted randomly. She clamped her hands over her mouth and her eyes widened in surprise. They sudddenly found themselves in an elevator with Chad. Percy noticed the buttons and pressed the one that read, "Top of page." and they shot upward. The elevator opened and Chad started practicing his ninja moves. They all hurried out of ther elevator and turned in time to see the elevator plumet to the ground and Chad scream like a little girl on a roller coaster in delight.

They were in an aquarium and Psirena in all her mermaidness swam in mid.....water..... infront of them. Annabeth opened her mouth to say something but Psirena interupted by sending them back to camp saying,

"Get over it."