Hi everyone! Sorry I haven't updated in a while! Emma and I are no longer friends so I didn't have any crackness to spring on someone that would be good enough for the story but th good news is.... I DON'T NEED HER!!!!!!!! That's right!!!!! Mwahahahah!!!!!!!! Oops! Sorry, lost my head there for a second! So anyway, this was the last idea I had from being friends with her and a bunch of new ones! I need reviews though people! I only get like 7 reviews a chapter and that makes me sad! Btw, I changed my screen name to Miranda Of The Tempest because Psirena is my book character and I am nothing like her. I also wanted to say, READ MY OTHER STORIES!!! PLEASE!!! REVIEW THEM!!! This story is everyone's favorite so I feel like my other stories get neglected! Once my other stories have some new reviews I will give you all 2, that's right, 2 new chapters of PJO On Crack!!!! I know this chapter is really short but I really just posted it to see how many people were still with me! Enjoy!

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Annabeth and Percy were in the archery range when they heard strange squeals of pealing laughter coming from the Ares cabin. They thought that for sure something must be going wrong if a child of Ares was laughing because that probably meant that they would have to call the camp's medics for the poor little camper that was hurt. Annabeth and Percy burst through the Ares cabin doors to find Clarisse rolling on the ground laughing hysterically. Chris sat on her bed looking confused.

"What in the name of Poseidon is going on in here?" Percy said. Clarisse had big fat tears rolling down her face.

"You know how Chris lost his mind in the labyrinth? And Dionysus cure him of his madness? Well some times he has litle mental breaks now and then and their down right hysterical!" Clarisse laughed.

"That's terrible!" Annabeth shouted. She assumed that Clarisse was making fun of Chris' horibble event but she was dead wrong because the just then something astounding happened. The air conditioner in the cabin kicked on. The old thing was so loud it made a couple banging sounds as it turned on.

"There's a hamster on the roof!" Chris whispered to Annabeth as if it were some big secret.

"I think he might be in a ball!" Chris giggled and Annabeth did too.

"You know what?" Chris whispered into Percy's ear.

"What?" Percy asked.

"There are tools living in the wall!"

"No way!" Percy said. Chris nodded excitedly and continued,"Ya! When they made this cabin some tools fell between the wals nd they forgot about them. And at night............they talk! Know what else?"

"What?"

"I like to pet kitties!" Chris giggled as he pulled away from Percy to stroke his imaginary cat. Clarisse started laughing all over again.

"Hey Clarisse!" Chris waved an arm at her to come closer. She did. "I have a story for you."

"Im listening."

"Okay, so a farmer is sheering his sheep and he has them all lined up to be shorn. Well One of them is very impatient and for every one sheep the farmer sheers the impatient sheep jumps over 2 other so he can get closer to the front of the line. But after 6 sheep he gets bored and lights the rest on FIRE!!!!!"

Percy started clapping wildly, "Best. Story. Ever."