"Okay, class! Today we will be talking about one of the most famous wizards of the 20th century" The History of Magic professor said (Binns finally retired) "Harry Potter. Can someone tell me something about him"
Four hands shot up, those hands belonging to Fred and Louis Weasley, James Potter and Alice Longbottom.
"Yes, Longbottom?"
"He makes bad dad jokes" She contributed
"He sings in the shower" Louis said
"He sucks at making pancakes" Fred said
"He and his wife never got past the honeymoon stage, so you have to knock before entering closed doors." This comment belonged to James.
"Not at all what I meant. Anybody else?"
"He killed Voldemort twice" A girl in the back spoke up
"Wrong" James called out "Voldemort didn't die the first time, because he had Horcruxes."
"Correct Mr. Potter, but please refrain from calling out." James raised his hand. "Yes?"
"He has an unhealthy obsession with the color purple. (Not the book, the color)"
"Can anyone ELSE tell me something about him?" A boy in the back raised his hand.
"His parents were Lily and James Potter" He shot a look at James, who was about to make a joke, "The first"
"Very good. Harry Potter is well known for being the only person to ever survive the killing curse, and for killing Voldemort"
"He's also known for almost getting expelled a bunch of times" James called out again
"You are pretty close to getting expelled yourself Potter! I suggest you shut your mouth."
"Okay, okay. Geez."