Um, hello again... Sorry I've been gone for a littlw while.... heh heh...... *nervous sweating* I've just been really busy and now I feel really bad for not updating. Emma and I are friends again and all is cool and fruity, Yes I really did just say that. There will be another chapter up tomorrow as well so don't worry. Review or else I won't update tomorrow! That review # needs to go up. Thank you and enjoy.
It was a normal day as far as normal days go in Camp Half-Blood. The only difference was that today a volcano had mysteriously apeared in the middle of the camp. Annabeth was inspecting it furiously. She ran all over it looking and taking in every inch of the mysterious mountain. She was so angry because she knew that this was the work of Psirena.
"Psirena!" She yelled up at the sky as Percy emerged from his cabin to try to calm her flaming temper. A shaft of light shot down from the sky and Psirena rolled down it on her wheel chair with a purple armadillo perched on her shoulder. His name was Chad and he was a gay purple armadillo with a funny english accent, a top hat, (I'm not suggesting that gay people wear top hats) and funny claw hand thingys. Psirena descended all the way onto the ground and Chad hid in her long hair shyly. Her tail and scaled bikini shimmered brightly in the sunlight.
"Can I help you?" she said seductively to Percy. Percy hid behind Annabeth and Annabeth's temper flamed brighter.
"What the hell have you done?!" Annabeth nearly shreiked.
"I believe I can answer that." another voice said. It hadn't come from anyone visible. Suddenly a girl popped out of no where and stood next to where Psirena and Chad had just been. They were gone. The girl laughed. She had short black hair and brown eyes. She was short and dressed in a Robin costume minus the mask. The costume was a girl-ifyed Robin with a green mini skirt and long plastic boots.
"I am Miranda." she said. She noticed how she was dressed and snapped her fingers turning the costume into a sparkly black skirt and white tshirt.
"What happened to Psirena? How did she bring you here?" Annabeth said, stunned by what had just happened.
"Psirena brought me here? Ha! I created Psirena! Therefore I have more power!" she snorted.
"What?!" Annabeth's jaw dropped.
"That's right. I am not Psirena. I am Miranda." Annabeth shook her head as if to clear it.
"I don't really care. What is that volcano doing here?" Annabeth said pointing to the massive landform.
"You wanna know something? My left ear isn't really an ear. It's a portal to Chad." Miranda said as she crossed her arms over her chest and leaned on one leg.
"What? No, look I just want to know why there's a giant vol- Is that Nico?" she said as she looked at the top of the volcano at a figure dragging another up to the top of the volcano. It was Nico and he was dressed in a black Snuggie like the ones you see on TV dragging Chris up to the volcano's mouth.
"Snuggies are actually the uniform of the volcano god cult." Miranda pointed out absently waving her hand at it like it was nothing.
"Let's go stop him! This can't be good!" Percy yelled as he pulled Annabeth after him up the volcano to Nico and Chris.
"Nico? What are you doing now....?" Percy sighed.
"Sacrifice to volcano god!" Nico shouted waving his arms around menacingly over a bound and gagged Chris. "Every 100 years volcano comes up looking for one sacrifice! If a sacrifice is not given the camp will be terorized by vampire fruit snacks that feed upon our burritos in the night! Chris is annoying! He is my sacrifice!"
"Well okay then." Percy said as he started walking back down the volcano. Annabeth started following Percy down, "That's it?!"
"That's it." Percy said cooly.
"We're just going to let him sacrifice Chris like that to some volcano god?!"
"Yep."
"Your nuts!" Annabeth shook her head.
"Look Annabeth, I don't know about you but I like my burritos not being eaten by vampire fruit snacks in the night!" Percy yelled.
"Your right...." Annabeth sighed.
"Besides, Chris IS annoying." Percy said.
"One hell of a story teller though." Annabeth noted.
"Ya...... Oh well!" Percy cheered as he ran down the rest of the mountain.
Raven from the Teen Titans had shown up when they left and she and Nico were becoming VERY good friends. Ah.... emo love........
Percy started speaking ancient greek for no reason at all and Annabeth couldn't understand what he was saying because he was talking so fast.
"Hold still." she said and smacked him right across the face. No luck. Then Rachel apeared in a puff of smoke and kissed Percy before disappearing again.
"It worked!" Percy cheered. Annabeth grabbed a microphone,
"It's strange to think the battles we used to fight, the Titans, the swords everything, is gone
Today I found out about you,
even now just looking at you feels wrong
You say that you'd take it all back given the one chance it was a moment of greekness and you said yes
You should have said no
You should have asked me
You should have thought twice,
before you let it all go
You should have known that word
that what you did with her would get back to me
(get back to me)
And I was right there there,
Not just in your
your mind
I shouldn't be asking myself why,
You should be begging for forgiveness,
at my feet
You should have said no,
baby and you would not speak greek
You can see that I've been crying
Baby you know all the right things,
To say
But do you honestly expect me to believe
We could ever be the same
You said that the past is the past
You need one chance it was a moment of weakness and you said yes
You should have said no
You should have asked me
You should have thought twice,
before you let it all go
You should have known that word
that what you did with her would get back to me
(get back to me)
And I was right there,
Not just in your mind
I shouldn't be asking myself why,
You should be begging for forgiveness,
at my feet
You should have said no,
baby and you wouldn't speak greek
I cant resist, before you go tell me this,
was it worth it,
was she worth this
Nooo
No no no no no
You should have said no
You should have asked me
You should have thought twice,
before you let it all go
You should have known word
that what you did with her would get back to me
(get back to me)
And I was right there,
not in
your mind
I shouldn't be asking myself why,
You should be begging for forgiveness,
at my feet
You should have said no,
baby and you might still have me"
She dropped the mic and walked away.
Percy just stood there before asking, "Is it just me or did none of what she sang even happen?"
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