Kya! I got so busy today that I didn't find a break to update! This chapter is going to be short but oh so random! Tomorrow I'll have a halloween webshow with all my friends (My co-writers) and I on YouTube on my channel LASynchro. Review!
Chad had a new friend, Hayzeas, pronounced Jesus. He was a frickin seahorse. He and Chad and Sparky (The emo mute blue bird with a God complex) all had their own cabin in camp half blood.
Instead of training for battle they raised beans. These were not any ordinary beans. These beans were like little miniature chibi people who hissed when you didn't feed them but they were called beans none the less.
They were small and adorable and very squishable. They only ate doughnuts and were easily angered. They were very agressive and ate your shoes if you were mean to them. If you were nice to them they would sleep on your foot.
To avoid having any of Chad's designer shoes eaten they read them stories like Frosting and the Beast and Black Squirels named Courtney which strangely calmed them. The beans were never very happy unless they had cupcakes to sit on.
Sparky baked cupcakes day and night to keep the little beans happy because nothing is more rewarding than a happy bean sleeping on your foot. Sometimes they even slept inside of Chad's top hats. Silly beans...........
One day all the beans layed eggs because bean's have no gender and are all asexual. So all the little beans had bean eggs and they all grew up to be adorable little regular beans.
No body knew about the beans except for Chad, Sparky, and Hayzeas. One day Kanye West really pissed them off and they (Being Taylor Swift fans) gathered their beans and sent them after Kanye. When they brought Kanye back they made a large bon fire and chanted many things and the cute little beans danced all around. Soon they tossed Kanye into the flames and he started screaming. Chad grabbed a microphone and said, "Hold on there Kanye, I'm gonna let you finnish but I just wanted to say that Joan of Arc had the best bon fire of all time!"