Hey everyone! What's up?! I haven't updated a REAL chapter since Halloween so I was feeling bad... I was reading ALL of my 380 reviews and almost died laughing at the few flames I had. You all are so wonderful, you keep this story running with your reviews and love. I don't know if I told you but over the summer I didn't update as often as I had planned to because I was at summer camp and was also working my butt off to get on the highest team on my club team. (Synchronized Swimming) And that during try-outs I was thinking of you all and you drove me on to work hard so that I coulod tell you that I made it. I did make it and am not competing on the National scene. I thank you all for that. Competition season is coming up which means more of the smelly coffee geletin, being cooped up in hotel rooms for long periods of time and my synchro girls that all contribute to the creation of this fic. More chapters more often soon. Thanks! Review!

Everyone in Camp Half-Blood was eating lunch peacefully when a helicopter landed on the Hermes cabin roof and a blonde popped out and waved her hat around.

"Hello New York! Hannah Montana is here!" she yelled.

Annabeth and Percy ran from the pavillion to the cabin and stopped to stare up at her in amazement. What the Fuzzy Bunnies (Thank you to one of my reviewers for coining this.) was Hannah Montana doing in Camp Half-Blood calling it New York? Then Thalia emmerged from the helicopter too, dragging Nico behind her, kidnapper status. She pulled out a celestial bronze dagger and stabbed Hannah is the side, Hannah screamed and burst into dust.

"I always knew she was a monster." Annabeth whispered to Percy as Thalia leapt off the roof with Nico in tow and waved to the helicopter as it flew away.

"What was up with that?" Annabeth said as Thaila came within suitable conversation distance.

"That was my ride." she replied.

"I don't even want to know..." Percy stated.

"Hey where's Chad?" Thalia said, off topic.

"In my cabin playing with tape." Percy sighed, "He's been doing that same thing for 3 days....!!!"

"Interesting..." Thalia said, not really caring as she headed to the Poseidon cabin and Percy and Annabeth followed. She threw the door open and marched inside grabbing Chad and his tape covered top hat letting the tape pieces that infested the entire room stick to her. Nico gulped audibly knowing what was coming as Chad curled up into a hard ball and Thalia raised him over her head bringing him down on his head. Hard.

Nico was knocked unconscious and Chad resumed playing with tape and drinking tea.

"Where did you get that tea?" Percy asked him because he knew he for sure did not own any tea or tea cups for that matter. Chad just shrugged.

"What did Nico do to make you so mad?" Annabeth asked Thaila.

"He was breathing on me." Thalia sniffed distainfully as she set the Twilight book series down next to Nico's head.

All of a sudden Jacob Black and Edward Cullen apeared out of no where outside in the middle of all the cabins. Jacob pulled a flame thrower out of his pants and fired it at Edward who used Bella (Where the heck had she come from?) as a meat shield.

Nico woke up next to the Twilight books and screamed.

"I LOVE TWILIGHT!!!!!!!" He exclaimed. Then he took notice of the 2 men and crispy woman outside and ran toward Edward.

"OMIGODS IT'S YOU!!!!!!!!" he yelled as he jumped up and down on Edwards arm.

"Dear god, not another gay fanboy...." Edward groaned.

"The world is officially ending." Annabeth sighed. Thalia and Percy looked at eachother and ran off screaming.

"THE WORLD IS ENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!" They said. As they ran through the camp more people heard and believed them causing a mass panic. Annabeth sighed and everyone started shreiking more as they realized they couldn't see anymore. They were all blind.

"Make yourself look big!" one camper suggested.

"NO! Stop drop and roll!" said another.

"Get in a doorway!" one said.

"Grab your closest copy of Twilight and start jerking!" Nico suggested. They all did. Jacob, Edward and the miraculously healed Bella were the only ones that could see and decided that things were just TOO wierd now so they ran away. Everyone was still jerking with their Twilight books until they stopped and realized that they weren't actually blind. They had forgotten to take off their blind folds after Zeus' birthday pinata game.