Some of you may have already read this chapter before, just so you know.

"Do we have any ice cream?"

"Uh, I don't think so."

"C'mon," the blond said, lightly tugging at Roy's hand.

"Where are we going?"

"To get some ice cream, of course."

"Ed, it's almost midnight," Roy said. "You're definitely not going to find an open parlor at this time of night."

"But, Roy, I'm craving ice cream. It'll be the death of me if I don't get it now!"

"Edward," the raven-haired man said in an airy voice, clasping his lover's hands in his, "are you pregnant?"

"What!?"

"Pregnant women crave things, especially in the middle of the night like you are now," Roy explained.

"You've sucked my dick, you bastard!"

"While that it more than true and something I thoroughly enjoy doing, you could be hiding something more. What's really inside you, Ed? A uterus? Ovaries? Do you get that special visitor every month?"

"What the fuck?"

"Oh, I know! Maybe we should go by the drug store tomorrow morning and get a home pregnancy test. That would definitely give us an answer," Roy said with a toying smirk.

"Whatever," the blond muttered, turning away from his lover. "I'm gonna go take a shower."

Roy just smiled to himself as he watched the blond disappear into the hallway. Of course, he had been playing around with Ed, but an angry Ed was more fun to deal with sometimes and besides, he knew exactly how to ease that ferocious temper.

Well, while Ed was off cleaning up, Roy decided that he would do the opposite. His lover did say he wanted ice cream and Roy was going to give him that...or something pretty damn close.

Ed stepped out of the shower, beads of water dripping on the floor. He ran the soft towel through his hair and over his wet body before wrapping it around his waist and knotting it in place. With only the towel on his body, he left the bathroom and headed for the bedroom with every intention of getting into some pajamas and crawling into bed. However, as he opened the door he found that his two-step plan would have to wait.

"Hey," a low voice said to him from the bed. Roy was lying on his back, propped up on his elbows.

Ed smiled as he ran his eyes over the man's body, quickly discovering that certain parts were covered in a fluffy white substance. Roy had whipped cream covering each nipple, as well as his erect length. Drizzled over the white topping was chocolate syrup and a cherry rested on each sweet mountain.

"Come here," Roy said, beckoning with his long finger. "I'll be your vanilla."

The smile on Ed's face widened as he stepped forward, approaching his sweet lover with much interest. All he could think about was how lucky he was to have found such a creative person to love.

Ed crawled between the man's legs and watched in fascination as Roy dipped his fingers into the cream shield over his nipple, avoiding the cherry. He pressed his fingers against the blond's lips and Ed happily took it into his wet mouth, reveling in the sweet taste and soft texture. Ed thoroughly cleaned the digits between his lips and ghosting tongue, but once he was done with that, he definitely wanted more.

The hungry blond leaned forward, taking a red cherry between his teeth then transferring it to his lover's. With that out of the way, he ran his tongue over the white hill, loving the soft moans as he licked and nibbled the perked skin. He could feel the cold whipped cream press against his groin as it touched Roy's, making it twitch with excitement.

With the same thoroughness he had used with Roy's fingers, Ed cleaned each nipple until there was no trace of what had been there. Next was the real fun.

He weaseled his way down, finding a lot of the sweetness that had covered his lover's cock to be absent as it had rubbed onto his own. That didn't matter though as he lowered his mouth down, sticking out his tongue to take what remained of the fluffy treat on his taste buds. From Roy's scrotum and up to the tip of his long length, Ed ran his tongue in long, enthusiastic strokes.

"Fuck, Ed," the raven-haired man moaned sincerely as the blond sunk his teeth into the head of his cock. He felt the wet muscle dip into the oozing slit, making his back arch in a delightful response. His fingers found the damp locks of his lover's head and tangled themselves in the mess.

A playful tongue, hard teeth, and an adventurous hand seized the hard dick. Ed tickled and toyed with the man's body, enjoying the heavy moans and the way his hips lifted in desperation for more.

Ed sucked on the throbbing length, pressing it against the very back of his throat. He knew Roy was drawing close to an end and soon he would taste something so much sweeter than what was currently dancing on his taste buds. He couldn't wait!

Roy pulled at the damp locks with a fiery intensity as he stared at the ceiling in a daze. The heat that surrounded his groin was so indescribably delightful that it reduced him to a lame being, doing nothing but moaning and breathlessly saying his lover's name. Ed was really licking him up as if he were a tasty ice cream cone. But, oh, how great it felt for his big cock to be squeezed into such a small and hot mouth!

With a final cry, Roy released his seed into his lover's mouth, his balls tightening against him as his hips lifted. He sank into the mattress with a relieving sensation clouding his body and mind. He smiled.

Ed felt his lover's treat explode in his mouth. He didn't swallow it right away; instead, he smeared it against the roof of his mouth and over his teeth with his tongue, savoring the texture and taste as it mingled with the sweet whipped cream and chocolate. Once satisfied, he let it slide down his throat and hit his stomach. He smiled as his eyes examined Roy's limp manhood, then scanned up to see the satisfied grin that played on his lover's soft lips. Roy looked so damn sexy with the lost and dazed look in his midnight-black eyes.

But when their gazes met, Roy just started laughing for some reason that was beyond Ed.

"Hey, what's so funny?" he asked, raising an eyebrow.

"You've got a little something on your face," Roy replied laughing, pointing at his cheek.

Ed reached his hand up to the indicated spot and found that his once-clean face was now full of whipped cream and chocolate. He frowned. It was probably in his hair too, and he knew it was dressing his groin and abdomen.

"Here, I'll help you," the raven-haired man said as he grabbed his small lover by his forearms and pulled him. Like a dog, he ran his tongue over the youth's delicate jaw line and defined cheek bones. Done with that, he slipped his tongue in the blond's mouth to clean up there too.

"Thanks," Ed said with a smirk after Roy pulled away with a smile that begged for gratitude.

Ed set him at his lover's side, snuggling up into the inviting warmth of the bigger body. As he shifted his legs, he felt uncomfortably sticky, but he decided, he would just have to take another shower later and perhaps he wouldn't go alone.

"That was delicious, Roy. Really hit the spot," Ed said, breathing deeply against the ivory skin, the taste still heavy on his tongue.

"I bet it did," the raven-haired man said. "But seriously, Ed, I really do think you should get that pregnancy test."

"Hush up."

"I'm just saying, one night you're craving ice cream and the next you'll be craving pickles or som-"

After it was clear that his lover wasn't going to cease his rambling, Ed decided to shut him up himself by tightly locking lips with the man. And sure enough, problem solved!

Thought it was kind of lacking. Failure T-T

I'm posting this again (even though I really wanted to rewrite it), because I'm going to be avoiding this fic until I get the next chapter of Mizer posted. Sorry, peeps! I promise it won't be take too long though.

Anyways, please review!