Ok, so here is another apology A/N... I've been so busy with Nationals next week that I haven't had time to write... I will VERY soon but for now I only have ideas... SORRY!

So, this chapter is about Chad. I will add fun facts about him in a minute so you can get to know him better but this is mainly about how someone has made a Facebook account for him. I swear to the gods that it isn't me and that I have no idea who it is. It's not any of my friends either. We are extremely confused by this mysterious fan-person. I want it to be known that that is NOT Chad and anything this person does with his Facebook account is not controlled by me in anyway. With that said, on to the fun facts.

1) Chad is english

2) He has only 3 top hats.

3) He dyes himself purple on a weekly basis.

4) He uses the waffle iron to intensify the color.

5) He is neutral in the pudding vs. Jell-O war but is still partial to pudding. (slightly)

6) He has gotten over Percy and moved on to focus solely on Zac Efron.

7) He turned 16 on Monday. (Because it was my 16th birthday on Monday and he IS me... kinda...)

8) He is not actually from England.

9) He is an avid reader of Seventeen magazine.

10) His favorite singers are Taylor Swift and Jesse McCartney (who he'd also like to rape)

11) He is part of a gay club.

12) Sushi night is on Wednesday and he is always in charge of bringing the eel.

13) There is only one other member in Chad's gay club, and that's Justin Beiber.

14) Chad was previously obsessed with the songs Numa Numa and Caramelldansen, he is now a fan of 'King of Anything' by Sara Barielles. (Because I deemed it AMAZING and allow him to sing it 24/7)

15) Chad's favorite food is pork buns.

16) Chad was previously a jigalow. (JK, he was only a stripper.)

17) He loves the beach, long walks, and poking dead things with a stick.

18) He is jealous of my new boyfriend. (Who asked me to be his girlfriend tonight. :))

19) He won't even tap Justin Beiber.

20) Chad hopes to one day make swiss cheese that forms stars instead of circles.

(I just got the mystery Chad lover to sign the Facebook page over to me!)