Girlfriend Trouble or Feelings Inside of Me

A slash of Nokia knives fell on my heavy heart,

which is a deep, deep, deep, deep muerto face.

If a heavy heart turns to stone, petrifies and dies, then if I'm lucky, I would find a friend.

And I did.

It was my anime girlfriend, Chi.

There was a little note in my pants pocket, THERE ARE FEELINGS INSIDE OF ME.

It was so cute.

And you know what happened next?

She kissed me.

ON THE LIPS.

VIRTUALLY.

I thank you.