I hate, hate, hate, hate this chapter!! X(

A gentle breeze danced through the air, waltzing with the delicate leaves of every branch. The air was crisp and fresh, fragrant with the newly awakened flowers that spotted the ground with soft colors. Overhead, white clouds played with beams of golden sunlight in front of a dazzling blue sky.

It was spring, at last. A time of rebirth and love. And mankind dare not forget the most important factor in the equation: picnics.

Ah, yes, picnics.

They were secluded, away from the world and its other inhabitants. Just them.

"Edward," the raven-haired man breathed as he proceeded to nibble on the blond's earlobe, earning a soft moan. His eager lips traveled inward, quickly finding an open mouth to effortlessly seize. He could taste a mix of flavors on his lover's lips and tongue: ham, potato salad, bread, wine, and the blond himself.

Nimble fingers travled down the smaller man's front, easily freeing buttons from their forced union along the way. With the expertise he prided himself with, Roy slid his hand under his lover's open shirt to tease and toy a hiding nipple; Edward's back arched slightly in response, a moan vibrating against Roy's mouth, as he pinched and flicked the delicate skin between his first two fingers.

"We--Ah, Roy!--can't do this," Ed said panting, having reluctantly left the man's lips to restore his dead lungs, fingers still twisting and rubbing his perked nipples.

"Yes, we can," the older man said, kissing the blond's slender neck.

"Someone'll see."

"So? That just makes it more fun. Hmmm?"

Ed didn't protest after his lover's comment; Roy was right, of course. The mere thought of being caught in such a intimate act was rather thrilling. Exciting, in fact. He wasn't sure why he'd even been worried about it in the first place; well, most likely because they were in a park and there were little kids running about. Hopefully, none of those young ones would find themselves looking upon some very inappropriate behavior in the small meadow, hidden by a circle of great trees and bushes, not far from the swings.

The young blond shivered as fabric brushed against the fine hairs on his skin as it was shed away by his lover's gentle hands. As he was becoming more exposed, he decided Roy needed to get that way too. Working with the same expertise and gentle passion, he began tugging at the man's clothes.

Shirts were thrown aside to lay rumbled and neglected in the grass. Shoes were removed, abusively kicked away. Pants were pulled down and off of long limbs to be tossed somewhere in the bush nearby. The red flannel blanket they were on twisted on itself in wild protest at their movements, also disturbing the wicker basket of half-eaten food and what remained of the wine they'd brought.

"Do you want me," Roy whispered lowly in the blond's ear, "inside you?"

Edward whimpered in reply, a pathetic sound of desperation and need. He could feel the man's erect manhood throb against his inner thigh, and he craved the feel of it buried inside him.

Roy smiled at the sound that fell off the blond's lips as he nozzled his nose against Ed's for a playful second, his hand ghosting down the slight curve of his hip. His venturing hand traveled inward, fingertips teasing the increasingly sensitive skin. As he wrapped his fingers around his lover's quivering length, he positioned himself at Ed's dark entrance.

He rocked his hips forward for the head of his dick to kiss the rippled skin, extracting a moan of anticipation from the blond's throat. He eased forward, but just as he was about to dig himself inside the dark tunnel, something wrapped tightly around his wrist.

He looked down in disbelief, eyes wide and heart pounding at what he saw. It held a wet shine over purple flesh. It pulled at his wrist, jerked until he let go of his lover's cock. He wanted to scream and he saw that Ed wanted to do the same thing, but he had no voice to call upon.

The tentacle, or whatever the hell it was, pulled his arm behind his back as another tentacle shot out from the bushes to wrap around his throat, easing him away from his Edward. He made a desperate attempt to grab Ed's outstretched hand with his free one, but he was too far away and Ed was being pulled back by tentacles around his forearms.

"Ed," he managed to say, voice bare and rough as he fought to get the simple name pass the tight hold on his throat. His other hand was forced behind his back, secured with his other by a purple limb. The creature had him sitting erect on his knees and completely at its mercy.

Roy looked at his young lover through blurred vision; Ed was on his knees, his chest touching the flannel blanket and ass in the air. He watched helplessly as a small tentacle pressed at his lover's lips, forcing itself inside the moist cavern.

"S-stop," Roy pleaded, fearful of what would happen to the blond if he didn't do something. The grip on his throat tightened at the plea and he felt his mind begin to dim like a dying lightbulb. He was losing.

He watched with outstanding horror as the tentacle worked itself rapidly in and out of his Edward's mouth, saliva running down the his chin and the creature's limb. He needed to see his lover in what he knew was his dying moment, but he only wished the last memory wasn't in such a horrific situation as this.

Panting, Ed stared hard at Roy with slited eyes. There was a terrible taste swimming in his mouth from the tentacle that had just left, the saliva-coated limb now running down his entire body, swishing like a cat's tail over his back and sides.

"Roy," he said, swallowing hard, "I'm scared."

The raven-haired man had no way to calm or comfort his lover, the creature's wipe-like arm still tight around his throat. The world around him was beginning to darken rapidly. He wasn't going to last much longer, he knew.

But maybe killing wasn't in the creature's intent. The tentacle's grip loosened slightly, allowing him to get more of the precious air to his lungs. It was only a little, but the dark cloud that had formed over his mind was beginning to rise.

A loud moan filled the air, making Roy snap is more aware attention to the blond. A wet tentacle had a firm hold on Edward's cock, pumping him vigorously and making him moan with pleasure.

It came as a great shock to him when he felt a tentacle wrap around his own dick, fondling and cupping him. The tentacle at his neck tightened once more as his penis was roughly stroked.

Roy tried to keep his eyes on the other alchemist, but the waves of pleasure that coursed through him forced his head to toss back and moans squeeze out of his throat. The lack of oxygen mixed with the sensational touch on his body came as such a surprising pleasure that he probably would have released himself right then, but he had a better stamina than that.

Eyes closed, he was only able to hear Ed. The blond moaned and groaned as he was touched by the tentacle around his small body. But when Edward let out a sharp gasp, he forced his eyes to open.

A thick tentacle was deep inside his lover, another still wrapped around his length, and Roy could see it wiggling. It moved out and quickly slammed back in with an excrutiating force. He expected Ed to scream, but the blond gave a loud moan of approval and arched his back. It appeared to Roy that Ed was enjoying the rough treatment.

The tentacle moved in and out of his lover while the other ran along the blond's cock. Ed was moaning in such a way that made Roy feel somewhat jealous and jilted. But that changed with the tentacle around his dick picked up pace, stretching out to touch his balls with its suctioned underside. He matched the blond's sounds of delight with his own, thoroughly enjoying the hot waves of pleasure that crashed upon him. However, his moans were quickly silenced as the tentacle around his neck tightened. He went lightheaded almost immediately, but the pleasure intensified. He loved it.

Stomach tight, Roy couldn't hold on any longer as he allowed himself the bliss of a bone-melting release. The tentacles removed themselves from his body and he sunk to the ground, breathless and spent, listening to the hurried moans of his lover.

He cocked his head upward to watch the blond be pounded by the thick limb of the hidden creature. In and out. Up and down. Ed was being worked hard and it surprised Roy how he hadn't let go of himself yet. But from the way Ed sounded, it wouldn't be much longer. No, not long at all.

There was a soft pop every time a suction cup from the tentacle left the puckered entrance, filling Roy with a strange amusement. The mix of sounds were playing out like an overture, and Roy couldn't wait until the climax.

Ed let out a howl of pleasure as something white and thick left his cock. He felt the thickness ease out of him, and the moment he was released, he rolled onto his back, his chest heaving as sweat played on his brow.

"What the fuck was that thing?" Ed asked, voice clipped with great gasps.

"I don't know, but whatever it was, it sure knew what it was doing!"

"I second that."

"And I'll third it just in case," Roy said, grinning. "Why were you scared? I wasn't sca-"

"Roy? Hey, Roy! Yoo-hoo! Rooooy!"

"Huh? Oh, Ed!"

"You ready to go?"

"Go? To where?"

"To the park. You said you were going to take me to the park for a picnic. A romantic picnic."

"Oh, yeah. Sorry, spaced out there," he said, laughing lightly. "I had the strangest daydream. You wouldn't believe what happened!"

For those of you who didn't realize, Roy was just daydreaming. He thought of everything. Anyway, I came up with this chapter when me and my friends from school got into a very weird conversation about tentacle sex (not anime related either). -shrug-

So, I have to wake up at 5:00 in the morning to go all across the state to Baton Rouge (three flippin' hours away!!) on a smelly school bus with people I don't really care for just to take a stupid test. Grrr!

Oh! I know I said earlier that this would be the threesome chapter, but, thinking this chapter idea would turn out amazing, I decided I had to type it up before it left me. Didn't turn out like I thought it would. Ah, well -sigh- There's enough good stuff in this fic to outweigh the bad, I guess.

Also, what the tentacle thingy was doing to Roy is called asphyxiation, I think.

Anyway, thanks soooooo much for all of the reviews so far!!!!! :D