Ok, So I know you thought I'd never update again but here's an honest to God chapter! No excuses! No apologies! No bullcrap! Whoo hoo! So anyway, I've considered becoming a YouTuber and putting all this stuff in video form or just plain becoming a vlogger. What do you think? Don't forget to review! Oh, and everything in this chapter actually happened to me! Imagine me as Percy and replace all the PJO stuff with mythological stuff and you'll see.
"Annabeth! Would you call the Grey Sister's cab for me? Please?" Percy said.
"Uh-sure." Annabeth replied and within moments the cabs was right in front of them. Percy pulled Annabeth inside with him. The "buckle-up' recording played and the sisters tore off.
"Watch this," Percy laughed. As cars pulled near their cab he starred at them intently as he said, "FEEL MY GAZE, FEEL IT! NOW GET PARANOID... NOW LOOK IN MY DIRECTION... NOW, CREEPY SMILE." The man in the car beside the taxi had indeed seemigly 'felt his gaze' and gotten paranoid enough to look in his direction. That's when Percy engaged his creepiest smile he was capable of. He did this several times. (No joke, I do this on my uber long car rides to Riverside everyday and the following reactions have all happened. It's called the Creeper Game and it really works. This is what happens when you lock me in small spaces for prolonged amounts of time.)
One woman looked around her empty car to make sure Percy was, in fact, smiling creepily at her. A few people changed lanes to get away from the taxi. One guy winked flirtily at him. One shirtless guy driving a hippie van nodded approvingly. One boy licked the window as a response. One woman flipped him off. And one elderly man smiled creepily back as well. It was a satifying game because you got to project awkwardness into someone else's car and odds were you'd never see them again! You could make them feel uncomfortable and then drive away and go on with your life. (Though I AM afraid that I'll cause an accident one day... But until that day comes, the Creeper Game will keep being played by me!)
Annabeth picked it up and started playing the game from her side of the car as well and soon both were rolling in their seats laughing so hard they cried. When they got out Chad popped out of Percy's backpack and shouted with a bannana in his hand, "BANANA'S INCREASE AWKWARDNESS!"