Ok, so I know it's been a while and I didn't intend on continuing this because I am 17 (and obviously very mature now, jk! ;)) Any who, it's pretty late and Emma and I are having a sleepover before i have surgery tomorrow and move to Morgan Hill (400 miles away from my current place of residence.) and we're sort of high on sugar so we figured, 'what better time to write more PJO On Crack?' So here we go... (and as per usual all of this stuff actually happened to me and yes, it is horribly sad. I'm Percy and Annabeth is Emma again.) It's gonna be shit by the way. Like grammar should be good but descriptions won't be super awesome.
So Percy was running low on gold drakmas and he wanted to send a letter with money in it to buy some message bracelets with Glee stuff on them (That's where I've been, the Glee fandom. I REGRET NOTHING.), but he realized that he had no idea what to put on a letter in order to send one. He knew it went in an envelope and that envelope went into a mailbox but he had NO CLUE what went on the outside in order to get the letter to Texas. He had no idea what to do, so he naturally texted Annabeth.
From: Percy
I am about to sound really REALLY dumb... How much stamp money does it take to send an envelope to Texas?
From: Annabeth
It's usually just one stamp. Depends on the envelope size and weight.
From: Percy
Just a regular envelope with one piece of paper inside and 2 bills.
From: Annabeth
One stamp. It's like 44 cents or something like that.
From: Percy
Ooohhhh! And I have one! Sweet!
From: Annabeth
Nice lol
From: Percy
Imma send a letter to Texas to talk to I don't know how the mail system works! So I put this thing called a 'letter' in 'the mailbox' and some man will take it away to Texas tomorrow? He knows where the bracelets are?
From: Annabeth
Yes, lol. Well, not him...
From: Percy
Ohmigod! Not him? Who does he give my money too?
From: Annabeth
It goes on a plane or truck to the zip code... then another man takes it to the people with the bracelets lol.
From: Percy
How do they KNOW where the bracelet lady lives? It's an organization of witches! Witchcraft! I can't even find my damn stamps... but-but... the bracelets! TT^TT What corner does the stamp go in?
From: Annabeth
Top right
From: Percy
Awesome.
Percy did as he was told and then realized he had no idea what went on the outside and the icon on his phone was not an accurate diagram so he googled images of the front of letters and stuck the finished product in the mail. Two weeks later he got his bracelets in the mail. But Chad had been the UPS guy. When Percy asked why Chad was working for UPS Chad said,
"It pays the bills on my hovercraft."