I stand corrected by my own common sense. I will use last names of the character is mostly known by last name. Get over it. #FirstWorldProblems.
Bep Bep Bitch
Beep. Beep. Beep.
He really doesn't want to take the challenge.
Beep. Beep.
He wouldn't.
Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.
He really really wouldn't.
BEEP BEEP.
God, he wants to bash it's metaphorical face in.
BEEP BEEP BEEP.
SHUTUP.
Bep bep.
That was a pitiful attempt at a beep.
BEEP BEEP.
"Goddamit, Fine!" He whisper/shouts, probably a little too loud, and again, the two people closest to him stare at him like he kicked a puppy, and Octopus stops for a second. He laughs it off, silently cursing God, or whatever Devine being decided to entertain themselves by annoying him.
The familliar screen pops up in front of him, and he gives it a deadpan look, as if to say, 'I obviously meant later, I'm in class, asshat'. He can't get it to go away now, though. He's already come this far, so he tries to work it into a conversation that's going on somewhere, to not look suspicious.
"So, who's willing to give up their life for the greater good?" Terasaka, (for game convenience) happens to say. Nagisa blurted out the, 'accept', at just the right time, too, because apparently he's a martyr now, Assassin class be damned.
Why is Terasaka even over here? It's like he's purposely trying to get someone in Nagisa's vicinity to sacrifice themselves- fuck. Apparently Nagisa isn't the only person who wants Nagisa dead. Apparently he's suicidal, too, because this fucking octopus decided he'd have to strive for a fucking assassin class. He's still pissed off.
Nagisa finished up reading about the challenge, and to his annoyance, the requirement is to be an assassin class. Also, the problem with not finishing this, is a death scentence. Come to think of it, somebody said something about the world blowing up. Eh, that's such a Wednesday problem.
What's interesting is that there's an alternate ending. A rare one, too. That's his personal challenge.
"You put this bomb around your neck, and while you show him your work, you jump and blow both of you up" Spoken wisely, Terasaka. Note the sarcasm. Nagisa laughs awkwardly, giving the impression of fear, because that's what normal people would feel right now, Right?
"You can't do that, he'd die" Kaede shouts, voice an annoyingly high pitch, making Nagisa want to cover his ears. He doesn't, because that's not something a normal person would do... Right? Right!? Nagisa coughs awkwardly this time.
"...That's the point"
There's a moment of silence before Nagisa speaks up, face dark, like he was trying to stop himself from crying, or he was severely depressed. Crocodile tears don't taste as good as real ones... where did that come from? "It's okay, Kaede, it's not like I have much to..." He stops there, hoping she understands what he means, because if he does carry on, he might start laughing hysterically because of how gullible they are.
Even Kaede fooled them, and she's so fucking obvious it hurts.
She gives him a hug, knowing there's nothing she can do. No, no, no, there is something she can do, but she won't, because everyone here is her enemy. He wonders why nobody here has realised the fact yet.
If he was actually the same person he acts as in front of the class, he'd be going to his death right now, and she's about to let him. Luckily, he has a plan, but still. Selfish bitch. Hypothetically letting him die.
He delves into his familiar state of indifference when he walks slowly up to octopus, because the situation has found himself in is so hilarious, he doesn't trust himself to act normally (normal right now (for him) being laughing his guts out). For being a genius, this octopus sure is dumb. He doesn't suspect a thing.
He also doesn't realise they're being watched like Nagisa does. His brains whirring at speeds faster than the octopus, formulating plans, and one of them seems most promising. Funny, a normal person would have all of their attention on their target.
What did you expect? This is child's play.
The interesting thing about this game, is that the system alerts you when you're are in direct danger, but it's either sleeping, or Nagisa's suspicions are confirmed. Koro-sensei was never going to let him die. What kind of teacher would let that happen?
As expected, he jumps, he explodes, then he goes about the day still snickering about the scolding the octopus gave Terasaka and his minions.
He wakes up the next morning, excited about his new plan, and also, guess who's back?
Back again?
Karma's Back.
This joke is overused, which is amusing to Nagisa. He laughs again and gets ready for school.
Where he's learning to be an assassin. He's still not over it.
The beeping starts again, and he's surprised, because he never gets this many challenges in the same week. Well, might as well accept it. This should be fun.
Karma's still hungover. The head throbbing, limbs aching, nauseating kind of hung over, where you actually contemplate murder. But when isn't he?
He doesn't have time to wonder what the fuck was in that champagne, because there's a crash outside, and he goes to the window and looks out, seeing absolutely nothing but darkness. What time even is it? 5:40, obviously.
Guess he's getting to school late. But, again, when isn't he? He has a slacker-that-still-happens-to-get-ecerything-right-because-hes-a-cool-kid image to keep up, anyway.
"Psss, Karma" He hears a whisper from below his balcony, (Yeah, he has a balcony, 'Cause he's a cool kid), and sees Blue. When isn't he? He even sees it in his dreams. No, no, no, now's not the time for that. There's a random child outside of his window. He laughs to himself over the joke he made.
"Nagisa? What the fuck?" He asks, speech still slightly slurred, because, of course he's drunk, hungover, tired and gay at the same time. Where'd that last one come from? Nagisa also somehow managed to climb up on his balcony, and is now standing in front of him.
"I need your help with something tomorrow"
Karma can't refuse.