My name is Melody Veronica and I'm a new member of Star Wolf after the Aparoid invasion.
After the invasion, Star Wolf cleared their heads for helping Star Fox kill the Aparoid queen and they started a contest for new membes and I won.
T'was a nice sunny day in Sargasso, I woke up when I heard terrible news from our leader Star Wolf that another new member was going to be joining in, Krystal.
She was a member of Star Fox before Fox McCloud broke her fucking heart and I say the bitch got awa stock free because he really needed to beat the crap out of her for being so dumb.
Panther came to me and gave me a kiss on the cheek and said "It's okay, you're more pretty than her anyway."
Panther is a black panther that joined Star Wolf after those stupid morons Pigam and Andrew got kicked out for being evil and stupid. He's so sexy and handsome and I don't know why the fuck he's in love with that heartless bitch named Krystal. But after I joined Star Wolf, he has eyes for only me and forgot that Krystal exists, ha ha.
That bitch came to us and presented herself, "Hello everybody, my name is Krystal and I was with Star Fox before he broke my heart." She said, I gave my the middle finger to her.
Wolf glared at me and said, "Melody treat Krystal better from now on you two will be colleagues."
"Fuck!" I said.
AN: Is it good? Please tell me.