"GIVE ME BACK KRYSTAL YOU MOPTHERFUCKERS!" Fox McCloud screamed shooting at us in our ships.
"No chance in hell, Fox! She's mine now!" Wolf retorted to him as he threw a bomb to his Arwing.
Meanwhile, that fucking bitch Krystal was waching them fight and giggling. "Guys, guys, don't fight over me okay!" She said giggling.
"SHUT UP, YOU USELESS BITCH!" I yelled shooting at her back, she screamed and pain and her ship started falling downards towards the sun. "AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME!" She asked.
"KRYSTAL, NO!" Wolf and Fox screamed in unison and dashed at her. Meanwhile, I shoved myself in front of Fox and started shoooting madly at his ship. "Take that, you faggot!" I said.
"AAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Fox scremed as his ship fell down too and crashed in a meteor. "Mishun Compreet!" I said mocking him.
Before I knew, Wolf was coming back with Krystal's ship attached to him. It was too good to be true, I cursed her mentally because I thought that was going to kill her. And I thought Wolf was going to be mad at me, but he was actually very happy because I managed to capture Fox McCloud!
"Good work, Melody!" Work said. "No one ever managed to defeat Fox McCloud before! You're the bast pilot we ever had!"
"You just need to know where to hit them!" I said blushing.
"Hey fucker, she's MY girlfriend!" Panther yelled at him, I giggled.
"Don't be so jealous, honey. Common, let's bring the Fox to the base!"
AN: See? Melody is so much more competent than slutty Krystal! She's not a Mary Sue, okay?!