Me, Panther and Leo went on to find that useless bitch KRystal. We saearched everywhere from Cornelia to Katina to Zoness, but it felt like she was nowhere. Suddenly, I had an idea.
We decided there was only one place she could be... The Dinosaur Plant!
We flew to the planet huriedly to find any traces of Krystal, but then, we were attacked from behind by someone.
"OMBOLA AKJBOA ALKHNOB LUHAY GHOGYR SONBAY LVHAYG NOGAY LOOS!" The person screamed evily.
"What the fuck did he say?" Panther asked. Suddenly, I took out my translator!
"STOP NOW, YOU FOOLS OR FACE THE IRE OF GENERAL SCALES!" The lizard presented himself.
"Go fuck yourself!" I yelled at him. Suddenly, he sent one of his minions after us.
"I AM VULCAR INGOT AND I WILL DESTROY YOU!" He taunted us.
Vulcar started shooting us but I had an idea. "Leon, distract him!" I ordered him.
Leon hissed. "I only take orders from Wolf!"
"Do it or we're all gonna die!" Panther told him.
Leon did as I said and distracted Vulcar, then, I got behind him and started shooting madly. Fulcar's glass broke and he suffocated in space.
Meanwhile, Panther was shooting and General Scaes. Panther threw a bomb at him and General Scales was destroyed.
"I thought Star Fox had killed this guy!" Panther asked.
"They're too pussies to actually finish the job!" I said. "Anyways, let's find that bitch Krystal!"
I told them as we started to land on the planet.
AN: OK THAT'S IT FROM NOW ON I'LL STAR DELETING YOUR BAD REVIEWS FUCK YOU! IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY STORY THAN DON'T READ OKAY? ITS IN THE FUCKING DESCRIPTION FOR FUCKS SAKE WHY SI THAT SO HARD?